Where's my damn sexbot?

~~bigtrain45~~ · February 4th, 2015, 08:12 PM

Isn't this 2015? Shouldn't technology have advanced sufficiently that both men and women should be able to have, if they want one, a robot capable of performing sex acts and with skin that feels real and is responsive? Surely it can't be beyond the capabilities of plaxtic surgery and engineers. If anyone is working on one, I'd like mine to look like this please.

**Sir Honkers** · February 4th, 2015, 08:17 PM

And my flying car and personal teleporter. I remember reading a Big Bumper Book For Boys when I was around eight that said by the year 2000 we'd all be having holidays on the moon. What a gyp.

Spugy190 · February 4th, 2015, 08:29 PM

It will be so crazy to have robot like this, who knows in some close future it will come.

Technology got solutions and materials, and im sure sex-toy companies works on this.

"Shut up and take my money"

**Jack Crash** · February 4th, 2015, 09:03 PM

http://www.extremetech.com/extreme/1...-of-healthcare
They are here, but they ain't cheap!

**chip** · February 5th, 2015, 03:12 AM

Lol...you must have watched 'Blade Runner' recently.

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Originally Posted by bigtrain45

Isn't this 2015? Shouldn't technology have advanced sufficiently that both men and women should be able to have, if they want one, a robot capable of performing sex acts and with skin that feels real and is responsive? Surely it can't be beyond the capabilities of plaxtic surgery and engineers. If anyone is working on one, I'd like mine to look like this please.

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**Sir Honkers** · February 5th, 2015, 09:26 AM

Has anybody really thought this through. I mean hate cleaning out my coffee maker...but this eeeww!

**chip** · February 5th, 2015, 11:33 PM

Strap it to the roof of your car and run it though the car-wash a couple of times. Put it in a provocative pose so the nasty parts get rinsed well.

Extra points if you spring for a hand wash or hand detailing if only to mess with the people working there.

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Originally Posted by loosegoose

Has anybody really though this through. I mean hate cleaning out my coffee maker...but this eeeww!

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~~bigtrain45~~ · February 5th, 2015, 12:54 PM

Yes, I have watched "Blade Runner" recently, and watch it fairly regularly, as it is one of my favorite movies. Remember Virtual Reality? It was at least 20 years ago when we were promised that VR sex with anyone we wanted? What happened to that? Interactive POV DVD's hardly come close.

**deepsepia** · February 5th, 2015, 10:30 PM

My friend, your sexbot is coming.

And when they arrive, human civilization will stop.

That's why SETI will never find intelligent life in the cosmos -- they've invented sexbots, and they ain't answering the phone.

~~bigtrain45~~ · February 6th, 2015, 01:34 PM

As to the post-coital cleaning issue, I think it's clear that when the technology is perfected, the robot will be able to clean itself. Hopefully in an entertaining fashion, maybe like a cat cleans its nether regions.

February 4th, 2015, 08:12 PM	#1
~~bigtrain45~~ Banned! Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Savannah GA Posts: 16,142 Thanks: 47,756 Thanked 215,718 Times in 16,027 Posts	Where's my damn sexbot? Isn't this 2015? Shouldn't technology have advanced sufficiently that both men and women should be able to have, if they want one, a robot capable of performing sex acts and with skin that feels real and is responsive? Surely it can't be beyond the capabilities of plaxtic surgery and engineers. If anyone is working on one, I'd like mine to look like this please.

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Sir Honkers Veteran Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Land Of Glorious Leader Posts: 30,354 Thanks: 286,908 Thanked 386,257 Times in 30,309 Posts	Has anybody really thought this through. I mean hate cleaning out my coffee maker...but this eeeww! Last edited by Sir Honkers; February 9th, 2016 at 10:28 AM..

February 4th, 2015, 08:17 PM	#2
Sir Honkers Veteran Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Land Of Glorious Leader Posts: 30,354 Thanks: 286,908 Thanked 386,257 Times in 30,309 Posts	And my flying car and personal teleporter. I remember reading a Big Bumper Book For Boys when I was around eight that said by the year 2000 we'd all be having holidays on the moon. What a gyp.

February 4th, 2015, 08:29 PM	#3
Spugy190 Junior Member Join Date: Dec 2012 Posts: 4 Thanks: 1 Thanked 12 Times in 3 Posts	It will be so crazy to have robot like this, who knows in some close future it will come. Technology got solutions and materials, and im sure sex-toy companies works on this. "Shut up and take my money"

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Jack Crash Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Hurricane Alley Posts: 6,453 Thanks: 77,346 Thanked 147,822 Times in 6,517 Posts	http://www.extremetech.com/extreme/1...-of-healthcare They are here, but they ain't cheap!

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~~bigtrain45~~ Banned! Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Savannah GA Posts: 16,142 Thanks: 47,756 Thanked 215,718 Times in 16,027 Posts	Yes, I have watched "Blade Runner" recently, and watch it fairly regularly, as it is one of my favorite movies. Remember Virtual Reality? It was at least 20 years ago when we were promised that VR sex with anyone we wanted? What happened to that? Interactive POV DVD's hardly come close.

February 5th, 2015, 10:30 PM	#9
deepsepia Moderator Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Upper left corner Posts: 7,205 Thanks: 47,957 Thanked 83,444 Times in 7,199 Posts	My friend, your sexbot is coming. And when they arrive, human civilization will stop. That's why SETI will never find intelligent life in the cosmos -- they've invented sexbots, and they ain't answering the phone.

February 6th, 2015, 01:34 PM	#10
~~bigtrain45~~ Banned! Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Savannah GA Posts: 16,142 Thanks: 47,756 Thanked 215,718 Times in 16,027 Posts	As to the post-coital cleaning issue, I think it's clear that when the technology is perfected, the robot will be able to clean itself. Hopefully in an entertaining fashion, maybe like a cat cleans its nether regions.