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Old June 21st, 2019, 09:38 PM   #611
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The first thing you notice is that she has the same iron as you...

Sadly, she does; and it is the first thing I noticed.

It's a Phillips Elance 3100 BTW.

I'm just off to the knackers yard....
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Sadly, she does; and it is the first thing I noticed.
It's a Phillips Elance 3100 BTW. I'm just off to the knackers yard....

Sadly, I wasn't joking either!
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you know your old when you agree with that statement
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The first thing you notice is that she has the same iron as you...

You'd hit on her but you're worried people would think you're a paedophile.

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