WORST films you`ve ever seen EVER ! - Page 238

Radwen · May 19th, 2017, 05:02 PM

For me it's a tie between Jurassic World and Independence Day Resurgent. JW didn't so much have a narrative more over a string of cliches chopped and sellotaped together whereas IDR was just bum gravy of the worst caliber

**Devius** · May 19th, 2017, 06:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Radwen

For me it's a tie between Jurassic World and Independence Day Resurgent. JW didn't so much have a narrative more over a string of cliches chopped and sellotaped together whereas IDR was just bum gravy of the worst caliber

IDR wins, hands down...

**Sc0tty** · May 21st, 2017, 06:07 PM

The entire Hobbit trilogy. Three 2 hour movies with barely enough storyline to fill 2 x
90 minute movies.

**Rodster363** · May 21st, 2017, 06:56 PM

from 1983

Set in 1965, four rowdy teenage guys travel to Tijuana, Mexico for a night of partying when they are joined by a heartbroken housewife who is in town seeking a quick divorce.

Tom Cruise (hmm some things don't change), Jackie, Earle Haley, John Stockwell, Shelley Long

Best friend and I went to see this in '83. Late teens ourselves. Bad, Bad, Bad. Still remember it to post here, shows how bad it was. Actually walked out so bad.

**Rogerbh** · May 21st, 2017, 07:00 PM

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_Wish_3

I liked Death Wish - both the original and 2. I walked out of the theater during Death Wish 3 - a really horrible film.

**neo2008** · May 22nd, 2017, 03:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Rogerbh

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_Wish_3

I liked Death Wish - both the original and 2. I walked out of the theater during Death Wish 3 - a really horrible film.

ha ha
Death Wish 3
It's a its so bad it's good movie to me.Amazing how accurate his aim was in this flick but the criminals couldnt shoot for shit.

MaxJoker · May 31st, 2017, 11:36 AM

Hell no I`m not adding a link.
Look it up on Gomovies if you're daffy enough (Like me) to watch this ... This .... This whatever it was

Single "Mom" on a verge of a meltdown is kidnapped by mysterious (Translation underwritten characters) people who've studied her for months (I guess). Now through scaring the woman shit-less are seeking to evolve her into becoming one of them. Or something. Or other. Mind becoming one of them appears to mean you turn into a split personalty Stepford wife.

There are a few actors you`ll recognise but everybody apart from Noomi (She`s ok-ish in it) Rapace puts in a freaky stilted emotionless performance one minute , then a loony toon one the next

Many films are low budget Independent yet manage not to come across that way.
This one does. In most every respect.
Actually I`d not be surprised if the majority of it`s budget wasn't spent on the sodding mood music.
It seldom shuts up and quickly becomes as irritating as the noise her cell door makes when it locks and unlocks.
Maybe the director had a hard on for it`s futuristic Slusssh Slussssh Slusssh sound as I`m not kidding. If you hear it once you hear it ten or fifteen times

Only recommended viewing , provided you`re on Ritalin

**JJ3027** · June 3rd, 2017, 04:45 AM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5twP_19CEA

Don't have anything sharp around, you may want to poke out your eyes.

**blueballsdc** · June 3rd, 2017, 05:39 AM

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Originally Posted by JJ3027

The Creeping Terror https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5twP_19CEA

Don't have anything sharp around, you may want to poke out your eyes.

This is a classic of bad scifi/horror flicks and is one of my favourites. The first time I watched it was years go with my father while my mother was in the hospital. It was on one of those hosted late night bad movie shows (Count Gore DeVol or some such). We laughed so hard our stomachs hurt and there were tears pouring down our faces. I still remember the dog (a Scottish Terrier) sitting and watching us like we were utter lunatics.

**Starkos** · June 16th, 2017, 09:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Crazy4theBrat

The Blair Witch Project - About as dull as a film can get. It was 90 minutes of people walking around in the woods with a camera bouncing up and down. The only "scary" part of the movie was when they woke up and found a small stack of rocks out in the woods near their tent.

Do yourself a favor and avoid this movie. It's not even worth a Red Box rental fee.

Most overrated flick ever...When i think that i actually believed the hype AND the poster that claimed it was 'scarier than the Shining'.Went and see it in the theater back in '99. 45 mis in, i turned around and asked my girl 'when does the scary part start ?' Long story short, we got ripped off and i walked out really pissed instead of scared. Had a good laugh @ how cheesy and lame it was tho.

avoid...def AVOID

May 21st, 2017, 06:56 PM	#2374
Rodster363 Vintage Member Join Date: May 2010 Location: Somewhere in Canads's beauty. Posts: 678 Thanks: 34,744 Thanked 12,144 Times in 670 Posts	Losin' It from 1983 Set in 1965, four rowdy teenage guys travel to Tijuana, Mexico for a night of partying when they are joined by a heartbroken housewife who is in town seeking a quick divorce. Tom Cruise (hmm some things don't change), Jackie, Earle Haley, John Stockwell, Shelley Long Best friend and I went to see this in '83. Late teens ourselves. Bad, Bad, Bad. Still remember it to post here, shows how bad it was. Actually walked out so bad.

May 31st, 2017, 11:36 AM	#2377
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,905 Times in 69,067 Posts	Remember G1210X = Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Hell no I`m not adding a link. Look it up on Gomovies if you're daffy enough (Like me) to watch this ... This .... This whatever it was Single "Mom" on a verge of a meltdown is kidnapped by mysterious (Translation underwritten characters) people who've studied her for months (I guess). Now through scaring the woman shit-less are seeking to evolve her into becoming one of them. Or something. Or other. Mind becoming one of them appears to mean you turn into a split personalty Stepford wife. There are a few actors you`ll recognise but everybody apart from Noomi (She`s ok-ish in it) Rapace puts in a freaky stilted emotionless performance one minute , then a loony toon one the next Many films are low budget Independent yet manage not to come across that way. This one does. In most every respect. Actually I`d not be surprised if the majority of it`s budget wasn't spent on the sodding mood music. It seldom shuts up and quickly becomes as irritating as the noise her cell door makes when it locks and unlocks. Maybe the director had a hard on for it`s futuristic Slusssh Slussssh Slusssh sound as I`m not kidding. If you hear it once you hear it ten or fifteen times Only recommended viewing , provided you`re on Ritalin __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

June 3rd, 2017, 04:45 AM	#2378
JJ3027 Vintage Member Join Date: Feb 2012 Posts: 592 Thanks: 20,932 Thanked 8,075 Times in 589 Posts	The Creeping Terror https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5twP_19CEA Don't have anything sharp around, you may want to poke out your eyes.

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Radwen Junior Member Join Date: Feb 2017 Posts: 2 Thanks: 2 Thanked 16 Times in 2 Posts	For me it's a tie between Jurassic World and Independence Day Resurgent. JW didn't so much have a narrative more over a string of cliches chopped and sellotaped together whereas IDR was just bum gravy of the worst caliber

May 21st, 2017, 06:07 PM	#2373
Sc0tty Vintage Member Join Date: Mar 2014 Location: Manchester UK (It's freezing) Posts: 2,242 Thanks: 509 Thanked 50,575 Times in 2,261 Posts	The entire Hobbit trilogy. Three 2 hour movies with barely enough storyline to fill 2 x 90 minute movies.

May 21st, 2017, 07:00 PM	#2375
Rogerbh Veteran Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Land of the free within reasonable limitations Posts: 10,941 Thanks: 50,626 Thanked 91,420 Times in 10,790 Posts	https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_Wish_3 I liked Death Wish - both the original and 2. I walked out of the theater during Death Wish 3 - a really horrible film.