How will we know one another on the next plane of existence?

**9876543210** · March 23rd, 2016, 01:52 AM

tygrkhat40,

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Originally Posted by tygrkhat40

Life: the chief cause of death. RIP, Deviant. He's with billybunter and erdnuss in the VEF of beyond.

Brings up an interesting question to me (may be better as a thread so if someone wants to start one, please do).

As far as I know I've never physically met any other VEF members. And I would imagine thats pretty much standard. Although I do think some of our English members actually know each other in the real world.

So, given that, how would we know, when we get to the afterlife (if there is one) another member of VEF? Do we need to tattoo it somewhere? Develop a special handshake? Or some special finger thingy that we can flash at someone to know a fellow member?

Probably best as a separate thread.

**mizlaplan** · March 25th, 2016, 11:41 PM

In the afterlife you should approach a celestial chap and ask him what Jennifer Aniston's Norks look like.
If he isn't a VEF (gawd bless it!) member then he'll know and give an accurate estimation of said boobage but not be very bothered.
A VEF member won't know what Jen's jubblies look like, and will be frustrated enough that his halo will slip.
Anyone with an off-kilter halo is probably a VEF member who somehow made it through the Pearly Gates with healthy perversions intact

Hope this helps

**trailmaster** · April 8th, 2016, 01:59 PM

We won't!!

Estreeter · April 8th, 2016, 04:20 PM

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Originally Posted by mizlaplan

A VEF member won't know what Jen's jubblies look like,

Spot on

Because a VEF member would be pre occupied on her having done anal

Hey, she does have a Greek background

**Motorboater** · April 9th, 2016, 01:26 PM

Did any of you witness Joan of Arc's death?

Was she hot?

Jag7777 · April 9th, 2016, 01:59 PM

I'll be the one with a hard on ................

.... wearing nothing but a red rose.

Jag. (Hail mary ............. hail mary ....)

**philll_77** · April 10th, 2016, 03:03 AM

I'll be the one with the inexhaustible keg of Stella.

Bring your own glass.

**frakacylon** · April 10th, 2016, 03:31 AM

Ive been informed that fapping is a sin. So it is safe to say the vast majority of our next plane meet ups are going to be on the warm side...

Party with porn stars yo

**vo1v0d** · August 24th, 2016, 12:59 AM

thou shalt knoweth me by the vision of my retreating back as I sayeth "Oh fuck, not that lot"

**maildude** · August 24th, 2016, 01:44 AM

This thread reminds me of a funny joke. Go see it in the Post Your Corny Jokes thread.

http://vintage-erotica-forum.com/sho...ostcount=11715

March 25th, 2016, 11:41 PM	#2
mizlaplan Good show! Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: The Marches Posts: 2,526 Thanks: 102,981 Thanked 31,897 Times in 2,528 Posts	In the afterlife you should approach a celestial chap and ask him what Jennifer Aniston's Norks look like. If he isn't a VEF (gawd bless it!) member then he'll know and give an accurate estimation of said boobage but not be very bothered. A VEF member won't know what Jen's jubblies look like, and will be frustrated enough that his halo will slip. Anyone with an off-kilter halo is probably a VEF member who somehow made it through the Pearly Gates with healthy perversions intact Hope this helps __________________ motley crew though they were, they were all happily united in the roisterous, bawdy camaraderie of lust.

April 9th, 2016, 01:59 PM	#6
Jag7777 Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2015 Location: Scottish Highlands. Posts: 107 Thanks: 1,160 Thanked 1,007 Times in 107 Posts	I'll be the one with a hard on ................ .... wearing nothing but a red rose. Jag. (Hail mary ............. hail mary ....) __________________ You Know Absolutely Nothing, So Kindly Keep It To Yourself.

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frakacylon Vintage Member Join Date: Jan 2016 Location: Galactica brig Posts: 576 Thanks: 3,263 Thanked 12,947 Times in 591 Posts	Ive been informed that fapping is a sin. So it is safe to say the vast majority of our next plane meet ups are going to be on the warm side... Party with porn stars yo __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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maildude Vintage Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: In postal purgatory Posts: 760 Thanks: 1,162 Thanked 14,111 Times in 748 Posts	This thread reminds me of a funny joke. Go see it in the Post Your Corny Jokes thread. http://vintage-erotica-forum.com/sho...ostcount=11715 __________________ LET FREEDOM WAIT Last edited by maildude; August 24th, 2016 at 01:53 AM..

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April 8th, 2016, 01:59 PM	#3
trailmaster Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Chicago, Illinois, USA Posts: 59,895 Thanks: 1,328,998 Thanked 707,185 Times in 60,069 Posts	We won't!!

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Motorboater Vintage Member Join Date: Apr 2014 Location: Melbourne, Australia Posts: 4,325 Thanks: 41,491 Thanked 38,247 Times in 4,299 Posts	Did any of you witness Joan of Arc's death? Was she hot?

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philll_77 Vintage Member Join Date: Jan 2014 Location: Beasley Street Posts: 2,445 Thanks: 43,824 Thanked 29,606 Times in 2,443 Posts	I'll be the one with the inexhaustible keg of Stella. Bring your own glass.

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vo1v0d Hideous By Nature Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: sarf eeeest lunden Posts: 8,225 Thanks: 42,174 Thanked 60,526 Times in 7,439 Posts	thou shalt knoweth me by the vision of my retreating back as I sayeth "Oh fuck, not that lot"