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Granted. The mob show where...right before they bury you beside him. And...because the Godfather can't refuse my wish on the day of his daughter's wedding...while you're still alive. |
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December 10th, 2018, 11:33 AM | #3692 | |
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I wish I could swap my man boobs for a nice pair of lady boobs that I could enjoy looking at and playing with.....instead of my usual self-loathing
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Wish granted. You get two breasts that require a size N cup, and they are always lactating.
It isn't long before all your mates are calling you milk jugs. The end comes when a woman asks you to nurse her baby and so much milk squirts out of your tits the baby drowns in it. You are arrested for causing the death of a child through malicious neglect. At least your cellmate in prison, a very large man with a very large member, appreciates your mammaries and the comforts they provide. I wish to steal Santa's sleigh and whip those reindeer up to top speed, see how high and fast that baby can really go.
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December 16th, 2018, 08:31 PM | #3694 |
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Granted. Sadly you take that knowledge to your grave as some malicious soul hid a sharp piece of coral among the cushions on the seat. It perforates your bowel and you die a painful lingering death from peritonitis.
I wish for Santa to bring all the nasty wish-corrupters on this thread two bags of coal and an onion for Christmas. Except for me as he knows in my case it's all just good-natured fun. |
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I wish I could spend this Christmas with a big breasted friendly bird......and I don't mean the turkey.
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Granted. And he brings Elmo and Bert and Ernie with him.
For Christmas, I wish for one of those time-stop gadgets they have in Japanese porn. |
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I wish right on the stroke of midnight New Years Eve.........milf model Ronni from Hawaii would sit on my face doing a rendition of Auld Lang Syne
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Wish granted, but she's been drinking a ton and hasn't visited the loo for 8 hours.
When the high pressure stream of alcohol laced urine hits your lungs you squirm in shock, but she doesn't notice, and by the time she is done singing and topples off of your face you have ignominiously drowned in a quart of MILF piss. No one will give you mouth to mouth. I wish to own 6 square miles of beautiful blufflands along the Mississippi river.
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I wish I could fast forward to this time next year as I just know 2019 isn't going to be that great.
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Wish granted, but you died in a car crash on August 16, 2019.
You wake up briefly in your coffin 6 feet beneath the earth screaming in pain before mercifully expiring again. I wish for a box of the world's most expensive chocolates.
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