Dirty Girlfriend - Did you ever have one? - Page 6

**Oswald** · November 28th, 2009, 08:51 PM

All my female acquaintances have steadfastly maintained the highest level of moral probity and rectitude.

**brianwp** · November 29th, 2009, 09:59 AM

~~davyman~~ · November 29th, 2009, 10:43 AM

Got sucked off by a university friend in her wedding dress.

hudley · November 29th, 2009, 06:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by davyman

Got sucked off by a university friend in her wedding dress.

My ex told me that once she gave a groom some send-off pussy up against the wall outside the church just before his wedding. Why? She hated the girl he was marrying. So this guy stood there, took his vows with his dick wet and smelling like some other girl's puss...

Biorgium · December 8th, 2009, 05:41 AM

Yeah, ever had a woman that you hate and are glad to be rid of, but you still miss the sex because nobody since her has been nearly such a hot fuck?

My ex was 6' tall, blonde, long legs, scrumptious ass, pretty tits, blue eyes and a sleepy "bedroom" smile reminiscent of Drew Barrymore's. She was an upper-class white ex-pat from southern Africa, and had this fancy sorta-British accent and drop-dead sexy voice that made all the colonial boys melt and submit. For some reason she took a fancy to me, I suspect because she thought it would be great fun to eventually destroy me. I was about 24 and she was nearly 10 years older.

She was always ready to fuck or suck, any time, anywhere. She even wanted it when she was menstruating. She told me that when she was very young, her nanny had taught her how to masturbate. She'd been addicted to orgasms ever since. She would ask me for anal - with no lube, just spit. I'll never forget the first time when I was trying to be gentle with her, and she just rammed her ass against me to drive it in balls-deep in one go. She'd frig her clit furiously while telling me to yank hard on her nipples. She liked to suck me off and hold my cum in her mouth, then eat some food so it would taste of my cum.

She'd come into my workplace, drag me into a janitors' closet, blow me while working 3 fingers up my ass to my prostate, then leave.

Often in the middle of sex she'd talk about the other men and women she'd had. When she first emigrated to this country she was desperate for a job, so she fucked some old guy just to get hired by him. "He was fat and really ugly like a bull", she'd whisper as her cunt gripped me, "but his cock was just huge and boy could he ever fuck!" I dunno why, but that would always make me cum in her like crazy. She also told me that her boss was too big to do her anally, so she'd hire a whore for him and go to bed with them both. She'd hold the whore's ass open and lube it for him.

Before long I began to suspect that she was a whore herself. Her job was as an "outside sales rep" for some hotel chain - always out somewhere driving around. But the thing was, I was young and just about every dirty fantasy I'd ever had was coming true with this slutty babe. I was addicted to her, and I loved how other guys would practically drool over her whenever we were out in public. The sex was just outrageously hot, varied and multi-orgasmic.

Alas, it was too good to last and got really sick. For all her sluttiness, she would go ballistic if I even glanced at another woman. So much for my group sex hopes. She turned into a major alcoholic, a really mean drunk who tried to kill me more than once. She stalked me. I still have physical scars from her, not sexy ones either, 25 years later. I moved across the country to get away from her.

But I can't help but miss that sex sometimes.

**brianwp** · December 8th, 2009, 10:42 AM

[QUOTE=Biorgium;910065]Before long I began to suspect that she was a whore herself[QUOTE]

No! Well, that's hard to believe.

Fan · December 8th, 2009, 10:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by davyman

Got sucked off by a university friend in her wedding dress.

Please tell me it wasn't you wearing the wedding dress!!

wsbfan1 · December 10th, 2009, 02:38 AM

I dated this black chick I met on the net for about a year about 5 years ago. Since it was on the net I don't ever think it'll be more than a one-nighter so I usually treat the chick like a ho because I won't be seeing her again. I went to her place and we started going at it. We did it all!! you name it. She LOVED it!! About the only dates we went on were out to dinner. I don't think she had ever been with a whiteboy before.

Biorgium · December 10th, 2009, 04:25 AM

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Originally Posted by wsbfan1

I dated this black chick I met on the net for about a year about 5 years ago. Since it was on the net I don't ever think it'll be more than a one-nighter so I usually treat the chick like a ho because I won't be seeing her again. I went to her place and we started going at it. We did it all!! - yada yada yada way too graphic terms follow which make me ponder at the originators state of mind -GS

Hell I don't call that especially slutty, just my idea of a dreamgirl - unless of course she was doing the same things with a bunch of other guys and not telling you. So why didn't you marry her?

