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Old 08-10-2018, 02:06 AM   #6291
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English Ale

Pizza or Nachos?
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Old 08-10-2018, 12:48 PM   #6292
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Nachos. Can't beat good Mexican food.
Dark or Pale Ale?
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Old 08-10-2018, 01:31 PM   #6293
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Have you or have you not ever had fruit beer?
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Old 08-10-2018, 03:43 PM   #6294
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I've had a few. Some good (Sam Adams Pineapple IPA) most not so good.

Pelicans or Egrets?
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Pelicans

Regard the pelican
His beak can hold more than his belly can
He can hold in his beak
Enough food for a week.
But I'm damned if I know how the hell he can

Courtesy Ogden Nash.

Italian food or German?
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Italian. German food is inedible imo.

French food or Spanish?
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Spanish. It's much more aphrodisiac.

City or country?
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City. The Country is a place for having fond memories of holidays there, not living in.
Beef slow roasted on a spit or lamb?
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Goats or Sheep
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