You Know You're Old When.. - Page 3

iufrenchman · January 20th, 2010, 12:16 AM

Most of your sentences begin with, "When I was your age..."

**Davemetalhead** · January 20th, 2010, 02:18 AM

When you realise that all the footballers in all in the professional leagues in the world are younger than you.

When most of the so-called "MILFs" in porn are younger than you.

When you find a grey pubic hair.

When you remember the '80s starting 30 years ago.

When you wish Top Gear would review normal family cars.

When you don't recognise any of the bands in the charts.

When you can no longer have sex 2 or 3 times a night multiple times a week.

nudgenudge · January 20th, 2010, 10:59 AM

When entering your DOB on a website involves scrolling two or more pages to find your year

**blondifan** · January 20th, 2010, 11:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Davemetalhead

... When you find a grey pubic hair...

Whilst looking at my pubic hair, I found a grey one.
I wasn't as worried as everyone else in the elevator

**brianwp** · January 21st, 2010, 06:01 AM

When you agree with Jack Nicholson's quote from"the Bucket List"...

"Never pass a bathroom
Never waste a hard-on
Never trust a fart"

Or this one regarding sex...

"Tri weekly
Try weekly
Try weakly"

widower54 · January 21st, 2010, 10:45 AM

When a young lady offers Sex for work performed and you opt for the money instead....hate that!

**bawjaws** · January 21st, 2010, 08:47 PM

when your pals start talking about their grandkids

**brianwp** · January 23rd, 2010, 07:39 AM

When you're in a store somewhere, and you see a couple of sweet young girls walk by, and you feel guilty for looking at them.

Well, alright, you mostly feel guilty because you're afraid someone else is watching you look at them.

spectacles · January 23rd, 2010, 11:10 AM

As the limerick goes
"your balls go cold
and you have to use your thumb"

Specs

**billybunter** · January 23rd, 2010, 11:28 AM

When you can remember black and white TV, flares and kipper ties

January 23rd, 2010, 11:10 AM	#29
spectacles Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 78 Thanks: 499 Thanked 802 Times in 71 Posts	you know youre old when... As the limerick goes "your balls go cold and you have to use your thumb" Specs

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January 20th, 2010, 12:16 AM	#21
iufrenchman Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: NW Indiana Posts: 238 Thanks: 1,676 Thanked 2,536 Times in 228 Posts	Most of your sentences begin with, "When I was your age..."

January 20th, 2010, 02:18 AM	#22
Davemetalhead Vintage Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Near Oxford, UK Posts: 528 Thanks: 3,930 Thanked 5,047 Times in 522 Posts	When you realise that all the footballers in all in the professional leagues in the world are younger than you. When most of the so-called "MILFs" in porn are younger than you. When you find a grey pubic hair. When you remember the '80s starting 30 years ago. When you wish Top Gear would review normal family cars. When you don't recognise any of the bands in the charts. When you can no longer have sex 2 or 3 times a night multiple times a week.

January 20th, 2010, 10:59 AM	#23
nudgenudge Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 215 Thanks: 242 Thanked 2,677 Times in 211 Posts	When entering your DOB on a website involves scrolling two or more pages to find your year

January 21st, 2010, 06:01 AM	#25
brianwp Vintage Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: United States Posts: 1,464 Thanks: 4,856 Thanked 25,700 Times in 1,431 Posts	When you agree with Jack Nicholson's quote from"the Bucket List"... "Never pass a bathroom Never waste a hard-on Never trust a fart" Or this one regarding sex... "Tri weekly Try weekly Try weakly"

January 21st, 2010, 10:45 AM	#26
widower54 Member Join Date: May 2009 Location: Southern Indiana Posts: 60 Thanks: 11,351 Thanked 475 Times in 55 Posts	When a young lady offers Sex for work performed and you opt for the money instead....hate that!

January 21st, 2010, 08:47 PM	#27
bawjaws Vintage Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 971 Thanks: 13,806 Thanked 12,964 Times in 957 Posts	when your pals start talking about their grandkids

January 23rd, 2010, 07:39 AM	#28
brianwp Vintage Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: United States Posts: 1,464 Thanks: 4,856 Thanked 25,700 Times in 1,431 Posts	When you're in a store somewhere, and you see a couple of sweet young girls walk by, and you feel guilty for looking at them. Well, alright, you mostly feel guilty because you're afraid someone else is watching you look at them.

January 23rd, 2010, 11:28 AM	#30
billybunter R.I.P. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Gone But Not Forgotten Posts: 14,404 Thanks: 51,687 Thanked 252,372 Times in 14,171 Posts	When you can remember black and white TV, flares and kipper ties