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January 11th, 2019, 07:16 PM | #71 |
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About when I was 15-16 I was banging my thumb g/f in her bedroom. Having gone on for a while she began to moan some. Her parents came home unexpectedly. Her mom yelled in "what's wrong" just as she yelled "I'm cumming". Mom said ok see you down there thinking she meant coming downstairs. We barely got away with it. I ended up having to climb out the window onto the porch roof to leave so they wouldn't figure it out.
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January 12th, 2019, 06:12 PM | #72 |
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Two true "headboard" stories... they just didn't happen to me.
The first one was my colleague from school. A few years earlier he had woken up with not only a hangover but with bruises on the top of his head. Turns out the party at his place the night before was a great one, he passed out in his bed, and his buddy proceeded to lay some girl onto the other side of the bed and fuck her brains out. His buddy's amorous onslaught repeatedly made my colleague's head slam against the backboard of his bed! The second one was my wife's former acquaintance, who was a pretty redhead. My wife had recently broken her nose in a fall, and her pretty acquaintance shared her broken nose story too. She said her first husband(?)/fiancee/boyfriend was fucking her so hard once that her big tape deck/radio on top of the headboard of her bed fell off onto her face and broke her nose! I guess these stories weren't funny when they happened... |
January 13th, 2019, 12:27 AM | #73 |
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The best I can manage was the first day of the honeymoon with my first wife. We got to the hotel and then started some very enthusiastic fucking when the fire alarm went off. Thinking it would soon be sorted, we carried on fucking, but the alarm also carried on. Finally realising this might be serious, we stopped fucking, put some clothes on and got out. We were standing outside, horny as hell, in minimal clothing in winter, while Fire Engines roared up. There really had been a fire, fortunately a fairly small one, readily put out.
When we were allowed back to our room, we started to fuck again. That set the tenor for the honeymoon: go and see something, then back to the hotel for a another fuck. We were both desperate for sex, all the time.
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January 13th, 2019, 02:01 AM | #74 |
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I was devouring a friends breasts (ohhh such wonderful twins they were) and I guess I gobbled up too much air whilst chowing down. I burped. No I belched. Big. But my face was buried between those two wonderous orbs, so it was a massive motorboating the likes of which neither of us had seen.. When I peeked up, slightly amused, she said "Well THAT was romantic!" Meaning the exact opposite. I was laughing so much she joined in. After it subsided, we continued, but with a bit of giggles now and then. Best woman in between the sheets I'll ever have.
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January 29th, 2019, 11:41 AM | #75 |
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When visiting friends in Canada I got chatting to this girl in a bar and we had a be that if I could have how many guys she’d slept with she’d fuck me. Somehow I guessed right (10!) and she was so amazed she came home with me and my mate. We both ended up fucking her and cumming on her face (all on camera) and then afterwards my mate got a cucumber from the fridge and tried fucking her well worn pussy with it. Unfortunately it was a bit cold and as I held the camera between her legs he turned to me, passing the cucumber and said one word: “Microwave.” Suffice to say it was rather surreal gently warming up a cucumber in my mate’s kitchen in order to roger a random girl with, but it always brings a smile to my face whenever I think about it. We had a dinner party gathering the next day, and yes you guessed it, we served cucumber salad!
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May 2nd, 2019, 03:17 PM | #76 |
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What's the funniest thing that ever happened while you were having sex ?
Her twin brother walked in on us and immediately started crying.
Butt then that`s five year old`s for you.
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