What's the funniest thing that ever happened while you were having sex?

**SpermShooter** · December 14th, 2011, 04:57 PM

My wife and I were having a quick one in the afternoon while the kids were watching cartoons. She rolled over on her back and started gasping and groaning as I entered her and after two or three thrusts she was screaming. I was very impressed with myself and ask her if I was really making her feel that good. Saying no she pushed me off and sat up. One of the kids toy trucks was on the bed and had been jabbing her in the back

**botogames** · December 14th, 2011, 11:26 PM

Best and strangeness moment for me, was about 15 years ago.

My wife and I had the kids away, we were at home and we both were a little randy. So we slip-off to the bedroom and we had what I would state one of our best sex encounters in years. It was wonderful, tons of sex, a fun moment in the middle of the afternoon. And as I'm ready to explode, the dam phone rings... It was my mother-in-law, wanting to speak to my wife...

So I handed the phone to my wife, "it's your mother, she wants to talk to you. My wife gave me this strange look and then tried to talk while I continued with the process we are trying to complete.

So she tried concentrate to speak, as I continued to make love. It was fun to both hear and see my wife try to talk while I was busy doing business. She was a little pissed at me for that too.

I cannot even think what my mother-in-law looked like when she hear me yell out I'm coming!!

From that point on, we pull the plug of the phone so not to be bothered.

**steamjon** · December 15th, 2011, 10:28 PM

Decide to have sex with Ice cream inspired by those Haagen Daaz tv adverts from over a decade ago.

Put some ice cram in her pussy to lick it, but it sort of curdled and I was sick

**whop** · December 17th, 2011, 04:07 PM

Once a lit cigarette dropped out of my mouth and fell on her bum. She didn't find that funny at all.

**Decadence** · December 20th, 2011, 12:33 AM

The ironing board collapsed.

chanksy · December 23rd, 2011, 01:27 AM

Saying `dead dog dead dog` over and over to try and prevent ejaculation and her taking extreme offence.it worked coz she left.

**-Edge-** · December 23rd, 2011, 05:30 PM

It was 20 years ago. My, then, girlfriend and I had been together for about 5 months when one of her friends came to me and told me she was cheating on me.

I verified it by skipping class and watching our apartment. (yes, we shared an apartment in college) And sure enough, she showed up with another guy.

So, the next day, I had an opportunity to be with another woman, so I took advantage of that.

To my suprise, my girlfriend had the same idea that day.

We did not hear her come in until she walked in the bedroom.

We were all suprised to see that she was with the boyfriend of the girl I was with...................

**billybunter** · December 23rd, 2011, 08:14 PM

I woke up and there was a cup of tea and plate of biscuits on the bedside table.

ErnestoGuevara · December 23rd, 2011, 10:21 PM

This wasn't actually in the act, but I was walking back to my hotel in a country in West Africa - hand in hand with my other half, it should be said - when I was propositioned by five prostitutes. The embarrassment was pretty evenly shared...

**steamjon** · December 23rd, 2011, 11:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ErnestoGuevara

This wasn't actually in the act, but I was walking back to my hotel in a country in West Africa - hand in hand with my other half, it should be said - when I was propositioned by five prostitutes. The embarrassment was pretty evenly shared...

Something similar happened to me in the far east. It was 2 prostitiutes and my reply was whilst pointing to my other half, she is going to give it to me for free

December 14th, 2011, 04:57 PM	#1
SpermShooter Vintage Member Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: State of Confusion Posts: 463 Thanks: 47,777 Thanked 5,391 Times in 448 Posts	What's the funniest thing that ever happened while you were having sex? My wife and I were having a quick one in the afternoon while the kids were watching cartoons. She rolled over on her back and started gasping and groaning as I entered her and after two or three thrusts she was screaming. I was very impressed with myself and ask her if I was really making her feel that good. Saying no she pushed me off and sat up. One of the kids toy trucks was on the bed and had been jabbing her in the back

