Domestic disputes.......

**footstep** · February 13th, 2016, 06:07 AM

Hi everyone.
Had one last evening, not the first one, not the last..
Always feel bad after that.

My wife too and we always finish in bead as lot of people!

I try to open a thread on those horrible! funny? it's life! ...
episodes.
Would you mind gentlemen and ladies tell here your worst or typical one here? Thks

I start:
Worst :5 years ago (6?) she broke an entire ancient table , chairs etc ...
Drunk after that, had to call emergency because we don't kick a woman
Funny : yesterday (how did it start??

) i broke a lot of plates, glasses and threw away the whole dinner. One hour later gone to mcDonalds buy another one

cos I felt so bad and ridiculous!
I could go on but next adventures not!! soon I hope.
Oh a detail woke up this morning at 7, room television was not there any more??
She went to work ...at 6 , my question : why the tv

**40plus** · February 13th, 2016, 12:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by footstep

my question : why the tv

So you have to get up to watch the rugby?

Regards

40+

**footstep** · February 14th, 2016, 03:56 AM

Explanation for tv!!

His father (sadly sick..)' tv down. Simply took our room'one to lend him.

Day's debriefing: costed me a luxury perfume.
Conclusion: no domestic disputes

MaxJoker · February 21st, 2017, 04:07 PM

Well mine have always bushwhacked (That`s not a euphemism

) me while unsuspecting unawares.
They've also been nothing less than equally as bizarre as they have irrationally nonsensical

Such as the times "She" started an augment out of nowhere because I`d dared to ,

Make a gentle joke about the pointy visibility of Sandra Bullock`s nipples during the watching of Premonition

Peeled the skins off sweet potatoes (That I loathe) too deeply

Supposedly shamelessly flirted with a checkout girl by speaking to her

Highlighted myself to be a borderline alcoholic by going to the fridge and taking out a second , yes a second beer

Supposedly shamelessly flirted with a waitress by smiling at her when handed a menu

I could say much much insanely sounding more

Although what I`ll add is it was all thrown at me by the exact same barmy Austrian, now thankfully, ex

**Sir Honkers** · February 21st, 2017, 08:22 PM

My first wife had a violent streak, that amongst other things was why we busted up.

**otokonomidori** · February 21st, 2017, 08:53 PM

WE never argued once in the whole 28 years - well to be more accurate, I never argued back.

MaxJoker · February 26th, 2017, 02:57 PM

It tended to be the same old thing

Her refusal to accept centimeters counted more than inches

**trailmaster** · February 28th, 2017, 01:08 PM

My late father and mother would often have arguments, but after a while it seemed as if they argued for sport or entertainment. The worst argument they ever had was when the whole family was in a restaurant, and my late father got so mad he just walked out and went back to the car and waited there the whole evening!

**bloke57** · February 28th, 2017, 01:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by trailmaster

The worst argument they ever had was when the whole family was in a restaurant, and my late father got so mad he just walked out and went back to the car and waited there the whole evening!

Did he desert before the dessert?

Butterboy · February 28th, 2017, 02:09 PM

I never argue with my woman. This is why I'm single.

I tell them at the first argument this is not how I operate. If you want an argument I'm going to dump you so don't ever pick a fight, the next time you pick a fight it's over.

They pick a fight they're dead to me.

February 13th, 2016, 06:07 AM	#1
footstep Lost luggages? Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: France Posts: 7,268 Thanks: 92,097 Thanked 86,801 Times in 7,170 Posts	Domestic disputes....... Hi everyone. Had one last evening, not the first one, not the last.. Always feel bad after that. My wife too and we always finish in bead as lot of people! I try to open a thread on those horrible! funny? it's life! ... episodes. Would you mind gentlemen and ladies tell here your worst or typical one here? Thks I start: Worst :5 years ago (6?) she broke an entire ancient table , chairs etc ... Drunk after that, had to call emergency because we don't kick a woman Funny : yesterday (how did it start?? ) i broke a lot of plates, glasses and threw away the whole dinner. One hour later gone to mcDonalds buy another one cos I felt so bad and ridiculous! I could go on but next adventures not!! soon I hope. Oh a detail woke up this morning at 7, room television was not there any more?? She went to work ...at 6 , my question : why the tv

February 21st, 2017, 04:07 PM	#4
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,897 Times in 69,067 Posts	Domestic disputes....... Well mine have always bushwhacked (That`s not a euphemism ) me while unsuspecting unawares. They've also been nothing less than equally as bizarre as they have irrationally nonsensical Such as the times "She" started an augment out of nowhere because I`d dared to , Make a gentle joke about the pointy visibility of Sandra Bullock`s nipples during the watching of Premonition Peeled the skins off sweet potatoes (That I loathe) too deeply Supposedly shamelessly flirted with a checkout girl by speaking to her Highlighted myself to be a borderline alcoholic by going to the fridge and taking out a second , yes a second beer Supposedly shamelessly flirted with a waitress by smiling at her when handed a menu I could say much much insanely sounding more Although what I`ll add is it was all thrown at me by the exact same barmy Austrian, now thankfully, ex __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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February 28th, 2017, 02:09 PM	#10
Butterboy Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2012 Location: Sheffield, UK Posts: 119 Thanks: 134 Thanked 868 Times in 111 Posts	I never argue with my woman. This is why I'm single. I tell them at the first argument this is not how I operate. If you want an argument I'm going to dump you so don't ever pick a fight, the next time you pick a fight it's over. They pick a fight they're dead to me. __________________ Big Mac & Fries please.

February 14th, 2016, 03:56 AM	#3
footstep Lost luggages? Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: France Posts: 7,268 Thanks: 92,097 Thanked 86,801 Times in 7,170 Posts	Explanation for tv!! His father (sadly sick..)' tv down. Simply took our room'one to lend him. Day's debriefing: costed me a luxury perfume. Conclusion: no domestic disputes

February 21st, 2017, 08:22 PM	#5
Sir Honkers Veteran Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Land Of Glorious Leader Posts: 30,418 Thanks: 287,352 Thanked 386,987 Times in 30,374 Posts	My first wife had a violent streak, that amongst other things was why we busted up.

February 21st, 2017, 08:53 PM	#6
otokonomidori 緑の男 Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Jockistan, UK. Posts: 8,318 Thanks: 39,032 Thanked 122,439 Times in 8,318 Posts	WE never argued once in the whole 28 years - well to be more accurate, I never argued back.

February 28th, 2017, 01:08 PM	#8
trailmaster Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Chicago, Illinois, USA Posts: 59,933 Thanks: 1,329,434 Thanked 707,593 Times in 60,107 Posts	My late father and mother would often have arguments, but after a while it seemed as if they argued for sport or entertainment. The worst argument they ever had was when the whole family was in a restaurant, and my late father got so mad he just walked out and went back to the car and waited there the whole evening!