Sssssssssssh This Thread Is Top Secret So Only Would Be Forum Agents Need Apply !

MaxJoker · March 28th, 2011, 03:45 PM

First off i hope nobody followed you here , as the existence of this thread is top secret !

Nobody did ?

You sure ?

Ok ok no need to get aggressive

Although by getting so defensive and angry so quickly you have just passed the entrance exam

Well done , and welcome to the intelligence arm of the V.E.F

I`m Director General GreenSkull , newly appointed after the tragic accident which took out the previous command structure.

Personally i blame myself

Mostly as i used to make the sandwiches in the canteen and did wonder whether that ham was off

The Admin saw my side of the story though , and asked if i`d like to volunteer to fill the role.

I agreed thinking i`d make a nice change from filling sandwiches

But then as my History teacher always used to say " Why live in the past " .

This is the dawning of a brand new era of brave members signing up to protect the motherland , signing up to perform their duty !

Of covert espionage , surveillance and intelligence activities to defend the V.E.F realm , plus that side benefit of random killings of rival forum agents

Not to mention the super secret missions .

Although forget i mentioned those are you haven`t got security clearance yet

What you have got though is a selection of field missions that`ll need to be completed , successful completion of these tasks will enable you to rise in the ranks . Who knows you might even eventually be eligible to join the CCC (Command control committee) then set tasks for others to take on. Well if they`ve got the guts of course .

Because that`s what this service is all about

Fearlessness

Or for want of a better word

Insanity

" Missions quite achievable "

1 - Codename = Protecting the public

This is a stealth mission , which if you choose to accept it involves entering the main store of your choice be it Tesco`s / Sainsburys or whatever. Going to where they sell celebrity magazines and turning as many over as you feel you`re able to without being observed . As in turn them so they show the back covers. Because as we all know such rags front covers only harm the ability for our citizens to think.

Now the most i have ever turned in a single assault was nineteen , all bad boys as well . We`re talking OK / Heat / Now and yes ................ Grazia

But then i`m fully committed

Or at least should be

Also i`ll want a field report on the mission

If you choose to accept it

That means i`ll want to know where you went to strike a blow for free thinking , i`ll want to know which publications you turned and most importantly how many you managed

Well managed until the fat lady behind the till started to get suspicious

Mind you if that happens just tell her it looks like she`s lost weight , then slip away as she bathes in the glow of your insincerity

Either way how you make your escape is up to you

But i should probably say that by reading this far you have also passed the persistence part of the exam

Still enough with the praise

Go get out there men , and turn those damn magazines back to front

As only those who complete this set mission and report back to headquarters with their report will be able to award themselves their own Secret Agent Name

Either through a personal pick or through this generator or this one.

Oh and good luck chaps.

Your Forum is counting on you !

Signed
GreenSkull / Agent Infinity

**Greenman** · March 28th, 2011, 04:59 PM

Nah what would really set you apart from men & boys is to bring all the really hard stuff(well I say hard, not compared to what you find on the Internet these days) to the front of the shelves in your local newsagents so the spotty little herberts from the local school see em as they glance up looking for the latest Match of the Day magazine or Shoot(assuming that still exists) I have an agent name already 'Greenman.' better than the one that second generator came up with Agent 125 Black!! And I do happen to have a mobile phone number that has 007 in it. Do meglomaniac toads count as secret agents? I think they have more fun trying to rule the world-hahahahaha

**Mal Hombre** · March 28th, 2011, 05:12 PM

Calling Agent infinity This is Agent Creepy Fish, over.

**TexMadrid** · March 28th, 2011, 05:15 PM

Very funny GS; because I already turn magazine's upside down (as opposed to back to front)I feel that makes more of a statement; when there is someone on the cover I find offensive: Sarah Palin, Tom Cruise, Glen Beck etc. or in the past George Bush, Dick Cheney etc. Though I only turn the first issue upside down. I have done this regularly for years; just a single magazine mind you; books or magazines in fact.

