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Old 08-11-2018, 01:42 PM   #6301
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Vacation on the Black Sea or the White Sea?
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Black sea vacation(because of my nationality Russians are not kind)


Spen your vaction seeing the sights or going to museums?
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Spend your vacation seeing the sights or going to museums ?
The sights (If there`s a nudist beach nearby )

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Mr Miyagi Or A twenty one year old Ginger Lynn ?
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Mr Miyagi


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Snow White or Sleeping Beauty
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Dislike your neighbour ,

Fatally wound him with a crossbow to the unmentionables Or Club him to death with a packet of biscuits uh huh so he`a die`a slow ?
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Seems they'd both be slow deaths, in a manner of speaking.
Still gemme the crossbow. Less work on my part.

And a 21 year old Ginger Lynn is the answer to anything and everything!

Rifle or shotgun?
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Shotgun (Never trust a weapon I need to close one eye to use )

Have to handwash Greenman`s underpants do you do it ,

With water Or Without ?
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water


Orange juice

with or without pulp
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With. That way you get something beside sugar.
Mineral water from an actual spring or bottled by a big company?
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From a spring.

Roast Beef on a Kaiser, or Ham and Swiss on Rye?
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