Looking St. Peter in the eye-What have you done? - Page 4

**scoundrel** · September 24th, 2012, 08:58 PM

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Originally Posted by blueballsdc

Well since I have already violated all of the commandments, I don't think that meeting St. Peter is really going to happen for me.

Who have you killed? Where were you on Friday 22nd November 1963 at 12.30pm Central Standard Time?

**tamsmith** · September 24th, 2012, 09:10 PM

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Originally Posted by scoundrel

Who have you killed? Where were you on Friday 22nd November 1963 at 12.30pm Central Standard Time?

I remember that the grass got everywhere that day. Took ages to clean my rifle.

**blueballsdc** · September 24th, 2012, 09:23 PM

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Originally Posted by scoundrel

Who have you killed? Where were you on Friday 22nd November 1963 at 12.30pm Central Standard Time?

I was out past Terlingua that day digging some holes in the ground.

**vo1v0d** · October 2nd, 2012, 10:48 AM

Honest guv, I've already been in....just nipped out for a sec.......look, here's me passout.......oh, it must have come off when I washed me hands

**taffy2** · October 2nd, 2012, 12:00 PM

I'm just going to knee St Peter in the balls and make a run for the gate

kenveco68 · October 7th, 2012, 04:51 PM

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Originally Posted by taffy2

I'm just going to knee St Peter in the balls and make a run for the gate

Sounds like a good plan, in case my "I didn't rape or kill anyone" defense doesn't work. If you don't get in, you'll probably get an executive position in hell for creative thinking and taking the initiative.

**mizlaplan** · October 7th, 2012, 10:45 PM

I'd look St. Peter in the eye (I'd like to think) and tell him that I am a complete 100% f*ckup.
But I've tried to look after my elderly relatives.
I feel an obligation and helping them is a pleasure.
The rest of me?
Going off on a very weird tangent but I don't wish harm on any decent folks.
I'd like God to give us a few more hints/tips/answers on the reason for humankind.

**otokonomidori** · October 8th, 2012, 12:13 AM

I never even looked at my neighbour's wife - or his ass.

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October 7th, 2012, 10:45 PM	#37
mizlaplan Good show! Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: The Marches Posts: 2,526 Thanks: 102,983 Thanked 31,901 Times in 2,528 Posts	I'd look St. Peter in the eye (I'd like to think) and tell him that I am a complete 100% f*ckup. But I've tried to look after my elderly relatives. I feel an obligation and helping them is a pleasure. The rest of me? Going off on a very weird tangent but I don't wish harm on any decent folks. I'd like God to give us a few more hints/tips/answers on the reason for humankind. __________________ motley crew though they were, they were all happily united in the roisterous, bawdy camaraderie of lust.

October 2nd, 2012, 10:48 AM	#34
vo1v0d Hideous By Nature Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: sarf eeeest lunden Posts: 8,334 Thanks: 42,653 Thanked 61,411 Times in 7,551 Posts	Honest guv, I've already been in....just nipped out for a sec.......look, here's me passout.......oh, it must have come off when I washed me hands

October 8th, 2012, 12:13 AM	#38
otokonomidori 緑の男 Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Jockistan, UK. Posts: 8,318 Thanks: 39,032 Thanked 122,441 Times in 8,318 Posts	I never even looked at my neighbour's wife - or his ass.