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November 28th, 2017, 06:10 AM | #1481 |
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welderman developed UV vision due to years working as a welder.
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November 28th, 2017, 07:01 AM | #1482 |
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Brecht is in hiding. The NSA picked up his message to the Austrian Parliament:
"If we can influence the planned Mars mission, can you put Hillary Clinton on it?" |
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November 28th, 2017, 07:41 AM | #1483 |
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MaxJoker runs a small gunshop just outside Detroit - its name is "Nathan"
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November 28th, 2017, 07:42 AM | #1484 |
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Bloke57 favorit game in bed is "pin the tail on the donkey".
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November 28th, 2017, 08:44 AM | #1485 |
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Just a theory..
ball7 gave up on putting a picture in his VEF profile
This was after multiple failed attempts to get a right-sized 180x180 image of Caitlyn Jenner through the rigorous profile picture process
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November 28th, 2017, 09:20 AM | #1486 |
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Mal Hombre is Ron Jeremy
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November 28th, 2017, 02:34 PM | #1487 |
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Jack Gittes comes with two flavours - Hickory and Maple
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November 28th, 2017, 04:11 PM | #1488 |
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ball7 was once a newspaper editor. He was fired for overlooking this:
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November 28th, 2017, 05:46 PM | #1489 |
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Palo5 once tried to teach sex ed to a panda
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November 28th, 2017, 07:14 PM | #1490 |
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MaxJoker invented the "Happy Ending"
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