January 20th, 2010, 12:16 AM | #21 |
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Most of your sentences begin with, "When I was your age..."
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January 20th, 2010, 02:18 AM | #22 |
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When you realise that all the footballers in all in the professional leagues in the world are younger than you.
When most of the so-called "MILFs" in porn are younger than you. When you find a grey pubic hair. When you remember the '80s starting 30 years ago. When you wish Top Gear would review normal family cars. When you don't recognise any of the bands in the charts. When you can no longer have sex 2 or 3 times a night multiple times a week. |
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January 20th, 2010, 10:59 AM | #23 |
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When entering your DOB on a website involves scrolling two or more pages to find your year
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When you agree with Jack Nicholson's quote from"the Bucket List"...
"Never pass a bathroom Never waste a hard-on Never trust a fart" Or this one regarding sex... "Tri weekly Try weekly Try weakly" |
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January 21st, 2010, 10:45 AM | #26 |
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When a young lady offers Sex for work performed and you opt for the money instead....hate that!
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January 21st, 2010, 08:47 PM | #27 |
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when your pals start talking about their grandkids
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When you're in a store somewhere, and you see a couple of sweet young girls walk by, and you feel guilty for looking at them.
Well, alright, you mostly feel guilty because you're afraid someone else is watching you look at them. |
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January 23rd, 2010, 11:10 AM | #29 |
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you know youre old when...
As the limerick goes
"your balls go cold and you have to use your thumb" Specs |
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January 23rd, 2010, 11:28 AM | #30 |
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When you can remember black and white TV, flares and kipper ties
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