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**ruffroundedges** · April 8th, 2017, 02:56 AM

Stat report:

Boss Agent B got me out and We made it to Dildo Newfoundland.
--stop
Waiting for a flight out under assumed identities.
--stop
We may have a problem with an over cautious Agent B. though.
--stop
He seems to be holding me back when I'm ready to rumble.
--stop
Thinking it could have been the Bohemian influance before the service.

**Tmee2020** · April 8th, 2017, 04:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ruffroundedges

Stat report:

Boss Agent B got me out and We made it to Dildo Newfoundland.
--stop
Waiting for a flight out under assumed identities.
--stop
We may have a problem with an over cautious Agent B. though.
--stop
He seems to be holding me back when I'm ready to rumble.
--stop
Thinking it could have been the Bohemian influance before the service.

Are we related, Ruff?!?

Watch out for Agent B, that cool cat may be a Stasi double agent. Of course he could be one of our triple agents, if you could turn him.

How that's experimental MI6 parachute working out for you?

K-9

**bloke57** · April 8th, 2017, 06:14 PM

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Originally Posted by tmee2000

How that's experimental MI6 parachute working out for you? K-9

I can confirm that trials continue. Trouble is, when we said using it would require "bulldog spirit", some idiot in admin took us literally.

Clearing up after was horrendous.

Commodore Bloke

**ruffroundedges** · April 8th, 2017, 07:13 PM

Thanks for the timely rescue pack cousin K9.

I made a soft landing and am waiting to rendezvous with Agent B.

He unfortunately had a run in with an angry panda yelling something about stolen parachutes.

**bloke57** · April 8th, 2017, 09:56 PM

Calling all VEF agents.

United Nations Intelligence Corps (U.n.intelligence) is reporting that Infinity (A.K.A. Max) has gone far too deep under cover.

So much so that there is CCTV evidence that he has turned native.

All field agents are ordered to find and confine him for retraining. Be on your guard men.

Commodore Bloke

**Tmee2020** · April 9th, 2017, 02:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ruffroundedges

Thanks for the timely rescue pack cousin K9.

I made a soft landing and am waiting to rendezvous with Agent B.

Great to hear Agent "Knockers" O'Neil got there just in time Bro Ruff.
"Knockers" looking good in her official MI6 kit. Royal endorsement too!

Quote:

Originally Posted by bloke57

Calling all VEF agents.

United Nations Intelligence Corps (U.n.intelligence) is reporting that Infinity (A.K.A. Max) has gone far too deep under cover.

So much so that there is CCTV evidence that he has turned native.

All field agents are ordered to find and confine him for retraining. Be on your guard men.

Commodore Bloke

I wouldn't be too worried Commodore Bloke, OGL* foams at the mouth as SOP#.

Of greater concern is our Operation KFP^ in China.

Seems our agents' cover has been blown. Somehow.

* OGL: Our Glorious Leader

# SOP: Standard Operating Procedure

^ KFP: Kung Fu Panda

K-9

**ruffroundedges** · April 14th, 2017, 07:30 PM

Field Agent Ruff: Log Week of 09/04/17.

- Still have concerns about Agent (Commodore) Bloke. Seems that as soon as we got into Mexico his catnip addiction resurfaced.

Now while he claims it calms his nerves

I have observed and documented the opposite.

He seems to have contracted out to the cartels as a hit man to pay down his debt.

To make matters even more difficult he is making a play for Agent Knockers again even though I staked my claim.

I hope I am able to get Agent (Comrade) B. back on focus soon.
Perhaps Agent K9 has some suggestions.

**bloke57** · April 14th, 2017, 08:23 PM

Touched by your concern Agent Ruff - but fret no more. I did go off the rails having been subjected to large doses of hallucinatory drugs by our enemies.

But I have been rescued and am undergoing rehabilitation as we speak. I told them nothing!

Hope to be back soon following DNA re-alignment with a new field identity.

