How would you like to die - Page 10

**Sir Honkers** · April 4th, 2016, 11:23 AM

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Originally Posted by trailmaster

I would like to die in my sleep, nice and simple.

Is that a wish? Am I supposed to corrupt it? I'm confused.

**trailmaster** · June 7th, 2016, 11:04 PM

I don't want to die. I have too many things to live for, such as eating. All mammals eat, but humans are particularly good at it. Just look at all the fat Americans. I like fast food like pizza, hot dogs, peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, cookies, candy, pastry, ice cream, and I love going to different ethnic restaurants. Then there is t.v. and movies. My greatest love besides my late wife is watching good t.v. I have been doing that for 6 decades, even though the current t.v. shows are not nearly as good as they were in the past.
Movies too are not so good now, but it does not matter. It is still better than dying which I hope won't be for many more years.

MaxJoker · April 26th, 2019, 03:04 PM

In Westminster on the opening day of Parliament cheering ,

Estreeter · April 26th, 2019, 03:21 PM

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Originally Posted by trailmaster

I like fast food like pizza, hot dogs, peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, cookies, candy, pastry, ice cream,

OK, that covers breakfast and might

explain Lean Cuisine for dinner

LLLlllou · December 3rd, 2022, 04:25 AM

Nothing out of the ordinary, I'd like to be gang raped to death by a pack of cheerleaders.

**shearer** · December 3rd, 2022, 01:58 PM

In my favourite chair with a nice malt and the cat purring on my knee

**flake56** · December 3rd, 2022, 02:20 PM

but reality being what it is, i would prefer being late to my funeral do to a last bit of sex thank you. or a new set of lucie k being found in the dust bin of 96. just not alheimerz.

**seivad** · December 3rd, 2022, 05:01 PM

Quickly, doing something I love. So in a car/ski/boat crash, or on stage like Tommy Cooper who had a heart attack during a performance, and the audience, they thought it was part his act.

Do not want to get Dementia or be parallelised and I work hard to avoid that.

**scoundrel** · December 4th, 2022, 05:08 AM

Just for a second I read the thread title incorrectly and thought it said Who would you like to die.

Sadly, wishing someone dead is against my beliefs. Otherwise, I would need all day.

**Sir Honkers** · December 4th, 2022, 08:21 PM

Quic........

June 7th, 2016, 11:04 PM	#92
trailmaster Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Chicago, Illinois, USA Posts: 59,904 Thanks: 1,329,092 Thanked 707,279 Times in 60,078 Posts	I don't want to die. I have too many things to live for, such as eating. All mammals eat, but humans are particularly good at it. Just look at all the fat Americans. I like fast food like pizza, hot dogs, peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, cookies, candy, pastry, ice cream, and I love going to different ethnic restaurants. Then there is t.v. and movies. My greatest love besides my late wife is watching good t.v. I have been doing that for 6 decades, even though the current t.v. shows are not nearly as good as they were in the past. Movies too are not so good now, but it does not matter. It is still better than dying which I hope won't be for many more years. Last edited by trailmaster; June 10th, 2016 at 08:45 AM.. Reason: I want to change this post.

April 26th, 2019, 03:04 PM	#93
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,580 Times in 69,067 Posts	How would you like to die In Westminster on the opening day of Parliament cheering , __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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flake56 Former Staff Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: deep swamp Posts: 1,323 Thanks: 36,684 Thanked 9,963 Times in 1,246 Posts	actually i would rather not but reality being what it is, i would prefer being late to my funeral do to a last bit of sex thank you. or a new set of lucie k being found in the dust bin of 96. just not alheimerz.

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seivad Vintage Member Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Old South Wales Posts: 3,171 Thanks: 28,051 Thanked 35,011 Times in 3,168 Posts	Quickly, doing something I love. So in a car/ski/boat crash, or on stage like Tommy Cooper who had a heart attack during a performance, and the audience, they thought it was part his act. Do not want to get Dementia or be parallelised and I work hard to avoid that. __________________ It'd be such an ignorant thing to do If the Russians love their children too. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

December 4th, 2022, 05:08 AM	#99
scoundrel Super Moderator Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: England Posts: 26,239 Thanks: 162,401 Thanked 278,546 Times in 26,184 Posts	Just for a second I read the thread title incorrectly and thought it said Who would you like to die. Sadly, wishing someone dead is against my beliefs. Otherwise, I would need all day. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

December 3rd, 2022, 04:25 AM	#95
LLLlllou Junior Member Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 3 Thanks: 172 Thanked 10 Times in 2 Posts	Nothing out of the ordinary, I'd like to be gang raped to death by a pack of cheerleaders.

December 3rd, 2022, 01:58 PM	#96
shearer Vintage Member Join Date: Apr 2015 Posts: 1,899 Thanks: 125,694 Thanked 20,871 Times in 1,877 Posts	In my favourite chair with a nice malt and the cat purring on my knee

December 4th, 2022, 08:21 PM	#100
Sir Honkers Veteran Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Land Of Glorious Leader Posts: 30,354 Thanks: 286,908 Thanked 386,313 Times in 30,311 Posts	Quic........