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Old 08-10-2018, 01:04 AM   #2311
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The amount of bathroom time spend with the dump and cleaning up was as long as...


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Old 08-11-2018, 12:10 PM   #2312
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This is what happens if you have too much liquid with your lunch- soup in the bowl next morningn!

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Big Grin And it did, what a clean out that was


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Old 08-11-2018, 01:35 PM   #2314
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Smile Ok I say a River . Actually it was in the paddling pool for my neighbours disabled kid. Butt same difference really

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Old 08-12-2018, 09:00 PM   #2315
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That was a sticky one. One tiny piece wouldn't flush. Had to use a brillo pad to get it loose. Wouldn't do for my cleaning lady to see that. I might be up the creek in her eyes!

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Big Grin Plus in retrospect maybe should have held on a few seconds longer and done it in a cubical , rather than at the urinal

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Can't say what happened, but it sure looked like a brick of gold!

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Unhappy For what I ate yesterday it should have filled the bowl, there was just 1, and it was small


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Big Grin Yes had to rely on da`shake. Which detached it from my personage eventually ... Hey , you know if I strain one more time this month I risk a fatal prolapse. Not the good kind either !

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