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November 8th, 2009, 03:07 PM | #11 |
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You kidding that WAS me being nice
Man alive you`d think some people had an allergic reaction to google or something , or had a blockage in the logic centers. Because sure if you`re very rigorous in the sexy sex stuff (With your partner) you might on occasion cause a little abrasion on your wang , which will leave it feeling slightly tender .Or if you`re anything like me (As in three times a charm) even have you rushing to the toilet every couple of minutes afterwards (Cursing God),as you`ve overdone it so much you end up with that pressure of believing you need a constant wee. What i`m the only one that`s ever happened to ??? Yikes , maybe i should see a Doc Anyway point is self whacking doesn`t damage the penis in anyway , not unless you`re really uninterested in what you`re doing and forget to take your chain mail glove off
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November 8th, 2009, 05:26 PM | #12 |
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Well personally after a Bruce Forsythe session I'm always left a little dazed and confused!
Jeez anyone wants to talk about a poorly wang from over pulling on a public forum aint my friend...
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November 9th, 2009, 10:45 AM | #13 |
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Well that kind of went over my head.. that being the case, and I'm generally hypersensitive to this sort of thing. Which reminds me My experiments with the cock ring/vacumn pump were not unaided. It certainly helps to have another pair of hands and a nice warm wet females mouth when dealing with this type of paraphenalia. Not that I'm underendowed, but what women doesn't want more? I wanted to take the opportunity to warn of possible long term hazards, and having said that, mine still works fine. Although it does seem to take longer to start these days.. But then I am far more "jaded". Last edited by blondifan; November 9th, 2009 at 11:13 PM.. |
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November 9th, 2009, 11:40 AM | #15 |
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Personally I think it's a lot of nonsense. Keep on tugging!
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What do you mean Blondifan ?, i was the present typer because i was typing See i was using what we in the trade call English , but hey it`s a dying trade. Waaah nobody gets my scent of a humour , thank Mullah i only write to amuse myself Glad it went over your head , because it wasn`t even directed at you
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November 12th, 2009, 05:04 AM | #17 |
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I appreciate all the comments. I would've been flabbergasted if this thread did not elicit at least 1 wiseass comment.
I did hear a particularly sad story a few years back. I don't recall the exact source, but I probably read it in a porn mag with 'behind the scenes' interviews, like Adult Cinema Review. A porn director said an actor (active in the 70s) used to wash his prick after a scene using almost any liquid, including varnish. He did this for a while and noticed his foreskin getting hard. The director said he eventually asked women to bite (yes, bite) his penis to stimulate it. I can only hope his condition has improved. Last edited by kenveco68; November 12th, 2009 at 05:10 AM.. |
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She says I am a terrible lover.......how can you tell in 2 minutes?? This is as a result of inflammation of the lining of the urethra which takes a bit of a bashing if you make love several times in a row. You can calm this down by drinking an alkali drink containing sodium or potassium citrate. 'Cymalon' is a brand found in UK pharmacies. Last edited by dbailey; November 12th, 2009 at 12:41 PM.. Reason: fat fingers |
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talking about poorly wangs, I did once have to go to hospital to have a large mole removed from my penis.....I guess thats what you get for screwing moles!
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