What ruins a porn scene for you? - Page 10

tantalus1970 · December 3rd, 2011, 05:37 PM

Where do I start?

Idiot cameramen / directors. There's a scene in the Uranus Experiment where two guys are getting blow-jobs, and one of the girls stops to remove her dress, revealing a nice arse in a thong. Unfortunately, we only get a glimpse of her hot butt because as she steps back, she moves out of shot because the camera is centred on the guy not on her!

In orgy scenes (I like orgies, but not so keen on gang bangs) they almost never pull back to show the whole orgy; it's always close-ups of one or two couples. In one orgy scene I saw, they were spread across 3 sofas, but the cameramen were standing at either end of one of the sofas, so you never got to see anything that was happening on that sofa; all you got to see were legs sticking out!

And of course directors who never shut the fuck up! Especially when they are talking to the guy and not the girl!

The bizarre idea that we give a damn about the blokes. I'm sick and tired of seeing scenes where the first 5 minutes is just the guy leering at the camera while they cruise round to 'find' the girl.

Scenes where the guy gets more close-ups than the girl (and not just during the money shot, although that's the worst!). I'm a big Sarah Young fan, but I find many of her scenes un-watchable because of all the guy close-ups. There was one where she was with 3 guys and once the fucking started, they got ALL the close-ups, apart from the penetration close-ups. At one point she was sucking one guy while being nailed from behind; the guy being sucked off got a close up and then they cut to another close up of the SAME GUY from a different angle! Stupido!

Lack of empathy between the actors. I've seen so many scenes where, once they start fucking, the guy doesn't look at the girl's face once.

Spitting, slapping etc

The guy putting his foot on the girl's head

Kama Sutra positions: where they do it in so many positions that you've never heard of outside porn and would put your back out. How often do you see the missionary? or standing up against the wall or table? or even a normal doggy or cowgirl position? It can't always be because of camera angles. (This is particularly funny in girl-girl, where one is wearing a strap-on, and they are doing it in the same ridiculous positions, rather than ones that you don't need to be a gymnast to even attempt!)

Guys jacking themselves off at the end. In itself there's nothing wrong with this, but they do it all the damn time!!! It's particularly annoying at the end of a tit-wank, tit-fuck, hand job or blow-job scene, or where the girl is jacking him off and he brushes her hand away and does it himself. Especially if there is a cut between her action and his finish (meaning the actual cum-shot might have been filmed half an hour later). The girl might as well be sitting there doing her nails!

OTT actresses. I know perfectly well that when you lick a girl's nipple, she doesn't have an orgasm!

Too many tattoos.

Music. Especially when that's the only sound.

Dubbing. I can understand dubbing the language but why do they dub the actual moaning and groaning?

I Luv 80s Porn · December 3rd, 2011, 11:59 PM

Another thing that ruins scenes is when 2 guys are DPing a woman.

The guy in her ass pulls out and cums all over the other guys legs and balls. Thats a huge turn off. I'm sorry but that just seems like some gay stuff to me.

I once saw a film, actually I still have it in my collection. Tom Byron was DPs this brunette with Marc Wallace. It was a hot scene this girls pussy and asshole were ripe and wet. Well Marc Wallice loses it and instead of cuming on this chick's back or standing off to the side he pulls his dick out and shoots his wad all over Tom Byron's nutsack.

Its disgusting to watch.

tantalus1970 · December 4th, 2011, 08:42 AM

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Originally Posted by I Luv 80s Porn

Another thing that ruins scenes is when 2 guys are DPing a woman.

The guy in her ass pulls out and cums all over the other guys legs and balls. Thats a huge turn off. I'm sorry but that just seems like some gay stuff to me.

I once saw a film, actually I still have it in my collection. Tom Byron was DPs this brunette with Marc Wallace. It was a hot scene this girls pussy and asshole were ripe and wet. Well Marc Wallice loses it and instead of cuming on this chick's back or standing off to the side he pulls his dick out and shoots his wad all over Tom Byron's nutsack.

Its disgusting to watch.

I don't know about that specific scene but a guy I know who used to direct porn told me that sometimes guys do that deliberately if they really don't like the other guy as they know it will piss him off.

Something else that I hate is those scenes with fake plastic dicks where the girl pretends to fuck and at the end the fake dick shoots about a gallon of milk or cream or something, practically drowning the girl! It just looks horrible. The worst thing is, they are cropping up in cumshot pic and video compilations as though they actually count!

boneym · December 4th, 2011, 12:43 PM

Three things I hate, that would be zoom, zoom and even more zoom!

Basically when the girl comes in and the camera stays zoomed in on her vagina. And that was it for me.

