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Old 08-10-2018, 02:43 PM   #6301
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I've had a few. Some good (Sam Adams Pineapple IPA) most not so good.

Pelicans or Egrets?
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Old 08-10-2018, 08:21 PM   #6302
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Pelicans

Regard the pelican
His beak can hold more than his belly can
He can hold in his beak
Enough food for a week.
But I'm damned if I know how the hell he can

Courtesy Ogden Nash.

Italian food or German?
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Old 08-10-2018, 08:39 PM   #6303
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Italian. German food is inedible imo.

French food or Spanish?
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Old 08-10-2018, 10:29 PM   #6304
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Spanish. It's much more aphrodisiac.

City or country?
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City. The Country is a place for having fond memories of holidays there, not living in.
Beef slow roasted on a spit or lamb?
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To be.

Vacation on the Black Sea or the White Sea?
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Black sea vacation(because of my nationality Russians are not kind)


Spen your vaction seeing the sights or going to museums?
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The sights (If there`s a nudist beach nearby )

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Mr Miyagi Or A twenty one year old Ginger Lynn ?
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