What if you lived in Australia? - Page 842

**buttsie** · December 15th, 2018, 06:47 AM

Cricket Australia closing off the only all day fully shaded area because of low ticket sales
tells me they havent kicked out enough of the scum in CA yet.

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2018-12-...?section=sport

The free sunscreen for all - what a novelty

You'd think there are better ways to cajole people to the cricket than turning them into lobsters or sweating pepe le pews

Maybe if they tried entry level cost of a gold coin donation they'd get a full house

Not like these folks cant afford it given the recent 5 year TV deal doubled
of course that wouldnt help them achieve their KPIs and get them those bonuses

Corporate c...nts

That these smart people are complaining about nose diving test attendances says much

You sell out to TV - guess what part of your crowd are staying at home where they wont need to spend the weekly wage while eating and drinking out

You expand the big bash t20 franchise league to a game every day for an extra 2 weeeks
no wonder they arent going to the tests

**vo1v0d** · December 15th, 2018, 09:24 AM

I detect a pair of clever bastards who have read Edgar Allan Pisspot

**Mal Hombre** · December 15th, 2018, 09:37 AM

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Originally Posted by vo1v0d

I detect a pair of clever bastards who have read Edgar Allan Pisspot

Nemo Impune Lacessit..

**vo1v0d** · December 15th, 2018, 09:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Mal Hombre

Nemo Impune Lacessit..

actually it is Nemo Impugnere Lacessit.

Guess which scots regimental motto?

**Mal Hombre** · December 15th, 2018, 09:54 AM

Now Who's a clever bastard ?

**vo1v0d** · December 15th, 2018, 09:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Mal Hombre

Now Who's a clever bastard ?

Actually You

You got the Black Watch motto correct (42nd Highland)
but I always go for the clan motto spelling

**Mal Hombre** · December 15th, 2018, 10:09 AM

It's also the Montresor family motto.Maybe I'll celebrate with a glass of sherry but probably not..

**Motorboater** · December 15th, 2018, 10:23 AM

Stanley Bruce is a former Prime Minister of Australia (1923-29). His name could pass for a pornstar's.

**effCup** · December 15th, 2018, 10:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Motorboater

pass for a pornstar's.

Studs Brewcie?

**Dr Pepper** · December 15th, 2018, 07:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vo1v0d

I detect a pair of clever bastards who have read Edgar Allan Pisspot

Guilty.....

December 15th, 2018, 06:47 AM	#8411
buttsie Porn Archeologist Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: earth Posts: 12,714 Thanks: 92,252 Thanked 241,298 Times in 12,746 Posts	Australia v India - Perth 2nd test Cricket Australia closing off the only all day fully shaded area because of low ticket sales tells me they havent kicked out enough of the scum in CA yet. https://www.abc.net.au/news/2018-12-...?section=sport The free sunscreen for all - what a novelty You'd think there are better ways to cajole people to the cricket than turning them into lobsters or sweating pepe le pews Maybe if they tried entry level cost of a gold coin donation they'd get a full house Not like these folks cant afford it given the recent 5 year TV deal doubled of course that wouldnt help them achieve their KPIs and get them those bonuses Corporate c...nts That these smart people are complaining about nose diving test attendances says much You sell out to TV - guess what part of your crowd are staying at home where they wont need to spend the weekly wage while eating and drinking out You expand the big bash t20 franchise league to a game every day for an extra 2 weeeks no wonder they arent going to the tests Last edited by buttsie; December 15th, 2018 at 08:17 AM.. Reason: adding

December 15th, 2018, 09:54 AM	#8415
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December 15th, 2018, 10:09 AM	#8417
Mal Hombre El Super Moderador Join Date: May 2009 Location: Adoptive Monkey Hanger Posts: 58,134 Thanks: 772,663 Thanked 855,779 Times in 57,565 Posts	It's also the Montresor family motto.Maybe I'll celebrate with a glass of sherry but probably not.. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. If in doubt, Just ask Yourself What Would Max Do ? It is a porn site,But its a Classy porn site. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

December 15th, 2018, 09:24 AM	#8412
vo1v0d Hideous By Nature Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: sarf eeeest lunden Posts: 8,244 Thanks: 42,269 Thanked 60,710 Times in 7,461 Posts	I detect a pair of clever bastards who have read Edgar Allan Pisspot

December 15th, 2018, 10:23 AM	#8418
Motorboater Vintage Member Join Date: Apr 2014 Location: Melbourne, Australia Posts: 4,325 Thanks: 41,491 Thanked 38,250 Times in 4,299 Posts	Stanley Bruce is a former Prime Minister of Australia (1923-29). His name could pass for a pornstar's.