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Old 08-10-2018, 10:04 PM   #841
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Eaten rotten Shark meat
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Old 08-11-2018, 09:32 AM   #842
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Been in a building on fire
Walked between two buildings on a wire
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Old 08-11-2018, 10:34 AM   #844
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Installed a sink
Dressed all in pink
Turned down a drink
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Old 08-31-2018, 03:46 PM   #845
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Stab a teenage hooker more than twice ,

Burn Lean Cuisine rice ,

Quit cheating while playing dice .
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Old 08-31-2018, 07:37 PM   #846
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Successfully held in a fart,
Gone to hell in a handcart..
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Was at fault in seemingly being allergic to thank ,

Went so long without washing that stank ,

While watching Babestation feels the need to have a crafty ... Bacon sandwich
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Never have I ever held hands and run around naked with a transvestite on the alter of an Anglican Church.
Well, if Iím ever in town then Iíll let you know. Iím quite a good runner and I have soft hands
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