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Old 08-06-2018, 03:33 PM   #2301
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Big Grin I mean that`s perfectly natural and normal right ?

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Old 08-06-2018, 03:40 PM   #2302
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Old 08-08-2018, 12:30 PM   #2303
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Old 08-08-2018, 12:55 PM   #2304
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It's the future and all there is to eat is nasty canned food. That's about the same as what I eat with variation. It just doesn't come out right!

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Old 08-09-2018, 12:59 PM   #2305
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Big Grin That`s what it was like I tell`eee

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Old 08-11-2018, 02:35 PM   #2310
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Smile Ok I say a River . Actually it was in the paddling pool for my neighbours disabled kid. Butt same difference really

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