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January 25th, 2010, 12:54 AM | #21 |
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Looking after my Mum and nursing through illness untill she died. I think that is a duty though.
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October 22nd, 2011, 01:25 PM | #22 |
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No but St James might.....
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October 22nd, 2011, 01:43 PM | #23 |
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I am reminded of the Blood Donor and Tony Hancock telling another blood donor what he has done for charity and that he could 'go tomorrow' and he then says "And when I am asked, by the great architect, what did you do, I shall just pull this out(notebook) and say "there you are mate, add that lot up!"
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October 22nd, 2011, 05:45 PM | #24 |
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I'm not worried about entrance to heaven. I once was a locksmith.
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October 23rd, 2011, 01:57 AM | #25 |
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I can play the harp a bit already
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October 23rd, 2011, 09:35 AM | #26 |
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I have absolutely nothing to worry about in that area. It's called "eternal security". Sure, I do what I would not every day. But I'll be ok.
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October 23rd, 2011, 05:21 PM | #27 |
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Disclosure: I am a non-believer and have been so my entire adult life.
So taking this question from a purely hypothetical angle: The only way I would ever get to meet St. Pete is if there were some type of unpardonable clerical error (the kind that omniscience is supposed to avoid) By the standards of the Judeo-Christian ethos I am both a blasphemer and heretic. My Masters Thesis (Philosophy) was "A Refutation of St. Thomas Aquinas' Proof of the Existance of God (Resulting from the Logical Fallacy of Flawed Premise)" So since I'm not getting in anyway I would use the opportunity to ask St. Pete the one question that he - as The Cosmic Doorman - would be best able to answer: "What's the cover charge?"
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September 20th, 2012, 12:26 PM | #28 |
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When a bloke in the street asked me for a light I gave him my spare lighter and it was nearly a quarter full
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September 24th, 2012, 08:12 PM | #29 |
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The good fing wot I done is sign up Estreeter, MalHombre, MaxJoker and BillyBunter to donate their bodies to medical science. Do I still get in if I confess that I crossed out the bit where they have to be dead first?
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September 24th, 2012, 08:22 PM | #30 |
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Well since I have already violated all of the commandments, I don't think that meeting St. Peter is really going to happen for me.
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