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August 16th, 2012, 05:39 PM | #21 |
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I barely have sound on while watching porn but from a clip I've lost she's encouraging him: harder, harder (the way she said it did it for me).
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August 16th, 2012, 08:41 PM | #22 | |
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From some US soap about doctors I was watching on TV during a holiday in Florida. Woman answers the door to her lover - [ Her husband (whose arrived back home unexpectedly from the airport because he forgot his passport) is standing in the hallway just behind her.] Woman (improvising): "What can I do for you?" Lover (Puzzled): "What?" Woman (Glancing back at husband whose just out of sight of lover): "We don't need any today, thank you!" Lover (baffled): "Look, if you didn't want me to come, just spit it out!" |
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From "On White Satin", Seka's truck breaks down and Paul Thomas stops to help. He lifts the hood and says "You got a broken Johnson rod; you can drive this with a broken Johnson rod".
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November 22nd, 2013, 07:29 PM | #25 | |
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From "F."
The scene where John Leslie inserts his finger into the Golden Girl and it turns to gold. John Leslie: "That's ridiculous." John's "helper": "No Master. That's your finger."
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Not really a "one liner" since it needs some lead-in. But the setup makes it one of the funniest and most memorable lines from any porn movie I have ever seen. This is from the 1984 movie Raw Talent, and is an exchange between Jerry Butler and Taija Rae:
Shirley: What do you do? Eddie Czeropski: I'm an actor. Shirley: Name something you've been in. Eddie Czeropski: Well, I was in the soap opera "Dawn Of Day". Shirley: I don't watch soaps, name something else. Eddie Czeropski: All right, I did some off-off Broadway, some one act plays, some summer revivals... Shirley: Tell me something I might have seen on TV, something really big. Eddie Czeropski: Something that's been on TV. Well, I was in the Vietnam War, and I had a bit part in that one. |
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Sharon Mitchell: "Give Champagne to your real friends and real pain to your sham friends!"
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Actually, it's pretty accurate...
"The trouble with you is you're shy, and if you want to f@ck women you can't be shy."
~"Bro" advice from John Leslie in Talk Dirty to Me (1980)
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But I poop from there
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Barbara Broadcast 1977
Guy - Can I come in your mouth? Barbara Broadcast - Mm-mm. (as in negative) Guy - When will I be old enough to come in a girl's mouth? Barbara Broadcast - When you're old enough not to ask. and later - Who are you? - I'm Harvey, the wall-banger.
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