MaxJoker · December 10th, 2009, 06:58 AM

Dirty Slut Girlfriend - Did you ever have one?

"Yeah your`s ! "

Sorry i`ve been wanting to write that for months now

November 29th, 2009, 09:59 AM	#52
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December 8th, 2009, 05:41 AM	#55
Biorgium Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Pacific Canada Posts: 174 Thanks: 722 Thanked 1,956 Times in 176 Posts	Yeah, ever had a woman that you hate and are glad to be rid of, but you still miss the sex because nobody since her has been nearly such a hot fuck? My ex was 6' tall, blonde, long legs, scrumptious ass, pretty tits, blue eyes and a sleepy "bedroom" smile reminiscent of Drew Barrymore's. She was an upper-class white ex-pat from southern Africa, and had this fancy sorta-British accent and drop-dead sexy voice that made all the colonial boys melt and submit. For some reason she took a fancy to me, I suspect because she thought it would be great fun to eventually destroy me. I was about 24 and she was nearly 10 years older. She was always ready to fuck or suck, any time, anywhere. She even wanted it when she was menstruating. She told me that when she was very young, her nanny had taught her how to masturbate. She'd been addicted to orgasms ever since. She would ask me for anal - with no lube, just spit. I'll never forget the first time when I was trying to be gentle with her, and she just rammed her ass against me to drive it in balls-deep in one go. She'd frig her clit furiously while telling me to yank hard on her nipples. She liked to suck me off and hold my cum in her mouth, then eat some food so it would taste of my cum. She'd come into my workplace, drag me into a janitors' closet, blow me while working 3 fingers up my ass to my prostate, then leave. Often in the middle of sex she'd talk about the other men and women she'd had. When she first emigrated to this country she was desperate for a job, so she fucked some old guy just to get hired by him. "He was fat and really ugly like a bull", she'd whisper as her cunt gripped me, "but his cock was just huge and boy could he ever fuck!" I dunno why, but that would always make me cum in her like crazy. She also told me that her boss was too big to do her anally, so she'd hire a whore for him and go to bed with them both. She'd hold the whore's ass open and lube it for him. Before long I began to suspect that she was a whore herself. Her job was as an "outside sales rep" for some hotel chain - always out somewhere driving around. But the thing was, I was young and just about every dirty fantasy I'd ever had was coming true with this slutty babe. I was addicted to her, and I loved how other guys would practically drool over her whenever we were out in public. The sex was just outrageously hot, varied and multi-orgasmic. Alas, it was too good to last and got really sick. For all her sluttiness, she would go ballistic if I even glanced at another woman. So much for my group sex hopes. She turned into a major alcoholic, a really mean drunk who tried to kill me more than once. She stalked me. I still have physical scars from her, not sexy ones either, 25 years later. I moved across the country to get away from her. But I can't help but miss that sex sometimes. __________________ Be happy with what you have to be happy with...(and do cum often!) To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

December 10th, 2009, 02:38 AM	#58
wsbfan1 Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Florida Posts: 140 Thanks: 13,996 Thanked 2,506 Times in 123 Posts	I dated this black chick I met on the net for about a year about 5 years ago. Since it was on the net I don't ever think it'll be more than a one-nighter so I usually treat the chick like a ho because I won't be seeing her again. I went to her place and we started going at it. We did it all!! you name it. She LOVED it!! About the only dates we went on were out to dinner. I don't think she had ever been with a whiteboy before. Last edited by MaxJoker; December 10th, 2009 at 11:18 AM.. Reason: Amended for overly explanitorial and graphic terms = Language Timothy :-)

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November 28th, 2009, 08:51 PM	#51
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November 29th, 2009, 10:43 AM	#53
~~davyman~~ Banned! Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 39 Thanks: 67 Thanked 31 Times in 17 Posts	Got sucked off by a university friend in her wedding dress.

December 8th, 2009, 10:42 AM	#56
brianwp Vintage Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: United States Posts: 1,464 Thanks: 4,856 Thanked 25,703 Times in 1,431 Posts	[QUOTE=Biorgium;910065]Before long I began to suspect that she was a whore herself[QUOTE] No! Well, that's hard to believe.