December 14th, 2011, 11:26 PM	#2
botogames Everything in Moderation Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: On VACA - Aloha! Posts: 2,923 Thanks: 143,500 Thanked 42,714 Times in 2,706 Posts	Best and strangeness moment for me, was about 15 years ago. My wife and I had the kids away, we were at home and we both were a little randy. So we slip-off to the bedroom and we had what I would state one of our best sex encounters in years. It was wonderful, tons of sex, a fun moment in the middle of the afternoon. And as I'm ready to explode, the dam phone rings... It was my mother-in-law, wanting to speak to my wife... So I handed the phone to my wife, "it's your mother, she wants to talk to you. My wife gave me this strange look and then tried to talk while I continued with the process we are trying to complete. So she tried concentrate to speak, as I continued to make love. It was fun to both hear and see my wife try to talk while I was busy doing business. She was a little pissed at me for that too. I cannot even think what my mother-in-law looked like when she hear me yell out I'm coming!! From that point on, we pull the plug of the phone so not to be bothered. __________________ "Enjoy your day off, laborers, and have some chili – you’ve earned it!" -- Lt. Frank Columbo Did you know... VEF membership has it's privileges... read the… To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. …to learn more about them!! And remember to have fun on VEF!! To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. I guess it’s just another day...! Max & Jenny I’ll miss you.

December 20th, 2011, 12:33 AM	#5
Decadence *the thrill of it all* Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Depths of Debauchery Posts: 11,189 Thanks: 159,930 Thanked 213,231 Times in 11,239 Posts	The ironing board collapsed. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

December 23rd, 2011, 05:30 PM	#7
-Edge- Semper Fi Join Date: Sep 2010 Posts: 4,036 Thanks: 69,498 Thanked 177,306 Times in 4,384 Posts	It was 20 years ago. My, then, girlfriend and I had been together for about 5 months when one of her friends came to me and told me she was cheating on me. I verified it by skipping class and watching our apartment. (yes, we shared an apartment in college) And sure enough, she showed up with another guy. So, the next day, I had an opportunity to be with another woman, so I took advantage of that. To my suprise, my girlfriend had the same idea that day. We did not hear her come in until she walked in the bedroom. *We were all suprised to see that she was with the boyfriend* of the girl I was with...................** __________________

December 23rd, 2011, 08:14 PM	#8
billybunter R.I.P. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Gone But Not Forgotten Posts: 14,404 Thanks: 51,687 Thanked 252,372 Times in 14,171 Posts	I woke up and there was a cup of tea and plate of biscuits on the bedside table. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

December 15th, 2011, 10:28 PM	#3
steamjon Vintage Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 1,109 Thanks: 6,188 Thanked 22,391 Times in 1,260 Posts	Decide to have sex with Ice cream inspired by those Haagen Daaz tv adverts from over a decade ago. Put some ice cram in her pussy to lick it, but it sort of curdled and I was sick

December 17th, 2011, 04:07 PM	#4
whop Vintage Member Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 326 Thanks: 6,898 Thanked 3,278 Times in 317 Posts	Once a lit cigarette dropped out of my mouth and fell on her bum. She didn't find that funny at all.

December 23rd, 2011, 01:27 AM	#6
chanksy Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 60 Thanks: 3,834 Thanked 648 Times in 57 Posts	Saying `dead dog dead dog` over and over to try and prevent ejaculation and her taking extreme offence.it worked coz she left.

December 23rd, 2011, 10:21 PM	#9
ErnestoGuevara Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Citizen of the world Posts: 475 Thanks: 1,991 Thanked 5,522 Times in 470 Posts	This wasn't actually in the act, but I was walking back to my hotel in a country in West Africa - hand in hand with my other half, it should be said - when I was propositioned by five prostitutes. The embarrassment was pretty evenly shared... __________________ “If you tremble indignation at every injustice then you are a comrade of mine"

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