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Old 08-09-2018, 02:25 PM   #3551
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You dolts. Just because I'm the greatest of all the Sumo wrestlers in Japan, doesn't mean you give me a trophy that is almost as big and heavy as me. Where do you think I will be able to put this? It won't fit in my trophy case. All I can do with this is use it as a jack when I need to fix my car.


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Old 08-09-2018, 03:14 PM   #3552
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Big Grin Unless you use it in reference to how thread winning victorious I am , as then you obviously do

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Old 08-12-2018, 05:36 PM   #3553
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Big Grin Stay outta this Sandy , you`re cramping my victorious thread Victory

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Old 08-12-2018, 09:16 PM   #3554
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Old 08-12-2018, 09:28 PM   #3555
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I am that I am. I am the God of Abraham, of Greenman and of trailmaster. No other God is more powerful than I and therefore those that believe in me shall from this day forward win this last post!

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Big Grin Except in Poland .. Butt that`s not impotent right now.. What is are all the congratulatory pm`s I've gotten for this thread success. Bless you , bless you all ... Oh blast , promised myself wouldn't cry

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Old 08-14-2018, 02:05 PM   #3557
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mungy wins this last post for the first time and all the rest of you who never had a trophy(you know who you are) have never won this thread!
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Big Grin Wise words Trails , wise words. That said. I`m now thread winner and you`re not

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It's been a hard day here on Rottnest Island. Sometimes all I want to do is be let alone, but these agressive tourists insist on getting a selfie with me so they can brag to all their friends back home that they have a photo of a quokka. In the late afternoon I just pick a quiet place for a nap.

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