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Old 07-28-2018, 05:15 PM   #611
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I`m not saying Theresa May is ugly ,

Only bet she has to blindfold her vibrator
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Old 07-31-2018, 03:08 PM   #612
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Asked the wife what she`d love most for her birthday this year ,

Said a widow`s pension
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Old 08-01-2018, 01:15 AM   #613
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What goes:

"Arrgh, my feet have disappeared...Oh, they're back...Argh they've disappeared again...oh, they're back again...Argh, my feet have disappeared again...oh good, they're back again" etc?








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Old 08-08-2018, 01:23 PM   #615
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If a woman ever pulls a knife on you during an argument throw some bread butter and cheese at her ,

Instincts will kick in and she'll make you a sandwich
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Old 08-17-2018, 05:03 PM   #616
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Why is a gun better than a wife ? ,

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My mother in law came round this morning ,

That's the last time I buy Chloroform from the damn pound shop !.


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Can't believe how pissed off the wife is with me ,

Been nagging I never take her anywhere
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So took her out for tea and biscuits ,

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They can't give it a shake, so they have to blow dry......
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Hmmm why indeed.

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