How would you like to die - Page 3

**blondifan** · April 29th, 2012, 07:35 AM

I'd like to dye in a field somewhere on a perfect summers day using only the best organic fade resistant splashes of yellow, blues and reds, with little bits of pink

.. in cold clear water, of course.

**Eric Cartman** · April 29th, 2012, 07:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mal Hombre

How about in a knife fight with the Dalai Lama ?

No knives! Guns only!

On second thought, a bullfight?

**sweatyhat** · April 29th, 2012, 07:53 AM

When it's time I would like to be taken suddenly ill and forced to sit, lie down, fall unconscious and slip away. Ideally I would be running the Minffordd Path at Cader Idris, somewhere between Craig Cau and Penygadair, on my own. Early morning is best, just after sunrise.

**onelucky1** · April 29th, 2012, 08:33 AM

This subject I have given some thought over the years,no matter what you do ,no matter how hard you try to a void it ,we,re all going to die
So being frightened of dying is a waste of your time on this beautiful planet
My mother told me she was frightened of dying ,I can,t stop my self being frightened but I there is not one thing I can do to stop it happening
It,s just pointless time wasting
The thing that really terrifies me is losing my mind, my id. ,my self.So I have put a bottle of pills away in a safe place ,if I find that I am losing it ,its goodbye beautiful planet
at the end of the day ,it,s about quality of life to me

Sorry to be so serious chaps, and some chapesses
onelucky1

**buttsie** · April 29th, 2012, 08:50 AM

Australian Politician Billy Snedden had it about right

Aged 61 being bonked senseless and died of a heart attack
They've never found her

If i recall correctly in the Naked Gun Lt frank Drebin suggests a few ways that others may not have thought of...lol

Frank: A good cop - needlessly cut down by some cowardly hoodlums.
Ed: No way for a man to die.
Frank: No... you're right, Ed. A parachute not opening... that's a way to die. Getting caught in the gears of a combine... having your nuts bit off by a Laplander, that's the way I wanna go.

**Nobody1** · April 29th, 2012, 09:32 AM

With a decent heart attack while doing overtime.

Meaningful sacrificed on an altar called 'my boss desperately needs money for another brand new Mercedes-Amg' as the unknown foot soldier of capitalism. So it should be for every proper Fritz. Yeah.

Wait,........no. What ?

Maybe it's better to die on the blood-smeared barricades of the world revolution. Laughing, with the chopped off head of my boss in one hand, and a emptied AK in the other. Riddled by bullets with the inscription 'property of Deutsche Bank'. I'm not sure. Decisions decisions.

(Ugh....note for the beloved fellow man of CIA, NSA, BND & Co who read this. I mean, ugh.....that was just a joke. Yes, right.........a stupid joke!!!!)

Estreeter · April 29th, 2012, 10:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by imtrying

Does this make me weird?

Yep

Quote:

Originally Posted by imtrying

A huge cake is wheeled out, a gorgeous naked woman pops out and, without any warning, she mows me down with a machine gun

The bit about the cake, a bit over the top, the rest is normal

MaxJoker · April 29th, 2012, 11:26 AM

How would you like to die

At a jaunty angle , from a BBQ rib overdose while watching this.

Estreeter · April 29th, 2012, 02:29 PM

That looks like a cool way to go, looks real honest and noble to me, I like a challenge

.......Just as long as the other sucker gets is a split second before I do

MaxJoker · June 2nd, 2013, 03:02 PM

Throwing punches, head butts, and insults at these butchering parasites, while we`re all in a burning hot air balloon, which was previously three miles up, yet now speedily plummeting

Don`t worry

As i`d jump out four feet before the basket hit`s the ground

I know, what could possibly go wrong

April 29th, 2012, 07:53 AM	#23
sweatyhat Woodwose Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: In the mud and rain Posts: 10,869 Thanks: 97,859 Thanked 187,912 Times in 10,563 Posts	When it's time I would like to be taken suddenly ill and forced to sit, lie down, fall unconscious and slip away. Ideally I would be running the Minffordd Path at Cader Idris, somewhere between Craig Cau and Penygadair, on my own. Early morning is best, just after sunrise. __________________

