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July 8th, 2010, 02:30 AM | #21 |
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The strangest thing I've gotten myself off with is a sun ripened cantaloupe. I don't remember if it was my idea or my wife's idea to fuck the thing but I think I remembered reading about a guy doing it and saying it was really horny. I mentioned to her that I had read about somebody fucking a cantaloupe and she was so turned on about it that she picked one right up from the grocery store. She was very interested in watching and couldn't wait too see my ass bobbing up and down over it. I let it get good and warm in the sunshine then brought it into the house and cut a hole in it about the size of my cock. I next set it on the rug in the middle of the living room and stripped off naked. I was pretty horny thinking about what it would be like to fuck a melon so when I slid my underwear off I sprang out of them, hard as hell. I asked her to suck my cock a little so I wouldn't be dry when I tried to push into the melon. She was more than eager and was pretty red faced and horny about the whole thing anyway so I got sucked like crazy. She stopped after a few minutes and told me to go ahead as she was really eager to watch. I mounted the cantaloupe and stuffed my hardon into it. It felt so good I couldn't believe it! I pumped it, slowly at first, then faster and faster, moaning, grunting, and straining with my legs spread wide and bouncing my balls against it until I squirted hot cum with my cock buried inside all the way. I heard her making comments quietly to herself and knew it was getting her horny as hell. The cantaloupe was a really tight fit and I had swelled even more when I came so I had to lay there with my cock stuck in it until I lost my erection. My wife was asking me if I enjoyed it and how did it feel, etc. I tried to answer her but I was panting and not really able to talk real well after such a strong orgasm. After I pulled my half hard cock out she took the cantaloupe into the kitchen, sliced and cleaned it, then ate it.
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a honeydew melon,still do.gf still loves joining in and plenty of pics to look back on.
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October 7th, 2012, 03:21 PM | #24 |
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Pheww, Is that all, when I saw you replied too this thread I thought you were gonna say one of your own posts
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Whats The Strangest Thing You've Used To Make You Cum ?
1937`s Germany
Hey what can i say , apart from for some reason it (Anne) frankly does it for me Maybe it was the lederhosen Translation " Posting sets you free " What too soon
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Used together or separately?
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Mum's bedspread.
(And it was my first one).
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Worst idea ever. It hurt like hell the next day when I tried to urinate.
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