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Old 08-09-2018, 10:45 PM   #6291
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I would not go back in time to kill Hitler. Changing history might have very serious repecussions for the entire world.


Beer( coke has too much sugar and that nasty high fructose corn syrup).


English ale, or German lager?
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Old 08-10-2018, 02:06 AM   #6292
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English Ale

Pizza or Nachos?
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Old 08-10-2018, 12:48 PM   #6293
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Nachos. Can't beat good Mexican food.
Dark or Pale Ale?
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Dark Ale


Have you or have you not ever had fruit beer?
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I've had a few. Some good (Sam Adams Pineapple IPA) most not so good.

Pelicans or Egrets?
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Pelicans

Regard the pelican
His beak can hold more than his belly can
He can hold in his beak
Enough food for a week.
But I'm damned if I know how the hell he can

Courtesy Ogden Nash.

Italian food or German?
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Italian. German food is inedible imo.

French food or Spanish?
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Spanish. It's much more aphrodisiac.

City or country?
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City. The Country is a place for having fond memories of holidays there, not living in.
Beef slow roasted on a spit or lamb?
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Goats or Sheep
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