This mission, though, seems aimed across the pond; what's up with that? Though I would have to stand on my upside down "mark" which I guess would disqualify me from accepting the mission?

**pharoahegypt** · March 28th, 2011, 06:03 PM

i find it equally amusing to remove the tape that so many prudish or miserable news shops now put around the sides to stop people perusing said publications before buying them. bet they get real pissed at seeing people managing to peruse when they know they had sealed them already...??!!

even more fun as suggested to slip one copy, of say Mayfair, down a shelf or two in between this weeks OK or other woman's reading fair, then to just stand back and watch some old dear's face as she pulls her mag away to reveal a big pair of boobies looking back at her...!! priceless..!!!

**seany65** · March 28th, 2011, 06:25 PM

"...and welcome to the intelligence arm of VEF..."

'Intelligence'. That's me stuffed then!

**19gc19** · March 28th, 2011, 06:39 PM

"I'm not a number!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

MaxJoker · March 28th, 2011, 06:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Greenman

Nah what would really set you apart from men & boys is to bring all the really hard stuff(well I say hard, not compared to what you find on the Internet these days) to the front of the shelves in your local newsagents so the spotty little herberts from the local school see em as they glance up looking for the latest Match of the Day magazine or Shoot(assuming that still exists) I have an agent name already 'Greenman.' better than the one that second generator came up with Agent 125 Black!! And I do happen to have a mobile phone number that has 007 in it. Do meglomaniac toads count as secret agents? I think they have more fun trying to rule the world-hahahahaha

Ah but this first mission is merely a warm up exercise to see if would be agents are up to the challenge of field work

Because it takes a special kind of member who`s willing to act outside the protection of this forum .

Anyway i`d have thought getting a seat on the CCC would be right up your street

MaxJoker · March 28th, 2011, 06:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 19gc19

"I'm not a number!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Tell that to two thirds of your username

MaxJoker · March 28th, 2011, 06:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mal Hombre

Calling Agent infinity This is Agent Creepy Fish, over.

- Thumps the desk -

" Agent Creepy Fish where in hell`s your god damned field report ! "

" Until you supply it you`re to be considered a rogue agent "

March 28th, 2011, 03:45 PM	#1
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,511 Times in 69,067 Posts	Sssssssssssh This Thread Is Top Secret So Only Would Be Forum Agents Need Apply ! First off i hope nobody followed you here , as the existence of this thread is top secret ! Nobody did ? You sure ? Ok ok no need to get aggressive Although by getting so defensive and angry so quickly you have just passed the entrance exam Well done , and welcome to the intelligence arm of the V.E.F I`m Director General GreenSkull , newly appointed after the tragic accident which took out the previous command structure. Personally i blame myself Mostly as i used to make the sandwiches in the canteen and did wonder whether that ham was off The Admin saw my side of the story though , and asked if i`d like to volunteer to fill the role. I agreed thinking i`d make a nice change from filling sandwiches But then as my History teacher always used to say " Why live in the past " . This is the dawning of a brand new era of brave members signing up to protect the motherland , signing up to perform their duty ! Of covert espionage , surveillance and intelligence activities to defend the V.E.F realm , plus that side benefit of random killings of rival forum agents Not to mention the super secret missions . Although forget i mentioned those are you haven`t got security clearance yet What you have got though is a selection of field missions that`ll need to be completed , successful completion of these tasks will enable you to rise in the ranks . Who knows you might even eventually be eligible to join the CCC (Command control committee) then set tasks for others to take on. Well if they`ve got the guts of course . Because that`s what this service is all about Fearlessness Or for want of a better word Insanity " Missions quite achievable " 1 - Codename = Protecting the public This is a stealth mission , which if you choose to accept it involves entering the main store of your choice be it Tesco`s / Sainsburys or whatever. Going to where they sell celebrity magazines and turning as many over as you feel you`re able to without being observed . As in turn them so they show the back covers. Because as we all know such rags front covers only harm the ability for our citizens to think. Now the most i have ever turned in a single assault was nineteen , all bad boys as well . We`re talking OK / Heat / Now and yes ................ Grazia But then i`m fully committed Or at least should be Also i`ll want a field report on the mission If you choose to accept it That means i`ll want to know where you went to strike a blow for free thinking , i`ll want to know which publications you turned and most importantly how many you managed Well managed until the fat lady behind the till started to get suspicious Mind you if that happens just tell her it looks like she`s lost weight , then slip away as she bathes in the glow of your insincerity Either way how you make your escape is up to you But i should probably say that by reading this far you have also passed the persistence part of the exam Still enough with the praise Go get out there men , and turn those damn magazines back to front As only those who complete this set mission and report back to headquarters with their report will be able to award themselves their own Secret Agent Name Either through a personal pick or through this generator or this one. Oh and good luck chaps. Your Forum is counting on you ! Signed GreenSkull / Agent Infinity __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

