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**rockernut** · December 13th, 2018, 10:44 AM

A man gets on a bus, and ends up sitting next to a very attractive nun. Enamored, he asks if he can have sex with her. Naturally, she says no, and gets off the bus. The man goes to the bus driver and asks him if he knows of a way for him to have sex with the nun.
"Well," says the bus driver, "every night at eight, she goes to the cemetery to pray. If you dress up as God, I'm sure you could convince her to have sex with you."
The man decides to try it, and dresses up in his best God costume. At eight, he sees the nun and appears before her.
"Oh, God!" she exclaims. "Take me with you!" The man tells the nun that she must first have sex with him to prove her loyalty. The nun says yes, but tells him she prefers anal sex. Before you know it, they're getting down to it, having nasty, grunty, loud sex. After it's over, the man pulls off his God disguise.
"Ha, ha! I'm the man from the bus!"
"Ha, ha!" says the nun, removing her costume. "I'm the bus driver!"

**mrfixit** · December 13th, 2018, 02:40 PM

**Sir Honkers** · December 14th, 2018, 08:59 AM

Last night I went to a fancy dress party dressed as a chicken and met a girl dressed as an egg. Well one thing led to another and one of the great riddles of life was finally answered. It was the chicken.

Aaron · December 15th, 2018, 01:29 AM

Palpating lettuce to check for goodness doesn't work. Mr. Whipple pops out and says, "Don't squeeze the romaine!"

**rockernut** · December 15th, 2018, 05:57 PM

Two cows are sitting in a field and one says to the other, "So how about that mad cow disease? Scary stuff, right?" To which the other replies, "Terrifying! But what do I care? I’m a helicopter."

**vo1v0d** · December 16th, 2018, 12:36 PM

she said............When we first met you didnt have enough time to take your socks off; now I've got enough time to knit a pair.

**AmateurEmale** · December 16th, 2018, 01:04 PM

Estelle Taylor is one of my favorite softcore models, of about 42G measurements.

Like a pornstar Taylor Made for me...?

**Mal Hombre** · December 16th, 2018, 03:27 PM

I've never looked back since getting a reversing camera for My car...

**DoctorWho** · December 17th, 2018, 07:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mal Hombre

I've never looked back since getting a reversing camera for My car...

No reason to dwell on it, just put it behind you, Mal...

**vo1v0d** · December 17th, 2018, 11:09 AM

The bus is leaving in ten minutes; be under it.

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December 13th, 2018, 10:44 AM	#14101
rockernut Veteran Member Join Date: May 2009 Location: Stockholm, Sweden Posts: 6,958 Thanks: 69,662 Thanked 73,321 Times in 6,969 Posts	A man gets on a bus, and ends up sitting next to a very attractive nun. Enamored, he asks if he can have sex with her. Naturally, she says no, and gets off the bus. The man goes to the bus driver and asks him if he knows of a way for him to have sex with the nun. "Well," says the bus driver, "every night at eight, she goes to the cemetery to pray. If you dress up as God, I'm sure you could convince her to have sex with you." The man decides to try it, and dresses up in his best God costume. At eight, he sees the nun and appears before her. "Oh, God!" she exclaims. "Take me with you!" The man tells the nun that she must first have sex with him to prove her loyalty. The nun says yes, but tells him she prefers anal sex. Before you know it, they're getting down to it, having nasty, grunty, loud sex. After it's over, the man pulls off his God disguise. "Ha, ha! I'm the man from the bus!" "Ha, ha!" says the nun, removing her costume. "I'm the bus driver!"

December 14th, 2018, 08:59 AM	#14103
Sir Honkers Veteran Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Land Of Glorious Leader Posts: 30,341 Thanks: 286,789 Thanked 386,199 Times in 30,298 Posts	Last night I went to a fancy dress party dressed as a chicken and met a girl dressed as an egg. Well one thing led to another and one of the great riddles of life was finally answered. It was the chicken.

December 15th, 2018, 01:29 AM	#14104
Aaron Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2014 Location: U.S. of A. Posts: 206 Thanks: 6,639 Thanked 2,740 Times in 201 Posts	Palpating lettuce to check for goodness doesn't work. Mr. Whipple pops out and says, "Don't squeeze the romaine!"

December 15th, 2018, 05:57 PM	#14105
rockernut Veteran Member Join Date: May 2009 Location: Stockholm, Sweden Posts: 6,958 Thanks: 69,662 Thanked 73,321 Times in 6,969 Posts	Two cows are sitting in a field and one says to the other, "So how about that mad cow disease? Scary stuff, right?" To which the other replies, "Terrifying! But what do I care? I’m a helicopter."

December 16th, 2018, 12:36 PM	#14106
vo1v0d Hideous By Nature Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: sarf eeeest lunden Posts: 8,243 Thanks: 42,258 Thanked 60,635 Times in 7,460 Posts	she said............When we first met you didnt have enough time to take your socks off; now I've got enough time to knit a pair.

December 16th, 2018, 01:04 PM	#14107
AmateurEmale Vintage Member Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: The 513 Posts: 1,825 Thanks: 16,644 Thanked 15,794 Times in 1,755 Posts	Estelle Taylor is one of my favorite softcore models, of about 42G measurements. Like a pornstar Taylor Made for me...?

December 17th, 2018, 11:09 AM	#14110
vo1v0d Hideous By Nature Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: sarf eeeest lunden Posts: 8,243 Thanks: 42,258 Thanked 60,635 Times in 7,460 Posts	The bus is leaving in ten minutes; be under it.