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leinad27 · February 21st, 2019, 11:37 AM

What kind of medical insurance does Bugs Bunny have ? MediHare

Estreeter · February 21st, 2019, 11:45 AM

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Originally Posted by leinad27

What kind of medical insurance does Bugs Bunny have ? MediHare

Good Lord !!!
I hope at least Bugs suffers horrific gun shot wounds from Yosemite Sam and get to use the insurance? but it all ends well later, all forgiven ending in anal

**chip** · February 22nd, 2019, 09:33 AM

What is the difference between parsley & pussy?...

...No one eats parsley.

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MaxJoker · February 22nd, 2019, 05:25 PM

What would it take to reunite The Beatles ? ,

Two bullets.

MaxJoker · February 23rd, 2019, 03:37 PM

Asked a gay friend what he used to clean his dishes ,

Said Fairy Liquid.

Thought I knew what he meant until caught him wanking into the kitchen sink.

MaxJoker · February 24th, 2019, 06:01 PM

MaxJoker · February 25th, 2019, 02:40 PM

What`s little and quickly becomes bubbling red while scratching at the window ? ,

Baby in a microwave.

sparky10 · February 25th, 2019, 09:44 PM

An Irish boy stands crying at the side of the road. A man asks him "What's wrong?"
The boy says "Me ma is dead".
"Oh bejaysus" the man says. "Do you want me to call Father O'Riley for you?"
The boy replies "No tanks mister. Sex is the last ting on my mind at the moment".

MaxJoker · February 26th, 2019, 03:32 PM

**risen** · February 27th, 2019, 04:11 AM

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/47368712

"I'll give my life to make the supporters proud of their club," said Rodgers

“In which case don’t take the club up on the offer of a helicopter flight home” said I.

February 22nd, 2019, 09:33 AM	#1613
chip Veteran Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Milwaukee Posts: 1,202 Thanks: 33,672 Thanked 17,476 Times in 1,137 Posts	What is the difference between parsley & pussy?... ...No one eats parsley. -- __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

February 22nd, 2019, 05:25 PM	#1614
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,902 Times in 69,067 Posts	What would it take to reunite The Beatles ? , Two bullets. __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

February 23rd, 2019, 03:37 PM	#1615
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,902 Times in 69,067 Posts	Hey don't get annoyed. I said friend. Uh huh kept your name completely out of it Sant`eee Asked a gay friend what he used to clean his dishes , Said Fairy Liquid. Thought I knew what he meant until caught him wanking into the kitchen sink. __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

February 24th, 2019, 06:01 PM	#1616
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,902 Times in 69,067 Posts	__________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

February 25th, 2019, 02:40 PM	#1617
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,902 Times in 69,067 Posts	What`s little and quickly becomes bubbling red while scratching at the window ? , Baby in a microwave. __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

February 21st, 2019, 11:37 AM	#1611
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February 25th, 2019, 09:44 PM	#1618
sparky10 Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Midlands, England Posts: 303 Thanks: 13,171 Thanked 2,828 Times in 301 Posts	An Irish boy stands crying at the side of the road. A man asks him "What's wrong?" The boy says "Me ma is dead". "Oh bejaysus" the man says. "Do you want me to call Father O'Riley for you?" The boy replies "No tanks mister. Sex is the last ting on my mind at the moment".

February 26th, 2019, 03:32 PM	#1619
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,902 Times in 69,067 Posts	THANKS for the contribution sparky10 , it`s posters like you that kept this thread going. Oh and if suicide ever crosses your mind. Don't think twice __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

February 27th, 2019, 04:11 AM	#1620
risen Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Stuck in the middle Posts: 1,100 Thanks: 68,798 Thanked 15,539 Times in 1,092 Posts	Brendan Rodgers: Leicester City appoint former Celtic boss as manager https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/47368712 "I'll give my life to make the supporters proud of their club," said Rodgers “In which case don’t take the club up on the offer of a helicopter flight home” said I.