Blennie · December 5th, 2011, 08:11 AM

I love watching women masturbate and personally I enjoy lingering close ups of the vagina. I prefer them to use fingers rather than toys which I find a bit of a turn off. Generally I like to watch solo or lesbian scenes, my major turn off being men. If a guy suddenly appears I usually switch off.

robeston · December 5th, 2011, 08:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Blennie

Generally I like to watch solo or lesbian scenes, my major turn off being men. If a guy suddenly appears I usually switch off.

Oh I SO agree!!!! The only m/f material I keep is when its a woman who is otherwise really attractive to me - Mia Ivanova, Kala Prettyman, Demi Dean for example - and even then if the guy gets too much screentime I'll either give up on it or if I can be bothered edit the movie so I can dump as much of him as possible. I way prefer solo or, even better, g/g material.

So I think what ruins a porn scene for me is any man. OK, there are other things, I particuarly hate strap-ons in 'lesbian' sequences, and anything where the performers don't at least pretend to relate to each other by eye-contact or non-sexual touch is a quick turnoff. and anything that even hints at nonconsensual abuse or degradation is just horrible - I'd like to get hold of the directors and give THEM a bit of abuse, see how they like being throttled, pushed around, spat on, verbally abused and maltreated. Somehow I doubt they'd think it was much fun. Yes, I really really hate that, as apart from anything else it is absolutely handing anti-porn people a stick to beat us with. I don't even like stuff whereits obvious it is notionally consensual, like in some of the otherwise very sexy Renee Richards.

And in response to another poster above, I have had two partners who definately, consistently, had real orgasms just through breast and nipple stimulation. Loved it!

Blennie · December 5th, 2011, 09:07 AM

Strap-ons do nothing for me either. I like natural looking girls, who appear to be enjoying what they're doing, not just a load of fake groaning, At the very least I turn down the volume!

camelman13 · December 5th, 2011, 07:37 PM

The overwhelming presence of either huge fake boobed blondes on one hand, or underweight no boobs gals on the other. Aren't there any "nice" looking gals anymore? Actresses that aren't either flat as a board or have boobs/butts that are ridiculously huge? And ones that you'd be surprised if you found out they were a stripper rather than saying "Oh yeah, this girl was totally a stripper at one point".

Girls that aren't either nasty-stripper types OR silly faux-innocent 'teen' types OR overdone Cougar-types.

Think Lauren Smith or Colleen Brennan - actresses you could picture doing something other than porn or stripping, the kind of ladies you might find in an office or something.

And yet my #1 beef about modern porn films: A big bust film where the camera lingers on an explicit close up of penis-vagina for minutes on end. It's a big bust film, show the bouncing boobs!

SouthernMaster · December 10th, 2011, 03:44 PM

Fake tits, dubbed audio. But the worst is at the end of a scene. The guy's going to jack himself off? Not in my world!!

**cuzzyman927** · December 10th, 2011, 04:21 PM

Flicks in which while the girl is getting rammed she is telling her partner things like, "Ooh baby I want your hot cum all over me", or "Come on baby cum all over my tits/ass" ... and the guy is telling her things like, Yeah baby I've got a good hot load for you", or "I'm gonna shoot my load all over you baby".
And then when the "big moment" arrives for the cum shot he dribbles out a disappointing few drops onto her naval or pussy that wouldn't even impregnate a mosquito!

December 3rd, 2011, 05:37 PM	#91
tantalus1970 Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: London Posts: 123 Thanks: 9,131 Thanked 3,220 Times in 128 Posts	Where do I start? Idiot cameramen / directors. There's a scene in the Uranus Experiment where two guys are getting blow-jobs, and one of the girls stops to remove her dress, revealing a nice arse in a thong. Unfortunately, we only get a glimpse of her hot butt because as she steps back, she moves out of shot because the camera is centred on the guy not on her! In orgy scenes (I like orgies, but not so keen on gang bangs) they almost never pull back to show the whole orgy; it's always close-ups of one or two couples. In one orgy scene I saw, they were spread across 3 sofas, but the cameramen were standing at either end of one of the sofas, so you never got to see anything that was happening on that sofa; all you got to see were legs sticking out! And of course directors who never shut the fuck up! Especially when they are talking to the guy and not the girl! The bizarre idea that we give a damn about the blokes. I'm sick and tired of seeing scenes where the first 5 minutes is just the guy leering at the camera while they cruise round to 'find' the girl. Scenes where the guy gets more close-ups than the girl (and not just during the money shot, although that's the worst!). I'm a big Sarah Young fan, but I find many of her scenes un-watchable because of all the guy close-ups. There was one where she was with 3 guys and once the fucking started, they got ALL the close-ups, apart from the penetration close-ups. At one point she was sucking one guy while being nailed from behind; the guy being sucked off got a close up and then they cut to another close up of the SAME GUY from a different angle! Stupido! Lack of empathy between the actors. I've seen so many scenes where, once they start fucking, the guy doesn't look at the girl's face once. Spitting, slapping etc The guy putting his foot on the girl's head Kama Sutra positions: where they do it in so many positions that you've never heard of outside porn and would put your back out. How often do you see the missionary? or standing up against the wall or table? or even a normal doggy or cowgirl position? It can't always be because of camera angles. (This is particularly funny in girl-girl, where one is wearing a strap-on, and they are doing it in the same ridiculous positions, rather than ones that you don't need to be a gymnast to even attempt!) Guys jacking themselves off at the end. In itself there's nothing wrong with this, but they do it all the damn time!!! It's particularly annoying at the end of a tit-wank, tit-fuck, hand job or blow-job scene, or where the girl is jacking him off and he brushes her hand away and does it himself. Especially if there is a cut between her action and his finish (meaning the actual cum-shot might have been filmed half an hour later). The girl might as well be sitting there doing her nails! OTT actresses. I know perfectly well that when you lick a girl's nipple, she doesn't have an orgasm! Too many tattoos. Music. Especially when that's the only sound. Dubbing. I can understand dubbing the language but why do they dub the actual moaning and groaning?