March 28th, 2011, 04:59 PM	#2
Greenman Live Legend of VEF Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Underground lair somewhere in the world Posts: 20,353 Thanks: 30,936 Thanked 383,504 Times in 19,356 Posts	Nah what would really set you apart from men & boys is to bring all the really hard stuff(well I say hard, not compared to what you find on the Internet these days) to the front of the shelves in your local newsagents so the spotty little herberts from the local school see em as they glance up looking for the latest Match of the Day magazine or Shoot(assuming that still exists) I have an agent name already 'Greenman.' better than the one that second generator came up with Agent 125 Black!! And I do happen to have a mobile phone number that has 007 in it. Do meglomaniac toads count as secret agents? I think they have more fun trying to rule the world-hahahahaha __________________ There was only ONE Greenman, and you accepted no substitutes! To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Rest in peace MaxJoker-you will be sorely missed. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. 20,000: Milestone reached!

March 28th, 2011, 05:12 PM	#3
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March 28th, 2011, 06:03 PM	#5
pharoahegypt Vintage Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Middle England Posts: 4,491 Thanks: 10,176 Thanked 43,617 Times in 4,154 Posts	i find it equally amusing to remove the tape that so many prudish or miserable news shops now put around the sides to stop people perusing said publications before buying them. bet they get real pissed at seeing people managing to peruse when they know they had sealed them already...??!! even more fun as suggested to slip one copy, of say Mayfair, down a shelf or two in between this weeks OK or other woman's reading fair, then to just stand back and watch some old dear's face as she pulls her mag away to reveal a big pair of boobies looking back at her...!! priceless..!!! __________________ Arguing with a intelligent person is hard; but arguing with a stupid person is impossible!

March 28th, 2011, 06:25 PM	#6
seany65 Vintage Member Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 3,651 Thanks: 80,415 Thanked 32,728 Times in 3,527 Posts	"...and welcome to the intelligence arm of VEF..." 'Intelligence'. That's me stuffed then! __________________ <-- That's Emer Kenny and I want to be stuck in her front bottom. Quote from electrofreak : I'd rather have questions that can't be answered, than answers that can't be questioned.

March 28th, 2011, 05:15 PM	#4
TexMadrid Vintage Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 996 Thanks: 5,741 Thanked 10,895 Times in 993 Posts	Very funny GS; because I already turn magazine's upside down (as opposed to back to front)I feel that makes more of a statement; when there is someone on the cover I find offensive: Sarah Palin, Tom Cruise, Glen Beck etc. or in the past George Bush, Dick Cheney etc. Though I only turn the first issue upside down. I have done this regularly for years; just a single magazine mind you; books or magazines in fact. This mission, though, seems aimed across the pond; what's up with that? Though I would have to stand on my upside down "mark" which I guess would disqualify me from accepting the mission?

March 28th, 2011, 06:39 PM	#7
19gc19 Vintage Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 702 Thanks: 3,113 Thanked 13,470 Times in 674 Posts	"I'm not a number!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

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