The ~ " What Have You Got Going For You ? " ~ Thread

MaxJoker · January 7th, 2012, 04:00 PM

Come on group member hug ( Greenman hands above the waist thanks )

Listen (Alright read) !

Life is one long learning curve of disappointment and pain.

I mean look at me , it`s well gone four in the pm on the first Saturday of a brave new year but am i out and about chin deep in ladies

No i`m sitting here drinking beer , writing this while debating whether to go to Syria (True story) or not before travel into the region becomes too restricted.

Shit just typed the word Syria

Bet that has set database alarm bells ringing and the heavy mob suiting up to turn up at me front door.

Well let em come , i have chainy and poundy along with a pet cat with a very disagreeable attitude

Now then what was i going on about in a totally drunk manner again

Are yes , the fact life ain`t that grand for the overwhelming majority of us.

Sure some have decent jobs they like, but most haven`t.
Some have partners who are caring ,understanding and have a memory span bigger than a goldfishes. But most haven`t.
While a certain number do indeed enjoy rude health. Yet far from all of us are without an infirmary of some sort.
A percentage were raised by decent parents and had in the main a happy upbringing. They`re in the minority as far as i have discovered.

Life is all fucked up. It`s priorities are ones built upon ever changing unstable chaos . Strangers and even sometimes friends surround us and look to pick us apart if we let them. So many want to do us down and by results make themselves feel better .

Yeah well fcuk that shit !

Let`s not allow others to push us down a second longer !.

We need to take a stand and pat ourselves on the back because there`s nothing wrong with that and a whole lot that`s right with it !

I think it`s about time we bigged ourselves up .

So this thread is, alright , to proudly announce what`s great about the utterly worthwhile and important individual that is you !

Me i have green eyes , and hell man that`s my favourite colour so that`s pretty cool .

I have friends who like me and whom i like. Friends that are as open and honest about themselves as i am to them. Thats a kind of brilliant thing to have as a lot of people have friends who really aren`t that friendly . They have friends who don`t know them truly , friends who only know the surface not the depths.
Also i have a sense of humour (Remind me to show it sometime) that has helped keep me going through all the mire of my bombed out world to date , and has helped others also. So that`s pretty cool. Yaaay , i love you sense of humour.

Ok what else ?.

Well i still have my own hair , sure it isn`t as breathtaking as it used to be () but i`ve still got enough to cover me scalp , which is pretty cool and a bit of a miracle.

What else

Hey guess what women like me eventhough i`m an A grade childish baby , that`s not bad .

I`m extremely moral as well , Which does then mean said women aren`t jumped on by me as , doh that`d be the wrong thing to do I know it`s odd i`m moral yet on a porn forum . Moral. How moral ?. The kind of moral that tracks down the owner of a cash filled wallet though they`re broke , merely as it feels the only right thing to do.

But still , morality thank`s for being there , as you alone have separated me from my families (Mother aside) warped self serving sensibilities

Hmmmm also i`m six three , and that`s worthy of a self high five !

Am almost forty but have no fillings

Don`t look almost forty either

" You see what this thread is about now ? "

Yeah and don`t say " About a couple hundred words too long you whack job "

Sooooooooooooooooooooooo ,

You have something to shout about shout it out

Because you`re alive here and now in this moment and better take this chance to blow your own horn .

Hmmmmm if only i could blow my own horn

As a career in EX rated movies would await

Still enough of that as this an`t no thread for regrets over what we don`t have, this is for the blessings we`re grateful for .

Or some such shit

MaxJoker · January 7th, 2012, 04:19 PM

I`m sort of officially uneducated but smart and have common sense.

Plus dyslexic but have a very disciplined mind and will power that enables me to concentrate and write in a way i`m glad of.

Hey this ain`t nothing about hiding your light under a bushel folks , and why not ?, well because that`s what the man wants you to do to help keep you feeling bad about yourself , so erm , don`t !

**rotobott** · January 7th, 2012, 04:29 PM

Well I'm giving it some serious thought.

All I've come up with so far is, I'm not dead.

Yeah go rotobott

MaxJoker · January 7th, 2012, 04:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rotobott

Well I'm giving it some serious thought.

All I've come up with so far is, I'm not dead.

Yeah go rotobott

Nice one mate

Big up yourself for being alive
(At the time of posting , as who knows what`s happened since then )

As i`ll think you`ll find most people on this planet are dead ,never more so the ones who work for the private sector

**Mal Hombre** · January 7th, 2012, 04:45 PM

Ok then (Takes deep Breath) I've got blue eyes and blue is My favourite colour -sort of ,sometimes-I have a job,A home,I have some of My own hair ,I am slightly educated and wonder of wonders,I am happily married . I happen to believe that I underappreciated in the "Real" world but online and especially here ,I like to think I have a certain standing,My small efforts are appreciated Oh and I'm 6ft 4

**billybunter** · January 7th, 2012, 05:03 PM

Me, I can tell a phony a mile away. I shun the hollow minded bastards. I only ever talk on a deep level with like minded souls. Maybe that's pretentious, I don't care. I've been told I might die by drs in the last two years, and I wasn't scared. Why? I can do nothing about that. I'm a realist guys.
I have a house, music and a sense of humour that some don't like. GREAT

I have blue eyes and my own hair, i'm 5'3" and like Iggy Pop I can't see over walls. oh, and i'm hung like a horse

**exfarmer** · January 7th, 2012, 05:13 PM

Right lets think about this, I have blue eyes, all my own teeth, some hair

, shit hang on this is starting to sound like we're applying to a dating agency or something.

