"The Arse That Launched a Thousand Wanks".

Foxbark · April 10th, 2011, 01:03 PM

Back in the day when I was actually virile (my long lost distant schooldays of the early 80s), and when buying a porno mag (remember them?), was a whole adventure in itself, an event to savoured over and pored on page by page, pic on pic other a period of weeks, individual images had the ability to prey on one's mind and 'sticki there.(Now there's a thought in today's world of superabundant, infinite nudie pics).To cut a long story short, Foxbark, the orgasm addict - yes, i actually did look like a 'well-sucked orange' - I had a listless disposition, wan skin, bags under the eyes, clammy hands and a furtive appaerance, plus I was no good at games, held one image in his mind that was asure fire for hit for wank after spectacular wank - enough jism sacrificed, in actual fact, to float HMS Ark Royal.
The piic was the front cover of the Sullivan potboiler 'Making Love in Living Colour', where a gorgeous bird with lovely paechy soft skin, showed off a beautiful round peachy soft arse, the sight of which sent Foxbark into frenzied delirium, so like the Holy of Holies, only a microsceond glimpse each day could be handled by the mortal Foxbark.
I never found out the bird's identity - she featured in many a Sullivan 'fanny mag' back in her brief, meteoric career in the aerly 80s.All I remember is her long hair, gorgeous arse, rather long nose and hairy fanny.
Anyway in his disinterested, incapable menopausal dotage, foxbark is plaesed to report that the sight of a lovely female arse is still enough to raise a smile - if nothing else.

**marlon** · April 10th, 2011, 01:22 PM

Ok, but what is the point of the thread? Are you asking us what was our ultimate 'Arse', the subject of our first wank or are you simply asking if anyone has the mag or can ID the big nosed subject of your desire?

Give us a clue mate!

**rotobott** · April 10th, 2011, 01:32 PM

http://www.vintage-erotica-forum.com...=living+colour

You never even said thanks to Hatterim

**marlon** · April 10th, 2011, 01:38 PM

Her nose is a bit..on the protruding side, I'd have to agree.

To think, you have this guy to thank for the magazine,

Up the Hammers!

MaxJoker · April 10th, 2011, 01:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marlon

Ok, but what is the point of the thread? Are you asking us what was our ultimate 'Arse', the subject of our first wank or are you simply asking if anyone has the mag or can ID the big nosed subject of your desire?

Give us a clue mate!

Surely the clues in the title

"The Arse That Launched a Thousand Wanks"

He`s talking about himself , a strategically placed mirror and a hobby he`s fully committed to

Or have i inadvertently misread the topic

Estreeter · April 10th, 2011, 01:59 PM

"The Arse That Launched a Thousand Wanks".

Someone counts them ? who's ?
Is it a paid job too count them ?

**marlon** · April 10th, 2011, 02:00 PM

Maybe Foxbark is really David Sullivan!

Sir, we salute you! And have done several thousand times over the years I'm sure..

MaxJoker · April 10th, 2011, 02:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Estreeter

"The Arse That Launched a Thousand Wanks".

Someone counts them ? who's ?
Is it a paid job too count them ?

If i was apply for the job i`d want to be paid per stroke count rather than per completion

Sort of like the difference between net profit, and ugh gross

**victor meldrew** · April 10th, 2011, 02:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Estreeter

"The Arse That Launched a Thousand Wanks".

Someone counts them ? who's ?

Is it a paid job too count them ?

Time and Motion

Estreeter · April 10th, 2011, 02:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GreenSkull

If i was apply for the job i`d want to be paid per stroke count rather than per completion

Sort of like the difference between net profit, and ugh gross

You'd really want sick leave benefits also

April 10th, 2011, 01:03 PM	#1
Foxbark Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 275 Thanks: 372 Thanked 2,021 Times in 259 Posts	"The Arse That Launched a Thousand Wanks". Back in the day when I was actually virile (my long lost distant schooldays of the early 80s), and when buying a porno mag (remember them?), was a whole adventure in itself, an event to savoured over and pored on page by page, pic on pic other a period of weeks, individual images had the ability to prey on one's mind and 'sticki there.(Now there's a thought in today's world of superabundant, infinite nudie pics).To cut a long story short, Foxbark, the orgasm addict - yes, i actually did look like a 'well-sucked orange' - I had a listless disposition, wan skin, bags under the eyes, clammy hands and a furtive appaerance, plus I was no good at games, held one image in his mind that was asure fire for hit for wank after spectacular wank - enough jism sacrificed, in actual fact, to float HMS Ark Royal. The piic was the front cover of the Sullivan potboiler 'Making Love in Living Colour', where a gorgeous bird with lovely paechy soft skin, showed off a beautiful round peachy soft arse, the sight of which sent Foxbark into frenzied delirium, so like the Holy of Holies, only a microsceond glimpse each day could be handled by the mortal Foxbark. I never found out the bird's identity - she featured in many a Sullivan 'fanny mag' back in her brief, meteoric career in the aerly 80s.All I remember is her long hair, gorgeous arse, rather long nose and hairy fanny. Anyway in his disinterested, incapable menopausal dotage, foxbark is plaesed to report that the sight of a lovely female arse is still enough to raise a smile - if nothing else.

April 10th, 2011, 01:22 PM	#2
marlon Veteran Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Up on the roof Posts: 8,819 Thanks: 36,119 Thanked 341,948 Times in 8,959 Posts	Give us a clue. Ok, but what is the point of the thread? Are you asking us what was our ultimate 'Arse', the subject of our first wank or are you simply asking if anyone has the mag or can ID the big nosed subject of your desire? Give us a clue mate! __________________ *To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.* To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. *To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.* “I don't think it's the nature of any man to be monogamous. Men are propelled by genetically ordained impulses over which they have no control to distribute their seed.” *Marlon Brando*

April 10th, 2011, 01:38 PM	#4
marlon Veteran Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Up on the roof Posts: 8,819 Thanks: 36,119 Thanked 341,948 Times in 8,959 Posts	Her nose is a bit..on the protruding side, I'd have to agree. To think, you have this guy to thank for the magazine, Up the Hammers! __________________ *To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.* To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. *To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.* “I don't think it's the nature of any man to be monogamous. Men are propelled by genetically ordained impulses over which they have no control to distribute their seed.” *Marlon Brando*

April 10th, 2011, 01:59 PM	#6
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,120 Thanks: 449,724 Thanked 896,869 Times in 60,322 Posts	"The Arse That Launched a Thousand Wanks". Someone counts them ? who's ? Is it a paid job too count them ? __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

April 10th, 2011, 02:00 PM	#7
marlon Veteran Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Up on the roof Posts: 8,819 Thanks: 36,119 Thanked 341,948 Times in 8,959 Posts	Maybe Foxbark is really David Sullivan! Sir, we salute you! And have done several thousand times over the years I'm sure.. __________________ *To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.* To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. *To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.* “I don't think it's the nature of any man to be monogamous. Men are propelled by genetically ordained impulses over which they have no control to distribute their seed.” *Marlon Brando*

April 10th, 2011, 01:32 PM	#3
rotobott Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 32,106 Thanks: 174,782 Thanked 634,608 Times in 31,427 Posts	http://www.vintage-erotica-forum.com...=living+colour You never even said thanks to Hatterim

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