Things you can't do anymore.... - Page 2

Thunderhorse-k240 · March 13th, 2009, 08:14 AM

You can't move in this thread for folks complaining that Britain's gone to the dogs.

You can't say that they youth of today are all bad, no matter how many bad experiences you've had.

You can't court sweet girls anymore.

Estreeter · March 13th, 2009, 08:25 AM

You can't find a big parking bay for a big car in the city

You can't say anything without being politically correct

You can't do anything without offending at least 1 person in public

**Wendigo** · March 13th, 2009, 08:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bellsmyre49

You Can't Catch Me

I can, I'm part of the Union.

Estreeter · March 14th, 2009, 06:12 PM

You can't be cruel to small animals

You can't do something for kids without it costing less than $200

You can't leave your house unlocked

You can't turn the TV news on without hearing of economic doom and gloom

You can't do something without fear of being prosecuted

You can't get a good pizza anymore

You can't get away with speeding

Let's face it, you just can't........too many do good, tree hugging, politically correct, greenie, types took the fun out of life

Fan · March 14th, 2009, 06:27 PM

You can't buy fish and chips in newspaper anymore (never did me any harm!).

You can't wolf-whistle in the street (or anywhere else for that matter).

You can't watch a decent new TV play with some good honest nudity in it.

You can't watch anything classy or nostalgic on Saturday night TV.

You can't buy a kitchen appliance that once broken is still cost-effective to repair.

You can't watch Top of The Pops every week....

**slowdiver** · March 15th, 2009, 09:18 AM

You can't answer the telephone without being asked if you have any unsecured debts that you would like to get rid of which, thanks to a little known piece of government legislation, you now may be able to write-off in five years or less.

You can't tell the people who phone you up to advise you about this that you don't have any unsecured debts, without them going into great detail about what an unsecured debt actually IS. Usually at least three times.

JerryFalwell · March 15th, 2009, 02:47 PM

You can't answer the telephone without a pitch for a scam to renew your car warranty or refinance your mortgage.

You can't make fun of anyone, unless he's a white, European-descended male, preferably dead.

**anklebiter** · March 15th, 2009, 06:54 PM

You can't kill rock n roll.....................................it's here to stay

**scoundrel** · March 15th, 2009, 09:32 PM

You can't relax. Too much static, interference and white noise. Not enough peace and quiet.

**tamsmith** · March 15th, 2009, 10:23 PM

You can't look at your neighbours tits in case she drags you back to her bedroom.

March 13th, 2009, 08:14 AM	#11
Thunderhorse-k240 Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 84 Thanks: 92 Thanked 611 Times in 80 Posts	You can't move in this thread for folks complaining that Britain's gone to the dogs. You can't say that they youth of today are all bad, no matter how many bad experiences you've had. You can't court sweet girls anymore. __________________ "All porn seems like a rip-off when you've just shot your load" - Bellsmyre49, A wiser man than I.

March 13th, 2009, 08:25 AM	#12
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Fan Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 173 Thanks: 10,032 Thanked 4,467 Times in 188 Posts	You can't buy fish and chips in newspaper anymore (never did me any harm!). You can't wolf-whistle in the street (or anywhere else for that matter). You can't watch a decent new TV play with some good honest nudity in it. You can't watch anything classy or nostalgic on Saturday night TV. You can't buy a kitchen appliance that once broken is still cost-effective to repair. You can't watch Top of The Pops every week....

March 15th, 2009, 02:47 PM	#17
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scoundrel Super Moderator Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: England Posts: 26,246 Thanks: 162,419 Thanked 278,573 Times in 26,191 Posts	You can't relax. Too much static, interference and white noise. Not enough peace and quiet.

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