October 6th, 2011, 02:44 PM | #31 |
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My neighbourhood is so rough that...........
You need to give the details for two next`s of kin to the pub landlord soon as you enter, and have to have a tetanus shot before you go for a curry afterwards.
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October 6th, 2011, 09:45 PM | #32 |
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My neighbourhood is so rough that...........
On Halloween the kids don't say "Trick or treat" they say "Morgue or Hospital".
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A Guy robbed the local convience store-and got mugged on the way to His getaway car...
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October 7th, 2011, 04:21 PM | #35 |
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My neighbourhood is so rough that...
..the double glazing salesmen offer you bullet proof glass.
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Crime is so rampant even the politicians are crooks.
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My neighbourhood is so rough that...........
Even suicide bombers prefer to take another route.
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... I take my bulletproof car for a drink just around the corner in the Tec-nine bar.
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My neighbourhood is so rough ...
My neighbourhood is so rough the rats had to unionize to keep up with the pigeons.
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