When i was working i was a pig farmer and i was bloody good at it too, started out just shoveling shit and worked my way up into a more managerial position with staff working under me.
I like to think that i am loyal to the people who matter and if a family member or friend needs help I'm there for them. Today my bruv needed help to move a lot of furniture so of course i was there to help, now my bad back hurts like fuck and I'll pay for it for the next few days but what the hell.

**botogames** · January 7th, 2012, 05:20 PM

Hey I feel good too, yea I'm old... but not too old.

I'm young but not that young... I wish I was.

I'm alive but sometime I wonder... I weight a ton, I'm gray in the hair and not looking too good for most women. I'm 6-2 was 6-3 but shrinkage is occurring from both height and length of Mr Johnson -- wonder if they are related??

I find at my current age; passing the 55 mark... that I really don't care for stupid people. I run into them frequently...

That I feel that if they deserve a comment, boy do I let them know my feelings. Sometime it gets me in trouble.

I have really enjoyed this web site, I have made friends and met folks who seem to be open. I have also met and read some stuff from folks who need a net and a padded room to contain them.

But bottom line is, I feel good today, I woke up -- the wife and kids left for the day. Theirs a six pack in the fridge and two frozen pizzas with my name on them.

Looking for a war movie to watch... So many to choose.

Or just review the VEF site.

It's all good!!

BG

**rotobott** · January 7th, 2012, 05:50 PM

Bloody hell Mals joined the dark side.

I mean congratulations on your well deserved promotion.

Must have been you saying how tall you were

**Mal Hombre** · January 7th, 2012, 06:00 PM

Thanks roto,You make Me sound like Darth Vader

January 7th, 2012, 04:00 PM	#1
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,580 Times in 69,067 Posts	The ~ " What Have You Got Going For You ? " ~ Thread Come on group member hug ( Greenman hands above the waist thanks ) Listen (Alright read) ! Life is one long learning curve of disappointment and pain. I mean look at me , it`s well gone four in the pm on the first Saturday of a brave new year but am i out and about chin deep in ladies No i`m sitting here drinking beer , writing this while debating whether to go to Syria (True story) or not before travel into the region becomes too restricted. Shit just typed the word Syria Bet that has set database alarm bells ringing and the heavy mob suiting up to turn up at me front door. Well let em come , i have chainy and poundy along with a pet cat with a very disagreeable attitude Now then what was i going on about in a totally drunk manner again Are yes , the fact life ain`t that grand for the overwhelming majority of us. Sure some have decent jobs they like, but most haven`t. Some have partners who are caring ,understanding and have a memory span bigger than a goldfishes. But most haven`t. While a certain number do indeed enjoy rude health. Yet far from all of us are without an infirmary of some sort. A percentage were raised by decent parents and had in the main a happy upbringing. They`re in the minority as far as i have discovered. Life is all fucked up. It`s priorities are ones built upon ever changing unstable chaos . Strangers and even sometimes friends surround us and look to pick us apart if we let them. So many want to do us down and by results make themselves feel better . Yeah well fcuk that shit ! Let`s not allow others to push us down a second longer !. We need to take a stand and pat ourselves on the back because there`s nothing wrong with that and a whole lot that`s right with it ! I think it`s about time we bigged ourselves up . So this thread is, alright , to proudly announce what`s great about the utterly worthwhile and important individual that is you ! Me i have green eyes , and hell man that`s my favourite colour so that`s pretty cool . I have friends who like me and whom i like. Friends that are as open and honest about themselves as i am to them. Thats a kind of brilliant thing to have as a lot of people have friends who really aren`t that friendly . They have friends who don`t know them truly , friends who only know the surface not the depths. Also i have a sense of humour (Remind me to show it sometime) that has helped keep me going through all the mire of my bombed out world to date , and has helped others also. So that`s pretty cool. Yaaay , i love you sense of humour. Ok what else ?. Well i still have my own hair , sure it isn`t as breathtaking as it used to be () but i`ve still got enough to cover me scalp , which is pretty cool and a bit of a miracle. What else Hey guess what women like me eventhough i`m an A grade childish baby , that`s not bad . I`m extremely moral as well , Which does then mean said women aren`t jumped on by me as , doh that`d be the wrong thing to do I know it`s odd i`m moral yet on a porn forum . Moral. How moral ?. The kind of moral that tracks down the owner of a cash filled wallet though they`re broke , merely as it feels the only right thing to do. But still , morality thank`s for being there , as you alone have separated me from my families (Mother aside) warped self serving sensibilities Hmmmm also i`m six three , and that`s worthy of a self high five ! Am almost forty but have no fillings Don`t look almost forty either " You see what this thread is about now ? " Yeah and don`t say " About a couple hundred words too long you whack job " Sooooooooooooooooooooooo , You have something to shout about shout it out Because you`re alive here and now in this moment and better take this chance to blow your own horn . Hmmmmm if only i could blow my own horn As a career in EX rated movies would await Still enough of that as this an`t no thread for regrets over what we don`t have, this is for the blessings we`re grateful for . Or some such shit __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

