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Old 07-31-2018, 08:49 AM   #41
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Old 07-31-2018, 09:03 AM   #42
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Old 08-04-2018, 10:05 AM   #43
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Old 08-05-2018, 03:17 PM   #44
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The "Yeah, I'll do it later honey" contest

Your 'honey' looks like her foot is just the size to kick you between the uprights .
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Extreme Sarcasm would have to be my chosen field of Olympic endeavour.... Or so I'm told.
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As I'm British we should have relay queueing, all-in tutting, international pretending were still fighting the 2nd World War......and the World's Dullest Man Contest.....I'd win with my baggy shorts, socks and sandals and string vest (my summer outfit......a real babe magnet)
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