December 3rd, 2011, 11:59 PM	#92
I Luv 80s Porn Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 100 Thanks: 6 Thanked 655 Times in 87 Posts	Another thing that ruins scenes is when 2 guys are DPing a woman. The guy in her ass pulls out and cums all over the other guys legs and balls. Thats a huge turn off. I'm sorry but that just seems like some gay stuff to me. I once saw a film, actually I still have it in my collection. Tom Byron was DPs this brunette with Marc Wallace. It was a hot scene this girls pussy and asshole were ripe and wet. Well Marc Wallice loses it and instead of cuming on this chick's back or standing off to the side he pulls his dick out and shoots his wad all over Tom Byron's nutsack. Its disgusting to watch.

December 4th, 2011, 12:43 PM	#94
boneym Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Austria Posts: 140 Thanks: 10,407 Thanked 1,756 Times in 134 Posts	Three things I hate, that would be zoom, zoom and even more zoom! Basically when the girl comes in and the camera stays zoomed in on her vagina. And that was it for me.

December 5th, 2011, 08:11 AM	#95
Blennie Member Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 14 Thanks: 16,745 Thanked 142 Times in 13 Posts	I love watching women masturbate and personally I enjoy lingering close ups of the vagina. I prefer them to use fingers rather than toys which I find a bit of a turn off. Generally I like to watch solo or lesbian scenes, my major turn off being men. If a guy suddenly appears I usually switch off.

December 5th, 2011, 09:07 AM	#97
Blennie Member Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 14 Thanks: 16,745 Thanked 142 Times in 13 Posts	Strap-ons do nothing for me either. I like natural looking girls, who appear to be enjoying what they're doing, not just a load of fake groaning, At the very least I turn down the volume!

December 5th, 2011, 07:37 PM	#98
camelman13 Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 159 Thanks: 285 Thanked 3,273 Times in 144 Posts	The overwhelming presence of either huge fake boobed blondes on one hand, or underweight no boobs gals on the other. Aren't there any "nice" looking gals anymore? Actresses that aren't either flat as a board or have boobs/butts that are ridiculously huge? And ones that you'd be surprised if you found out they were a stripper rather than saying "Oh yeah, this girl was totally a stripper at one point". Girls that aren't either nasty-stripper types OR silly faux-innocent 'teen' types OR overdone Cougar-types. Think Lauren Smith or Colleen Brennan - actresses you could picture doing something other than porn or stripping, the kind of ladies you might find in an office or something. And yet my #1 beef about modern porn films: A big bust film where the camera lingers on an explicit close up of penis-vagina for minutes on end. It's a big bust film, show the bouncing boobs!

December 10th, 2011, 03:44 PM	#99
SouthernMaster Member Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 12 Thanks: 3,598 Thanked 45 Times in 8 Posts	Fake tits, dubbed audio. But the worst is at the end of a scene. The guy's going to jack himself off? Not in my world!!

December 10th, 2011, 04:21 PM	#100
cuzzyman927 Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Down at the "Y" Posts: 33,073 Thanks: 390,390 Thanked 1,111,502 Times in 36,682 Posts	Flicks in which while the girl is getting rammed she is telling her partner things like, "Ooh baby I want your hot cum all over me", or "Come on baby cum all over my tits/ass" ... and the guy is telling her things like, Yeah baby I've got a good hot load for you", or "I'm gonna shoot my load all over you baby". And then when the "big moment" arrives for the cum shot he dribbles out a disappointing few drops onto her naval or pussy that wouldn't even impregnate a mosquito!