MaxJoker · April 15th, 2017, 05:26 PM

Infinity checking in having been sent on another "Easy peasey don't sting on the cheesy" mission by Head Honcho Jen (Current codename - Moist Gusset)

Which granted involved a fair amount of surgery ,
before then being dropped just inside the KGB`s dog pound

To unearth an encrypted bone , or something

Least that`s what she laughing claimed down the phone.

Anyway I`m here (I said

) and looking around.

So far so good ,

So far no problem

**bloke57** · April 15th, 2017, 05:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaxJoker

Which granted involved a fair amount of surgery ,
before then being dropped just inside the KGB`s dog pound

Lucky bast*rd! No such precautions when I was given that mission!

April 8th, 2017, 02:56 AM	#1741
ruffroundedges Vintage Member Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: In a cave, havn't you been paying attention? Posts: 5,198 Thanks: 79,034 Thanked 95,996 Times in 5,282 Posts	Stat report: Boss Agent B got me out and We made it to Dildo Newfoundland. --stop Waiting for a flight out under assumed identities. --stop We may have a problem with an over cautious Agent B. though. --stop He seems to be holding me back when I'm ready to rumble. --stop Thinking it could have been the Bohemian influance before the service. __________________ Pull my finger..... To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

April 8th, 2017, 07:13 PM	#1744
ruffroundedges Vintage Member Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: In a cave, havn't you been paying attention? Posts: 5,198 Thanks: 79,034 Thanked 95,996 Times in 5,282 Posts	Thanks for the timely rescue pack cousin K9. I made a soft landing and am waiting to rendezvous with Agent B. He unfortunately had a run in with an angry panda yelling something about stolen parachutes. __________________ Pull my finger..... To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

April 8th, 2017, 09:56 PM	#1745
bloke57 Veteran Member Join Date: Nov 2015 Location: Unaffordable housing Posts: 4,923 Thanks: 31,646 Thanked 68,928 Times in 4,921 Posts	Urgent! Calling all VEF agents. United Nations Intelligence Corps (U.n.intelligence) is reporting that Infinity (A.K.A. Max) has gone far too deep under cover. So much so that there is CCTV evidence that he has turned native. All field agents are ordered to find and confine him for retraining. Be on your guard men. Commodore Bloke

April 14th, 2017, 07:30 PM	#1747
ruffroundedges Vintage Member Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: In a cave, havn't you been paying attention? Posts: 5,198 Thanks: 79,034 Thanked 95,996 Times in 5,282 Posts	Field Agent Ruff: Log Week of 09/04/17. - Still have concerns about Agent (Commodore) Bloke. Seems that as soon as we got into Mexico his catnip addiction resurfaced. Now while he claims it calms his nerves I have observed and documented the opposite. He seems to have contracted out to the cartels as a hit man to pay down his debt. To make matters even more difficult he is making a play for Agent Knockers again even though I staked my claim. I hope I am able to get Agent (Comrade) B. back on focus soon. Perhaps Agent K9 has some suggestions. __________________ Pull my finger..... To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

April 14th, 2017, 08:23 PM	#1748
bloke57 Veteran Member Join Date: Nov 2015 Location: Unaffordable housing Posts: 4,923 Thanks: 31,646 Thanked 68,928 Times in 4,921 Posts	Commodore Bloke reporting in safe. Touched by your concern Agent Ruff - but fret no more. I did go off the rails having been subjected to large doses of hallucinatory drugs by our enemies. But I have been rescued and am undergoing rehabilitation as we speak. I told them nothing! Hope to be back soon following DNA re-alignment with a new field identity.

April 15th, 2017, 05:26 PM	#1749
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,897 Times in 69,067 Posts	Remember thanking every post on this deranged thread help`s invigorate all agents and keeps them going and going and going on and on and on well past clearly needed retirement Infinity checking in having been sent on another "Easy peasey don't sting on the cheesy" mission by Head Honcho Jen (Current codename - Moist Gusset) Which granted involved a fair amount of surgery , before then being dropped just inside the KGB`s dog pound To unearth an encrypted bone , or something Least that`s what she laughing claimed down the phone. Anyway I`m here (I said ) and looking around. So far so good , So far no problem __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.