And In Other News Today

[sandhunter]

Originally Posted by bombermouse

Elvis would have turned 81 on January 8 of this year. Bunga Bunga Island may not be on any charts but it exists in all of our hearts and minds.

In Other News Today; Bunga Bunga Island was found to be located somewhere east of Paris and that is all I can say

[trailmaster]

The Bermuda Triangle is an area of the Atlantic Ocean that forms a triangle from the northern coast of Florida up to the island of Bermuda and down to the island of Puerto Rico. There have been many reports of planes and ships from the past that have completely disappeared from this area of the ocean, although scientists have debunked these findings saying that if any of these ships and planes disappeared they merely were destroyed by weather phenomena and sank to the ocean floor which has some really deep ocean trenches going down more than 2 miles deep. In other news today it was reported that these ships and planes did indeed disappear because they were pulled into a dimensional warp and deposited at a little known palatial sexual resort located on a mysterious island somewhere in the Pacific Ocean. It is hard to describe, but it resembles that old American t.v. show "Fantasy Island" where men and women can get anything sexual their hearts desire. Would you want to come back from paradise?

[bombermouse]

Originally Posted by trailmaster

The Bermuda Triangle is an area of the Atlantic Ocean that forms a triangle from the northern coast of Florida up to the island of Bermuda and down to the island of Puerto Rico. There have been many reports of planes and ships from the past that have completely disappeared from this area of the ocean, although scientists have debunked these findings saying that if any of these ships and planes disappeared they merely were destroyed by weather phenomena and sank to the ocean floor which has some really deep ocean trenches going down more than 2 miles deep. In other news today it was reported that these ships and planes did indeed disappear because they were pulled into a dimensional warp and deposited at a little known palatial sexual resort located on a mysterious island somewhere in the Pacific Ocean. It is hard to describe, but it resembles that old American t.v. show "Fantasy Island" where men and women can get anything sexual their hearts desire. Would you want to come back from paradise?

I predict overpopulation issues.

[Arturo2nd]

Originally Posted by trailmaster

The Bermuda Triangle is an area of the Atlantic Ocean that forms a triangle from the northern coast of Florida up to the island of Bermuda and down to the island of Puerto Rico. There have been many reports of planes and ships from the past that have completely disappeared from this area of the ocean, although scientists have debunked these findings saying that if any of these ships and planes disappeared they merely were destroyed by weather phenomena and sank to the ocean floor which has some really deep ocean trenches going down more than 2 miles deep. In other news today it was reported that these ships and planes did indeed disappear because they were pulled into a dimensional warp and deposited at a little known palatial sexual resort located on a mysterious island somewhere in the Pacific Ocean. It is hard to describe, but it resembles that old American t.v. show "Fantasy Island" where men and women can get anything sexual their hearts desire. Would you want to come back from paradise?

The best part of Fantasy Island is all that sexual activity does not result in any STDs including the much dreaded "children."

[trailmaster]

In my past (50 years ago) if I went up to any child or adult and asked what is your favorite junk food they would probably say "ice cream, ice cream, we all scream for ice cream". This is not true now. Now they would probably say "I want pizza, I want pizza" Pizza almost everywhere in the industrial and possible in the non-industrial world is the favorite junk food. Pizza was originally invented in Italy, but the pies then just had cheese and tomatoes and spices on them. And in other news today it is reported that contrary to what was believed in the past the type of pizza that is mostly consumed today with its fatty meats, cheeses other than lowfat mozzarella and much thicker crusts was not invented in the U.S, Canada, or Italy, but in Australia.So when your hubbie is berating you for having a 45 inch belly for eating too much pizza, don't blame America, or Italy.It was AustraliaEstreeter, what do you have to say for yourself??

[trailmaster]

Startling news coming from the British presses tomorrow. Don't miss it. See everyone on this same thread on Sunday morning.

[trailmaster]

The UK and Norway have been enjoying plenty of North Sea oil for many decades until the past few years. Now though because oil in the North Sea has dwindled the UK has had to purchase more than 50% of its needed oil from the Mideast. And in other news today a newspaper in the English city of Manchester has reported that scientists have recently discovered a vast new deposit of oil and natural gas in the North Sea. This new deposit is so large it rivals the oil deposits in the Mideast. However, the new deposit is 50 miles below the sea floor and this is the disturbing part of the report, it lies near a dormant volcano. Volcanoologists say that the cauldron or opening of this volcano is even larger than that of Mt. Pinatubo which exploded in 1991 which was the second most powerful volcano eruption of the past century. If drilling for this new vast source of oil starts the vibrations could cause the dormant volcano to become active, and fissures could open letting the oil into the volcano cauldron. This could cause the volcano to explode. Since it is an undersea volcano the explosion could be so powerful that it might shake loose the tectonic plates that lie under all of the UK. The result could be the formation of the greatest Tsunami ever seen. A wave 100 meters high moving at a speed of 700 kph. The wave would completely flood all of the UK and the island including Ireland could sink into the ocean.

[trailmaster]

The crime rate in the UK is climbing, possibly due to the poor economy. There are more murders, other violent crimes, and organized crime is also rising, and prisons are overflowing. In other news today it has been reported that the police and the government are going to try something more drastic than ever tried before to try to deter this rise in violent crime. Criminals now may be executed for capital crimes. The criminals themselves have to pick their method of execution: death by lethal gas, death by electrocution, death by hanging, death by firing squad, or death by guillotine, and even more startling is that the execution may be televised. Already there have been storms of protest by the common citizens. Many people are carrying large placards saying "We're doomed", and "It is the end of civilization" Also unlike in America where convicted murderers are put on death row for years while appeals are exhausted, in the UK there will be swift justice. Convicted criminals have ten days to get their affairs in order, and call their families to get wills taken care of, and then they will be executed. If this method does not deter crime there is a final solution which was made between the governments of the UK and Australia.

Australia is a continent equal in size or greater than the U.S., but with a population of only 24 million people. A giant gulag 400 miles square could be built in the Australian outback completely encased in razorwire with machine guns and laser beams. The criminals of the UK could live in Quonset huts, and food would be flown in and air dropped. Criminals would not be given anything, and they could walk all over their enormous compound, but if they tried to escape they would be shot or killed by the laser guns, and they might also be killed by the many poisonous creatures that live in the outback such as venomous snakes and spiders. This "solution" would remove the dangerous criminals from the UK forever.

[tygrkhat40]

Didn't the UK already try that?

[TommySwiftJr.]

Some viewers had decided on yesterday sunday morning that the dress worn on air by weather reporter Liberté Chan was so revealing it needed covering up. With a cardigan.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...-live-air.html

Oh wait.. this is real news.....