Your 'stash' when you die :(

[eelcat]

Originally Posted by billybunter

I found this a while back, LOL

http://www.thesleaze.co.uk/bennyhill.html

I was half begining to believe what I was reading until I came to this bit

"Poor Benny was totally lost after they cancelled his show - his porn collection became his only solace. He'd spend whole days alone in his flat masturbating over it, often in rhythm to 'Yakety Sax'. Sometimes he'd go out to local parks and chase women around, often with his trousers around his ankles and his old man in his hand."

I don't know if it is right to speak ill of poor old Benny like this

[chrissy]

I only hope I know when I'm gonna die so I can delete everything. Much of what I have is on external HDs so I'll just toss those in the dump!

My biggest fear is that I get hit by a truck or something and don't have time to do that! I don't think my kids would approve!

[eelcat]

I remember the film maker Ed Wood saying that during a landing invasion in the war, that he hopes to be killed rather than injured and trying to explain why he is wearing womens underwear.

[hayt2009]

Originally Posted by tmee2000

They could always go on my funeral pyre.

Yeah, same here. They can torch the lot when I am gone, won't bother me.

[xyz4562]

following the very public porn problems of the hubby of the home secretary it was suggested in a national paper that all men should own up to the fact that they use porn as every man does it!
my wife knows i do and joins in from time to time!

[scoundrel]

Originally Posted by xyz4562

following the very public porn problems of the hubby of the home secretary it was suggested in a national paper that all men should own up to the fact that they use porn as every man does it!
my wife knows i do and joins in from time to time!

This is an excellent suggestion. The fatal flaw is that is requires all of us and all of society to be up front about our sexual natures. That will never happen. Every single one of us has a line in the sand dividing what is OK from what isn't OK. There will be a lot of consensus on some areas: for example the VEF rules ban the uploading of bestiality, images of under 18s in sexual poses. Other fetishes will be in the grey zone where some of us are fine with it and some of us are not. There will never be a universal standard on this one.

As for Jacqui Smith, she holds a highly relevent public office. What has been her influence on the regulation of pornography and of the sex industry in general? If she has made public statements about the need to clamp down on all this depravity, then she and her husband should be hung up for the crows to eat. If on the other hand her approach has been to argue for balanced, responsible and low key regulation, then there is nothing hypocritical about her and her husband enjoying the odd adult movie (how odd were the movies by the way?!).

If the latter is true, her crime was the lesser one of making a minor false claim on her expenses, which she herself rectified without being pulled up by someone else. Not very clever, and it suggests that she tries to claim expenses for everything that moves without reflecting properly on what really is business and what simply isn't. For this, rather than for enjoying adult movies, she should be hauled over the coals.

But it is clear that she was maliciously leaked against by a civil servant (whose wages we pay) who used her and her husbands' liking for adult movies in order to damage her public image. This was a really cheap and shoddy piece of backstabbing. Worse, it was a political act by a person whose job demands that he/she shows no political bias. I say find this person and hang him/her up to dry.

I don't like Jacqui Smith at all, but on this one specific incident she has my sympathy. If we were all honest about our appetite for pornography, Ms Smith could never have been pilloried in this particular way, but we aren't and that's that.

Meanwhile, as a token attempt to get back on point, the moral of Ms Smiths' story is that if those around you are not liberal in their attititude to porn, then you have to be discreet. Don't have it itemised on your expenses! Don't leave the magazines on your coffee table! Don't have an icon on your desktop labelled ''Purvey Filth'' with a picture of Miss Whiplash! Until porn utopia arrives, we must continue to cover our tracks.

[Bovon]

SC - Excellent post above ^^^^.

Simple fact: Unless you have penis, you will never understand Porn.

A Greek philosopher said:
Having a penis is like being chained to a madman for 25 years.

All the female UK-press columnists during the last week:
Looking at Porn, pathetic.

Unless you have a penis, you will never understand Porn.

[Estreeter]

If i had a son, i'd pass it on, but my nwphew who i am sure has already got one going is recieving it
Problem is, how do i get it to him

[se7en]

Originally Posted by xyz4562

following the very public porn problems of the hubby of the home secretary it was suggested in a national paper that all men should own up to the fact that they use porn as every man does it!
my wife knows i do and joins in from time to time!

The problem with Smith's husband was not that he watched porn, at least to me. The problem was she charged the taxpayers for it!

I think that we had to pay for it what really p****** people off, it is part of all the politicians claiming for stuff that is dubious....with Smith she also has claimed hundreds of thousands of pounds extra by claiming that her main home is her sister's box room rather than the £600 grand home her family lives. They are treating us all as if we are stupid.....the porn bit is part of that.

Don't care about him watching legal porn: really care about politico's stealing from us all

[DTravel]

Originally Posted by se7en

The problem with Smith's husband was not that he watched porn, at least to me. The problem was she charged the taxpayers for it!

I think that we had to pay for it what really p****** people off, it is part of all the politicians claiming for stuff that is dubious....with Smith she also has claimed hundreds of thousands of pounds extra by claiming that her main home is her sister's box room rather than the £600 grand home her family lives. They are treating us all as if we are stupid.....the porn bit is part of that.

Don't care about him watching legal porn: really care about politico's stealing from us all

I just ran across this piece on the BBC's International Edition website: What porn is really for