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Old 08-12-2018, 10:00 PM   #2311
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That was a sticky one. One tiny piece wouldn't flush. Had to use a brillo pad to get it loose. Wouldn't do for my cleaning lady to see that. I might be up the creek in her eyes!

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Old 08-13-2018, 12:26 PM   #2312
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Old 08-13-2018, 03:43 PM   #2313
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Big Grin Plus in retrospect maybe should have held on a few seconds longer and done it in a cubical , rather than at the urinal

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Old 08-13-2018, 10:48 PM   #2314
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Can't say what happened, but it sure looked like a brick of gold!

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Old 08-14-2018, 04:11 PM   #2316
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Big Grin Yes had to rely on da`shake. Which detached it from my personage eventually ... Hey , you know if I strain one more time this month I risk a fatal prolapse. Not the good kind either !

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Old 08-15-2018, 02:23 PM   #2317
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