January 7th, 2012, 04:45 PM	#5
Mal Hombre El Super Moderador Join Date: May 2009 Location: Adoptive Monkey Hanger Posts: 58,144 Thanks: 772,733 Thanked 855,825 Times in 57,574 Posts	Ok then (Takes deep Breath) I've got blue eyes and blue is My favourite colour -sort of ,sometimes-I have a job,A home,I have some of My own hair ,I am slightly educated and wonder of wonders,I am happily married . I happen to believe that I underappreciated in the "Real" world but online and especially here ,I like to think I have a certain standing,My small efforts are appreciated Oh and I'm 6ft 4 __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. If in doubt, Just ask Yourself What Would Max Do ? It is a porn site,But its a Classy porn site. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

January 7th, 2012, 05:03 PM	#6
billybunter R.I.P. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Gone But Not Forgotten Posts: 14,404 Thanks: 51,687 Thanked 252,372 Times in 14,171 Posts	Me, I can tell a phony a mile away. I shun the hollow minded bastards. I only ever talk on a deep level with like minded souls. Maybe that's pretentious, I don't care. I've been told I might die by drs in the last two years, and I wasn't scared. Why? I can do nothing about that. I'm a realist guys. I have a house, music and a sense of humour that some don't like. GREAT I have blue eyes and my own hair, i'm 5'3" and like Iggy Pop I can't see over walls. oh, and i'm hung like a horse __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

January 7th, 2012, 05:13 PM	#7
exfarmer avvie pic by Estreeter Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Essex, England Posts: 13,737 Thanks: 109,422 Thanked 182,657 Times in 13,045 Posts	Right lets think about this, I have blue eyes, all my own teeth, some hair , shit hang on this is starting to sound like we're applying to a dating agency or something. When i was working i was a pig farmer and i was bloody good at it too, started out just shoveling shit and worked my way up into a more managerial position with staff working under me. I like to think that i am loyal to the people who matter and if a family member or friend needs help I'm there for them. Today my bruv needed help to move a lot of furniture so of course i was there to help, now my bad back hurts like fuck and I'll pay for it for the next few days but what the hell. __________________ I no longer have time to upload videos, sorry.

January 7th, 2012, 06:00 PM	#10
Mal Hombre El Super Moderador Join Date: May 2009 Location: Adoptive Monkey Hanger Posts: 58,144 Thanks: 772,733 Thanked 855,825 Times in 57,574 Posts	Thanks roto,You make Me sound like Darth Vader __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. If in doubt, Just ask Yourself What Would Max Do ? It is a porn site,But its a Classy porn site. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

January 7th, 2012, 04:19 PM	#2
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,580 Times in 69,067 Posts	I`m sort of officially uneducated but smart and have common sense. Plus dyslexic but have a very disciplined mind and will power that enables me to concentrate and write in a way i`m glad of. Hey this ain`t nothing about hiding your light under a bushel folks , and why not ?, well because that`s what the man wants you to do to help keep you feeling bad about yourself , so erm , don`t !

January 7th, 2012, 04:29 PM	#3
rotobott Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 32,111 Thanks: 174,791 Thanked 634,658 Times in 31,432 Posts	Well I'm giving it some serious thought. All I've come up with so far is, I'm not dead. Yeah go rotobott

January 7th, 2012, 05:20 PM	#8
botogames Everything in Moderation Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: On VACA - Aloha! Posts: 2,923 Thanks: 143,500 Thanked 42,715 Times in 2,706 Posts	Hey I feel good too, yea I'm old... but not too old. I'm young but not that young... I wish I was. I'm alive but sometime I wonder... I weight a ton, I'm gray in the hair and not looking too good for most women. I'm 6-2 was 6-3 but shrinkage is occurring from both height and length of Mr Johnson -- wonder if they are related?? I find at my current age; passing the 55 mark... that I really don't care for stupid people. I run into them frequently... That I feel that if they deserve a comment, boy do I let them know my feelings. Sometime it gets me in trouble. I have really enjoyed this web site, I have made friends and met folks who seem to be open. I have also met and read some stuff from folks who need a net and a padded room to contain them. But bottom line is, I feel good today, I woke up -- the wife and kids left for the day. Theirs a six pack in the fridge and two frozen pizzas with my name on them. Looking for a war movie to watch... So many to choose. Or just review the VEF site. It's all good!! BG

January 7th, 2012, 05:50 PM	#9
rotobott Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 32,111 Thanks: 174,791 Thanked 634,658 Times in 31,432 Posts	Bloody hell Mals joined the dark side. I mean congratulations on your well deserved promotion. Must have been you saying how tall you were