April 29th, 2012, 08:50 AM	#25
buttsie Porn Archeologist Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: earth Posts: 12,714 Thanks: 92,252 Thanked 241,297 Times in 12,746 Posts	Australian Politician Billy Snedden had it about right Aged 61 being bonked senseless and died of a heart attack They've never found her If i recall correctly in the Naked Gun Lt frank Drebin suggests a few ways that others may not have thought of...lol Frank: A good cop - needlessly cut down by some cowardly hoodlums. Ed: No way for a man to die. Frank: No... you're right, Ed. A parachute not opening... that's a way to die. Getting caught in the gears of a combine... having your nuts bit off by a Laplander, that's the way I wanna go. Last edited by buttsie; April 29th, 2012 at 08:52 AM.. Reason: full quote

April 29th, 2012, 09:32 AM	#26
Nobody1 Veteran Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 2,119 Thanks: 16,786 Thanked 22,140 Times in 2,127 Posts	With a decent heart attack while doing overtime. Meaningful sacrificed on an altar called 'my boss desperately needs money for another brand new Mercedes-Amg' as the unknown foot soldier of capitalism. So it should be for every proper Fritz. Yeah. Wait,........no. What ? Maybe it's better to die on the blood-smeared barricades of the world revolution. Laughing, with the chopped off head of my boss in one hand, and a emptied AK in the other. Riddled by bullets with the inscription 'property of Deutsche Bank'. I'm not sure. Decisions decisions. (Ugh....note for the beloved fellow man of CIA, NSA, BND & Co who read this. I mean, ugh.....that was just a joke. Yes, right.........a stupid joke!!!!) Last edited by Nobody1; April 29th, 2012 at 11:31 AM..

April 29th, 2012, 11:26 AM	#28
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,560 Times in 69,067 Posts	How would you like to die At a jaunty angle , from a BBQ rib overdose while watching this. __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

April 29th, 2012, 02:29 PM	#29
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,120 Thanks: 449,724 Thanked 896,848 Times in 60,322 Posts	That looks like a cool way to go, looks real honest and noble to me, I like a challenge .......Just as long as the other sucker gets is a split second before I do __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

April 29th, 2012, 07:35 AM	#21
blondifan Vintage Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 4,406 Thanks: 55,000 Thanked 60,210 Times in 4,401 Posts	I'd like to dye in a field somewhere on a perfect summers day using only the best organic fade resistant splashes of yellow, blues and reds, with little bits of pink .. in cold clear water, of course.

April 29th, 2012, 08:33 AM	#24
onelucky1 Vintage Member Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: In cloud cuckoo land,so I'm told Posts: 250 Thanks: 44,526 Thanked 13,473 Times in 364 Posts	This subject I have given some thought over the years,no matter what you do ,no matter how hard you try to a void it ,we,re all going to die So being frightened of dying is a waste of your time on this beautiful planet My mother told me she was frightened of dying ,I can,t stop my self being frightened but I there is not one thing I can do to stop it happening It,s just pointless time wasting The thing that really terrifies me is losing my mind, my id. ,my self.So I have put a bottle of pills away in a safe place ,if I find that I am losing it ,its goodbye beautiful planet at the end of the day ,it,s about quality of life to me Sorry to be so serious chaps, and some chapesses onelucky1

June 2nd, 2013, 03:02 PM	#30
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,560 Times in 69,067 Posts	How would you like to die. Throwing punches, head butts, and insults at these butchering parasites, while we`re all in a burning hot air balloon, which was previously three miles up, yet now speedily plummeting Don`t worry As i`d jump out four feet before the basket hit`s the ground I know, what could possibly go wrong __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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