Heaven Or Hell ?

MaxJoker · March 25th, 2011, 07:27 PM

First off let`s discount the possibility of neither existing and for the purpose of this daft thread take it as a given that they do.

Ok

Where do you think you`ll end up ?

For me on balance i think or believe that so far i`ve done more good than bad and helped more than i`ve hurt .

Maybe it`ll be heaven for me then

Although what heaven will be or represent is anybodies guess

If it is tailored to each individual soul then hopefully i`ll be able to eat whatever i want and never get fat , drink the finest beers and get to bed a twenty five year old PJ Sparxx on the cloud of my choice whenever i wish etc etc

Then again maybe my belief in my achievements won`t be reciprocated and i`ll go to Hell

Which if the destinations are indeed tailored for each individual soul ,would mean i`ll be a member of the audience on a constant 24 hour Jeremy kyle show about transsexuals who aren`t able to cry in public , or some such shite. Also i bet they`d be nothing but warm beer on tap , that was specially brewed only to make the drinker more sober. Plus the very air around me would make me fat etc etc

Anyway

That`s the threads topic .

Which place do you think you`ll end up .

Above or below

Also what would your idea of Heaven be

Along with your idea of true Hell

**ubu_roi** · March 25th, 2011, 07:47 PM

Like Greenskull, I'm delusional enough to think I've done more good than bad, so I suppose my destination will be Heaven.

I hope Heaven has great sashimi, sake, wine, ales, and of course my beloved absinthe....plus a bevy of my fantasy girls waiting to sex me up.

Hell would involve the same girls, only they'd be wearing strap-ons - and not for each other.

DEATHMAN · March 25th, 2011, 08:37 PM

Hell for me. Heaven would be crowded with smarmy do gooders while Hell will be where all the fun is.

MaxJoker · March 25th, 2011, 08:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DEATHMAN

Hell for me. Heaven would be crowded with smarmy do gooders while Hell will be where all the fun is.

But will it really be all that fun for everyone else , if you`re there with them

Just hope they don`t realise you once went by that username .

As seriously those demons will give you hell alright

**tygrkhat40** · March 25th, 2011, 08:48 PM

I hope I'll go to heaven to be reunited with friends and family. If I go to hell, I know there will be friends there, so I won't be alone.

**billybunter** · March 25th, 2011, 08:53 PM

To be honest it will be HELL

all that booze/drugs and porn i've consumed.
But I would like to meet my Mum again if that is possible. And all family. I really miss my Mum telling me off!
That said, I do believe we all live forever in the ether.

MaxJoker · March 25th, 2011, 09:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tygrkhat40

I hope I'll go to heaven to be reunited with friends and family. If I go to hell, I know there will be friends there, so I won't be alone.

I know what you mean

Just hope if we`re both in Heaven along with Estreeter , Double B , Keef , Mal etc etc God doesn`t try and cramp our style

fredfredburger · March 25th, 2011, 09:52 PM

If I'm going to heaven or hell based on things I've done, then I'm heaven-bound, But if its based on things I've thought or fantasized about, then I'm on the express elevator to hell

Heaven for me would be one long party, full of really interesting people having really great discussions, sharing thoughts, jokes, etc.,all those great musicians who've died would be jamming out a great soundtrack, lots of Red wine, strong beer (at least 6.5%) Lots of weed, and of course the most impossibly beautiful women lovingly performing every carnal act I could think of on each other and me, or just running round naked having pillow fights.

Hell.........I imagine to be a combination of all ones worst fears brought to vivid reality for all eternity, so that would be me on a very tall, very small, unstable platform, being gangraped by gigantic homosexual spiders

**marksharp** · March 25th, 2011, 09:58 PM

To imagine that heaven or Hell exist you must have a belief in Jesus Christ son of God .. of which I do not......

**billybunter** · March 25th, 2011, 10:16 PM

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Originally Posted by marksharp

To imagine that heaven or Hell exist you must have a belief in Jesus Christ son of God .. of which I do not......

I don't believe either exist. But I believe in good and evil. My Mum is six foot under, but I still love her. Yes I know she is a skeleton. I did pay for good wood

It all rots. Not many left; you can chuck me on the fire. But saying goodbye does not mean you believe in Jesus or God. It is spiritual. I like to think that we all live forever. As simplistic as that may sound.

March 25th, 2011, 07:27 PM	#1
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,560 Times in 69,067 Posts	Heaven Or Hell ? First off let`s discount the possibility of neither existing and for the purpose of this daft thread take it as a given that they do. Ok Where do you think you`ll end up ? For me on balance i think or believe that so far i`ve done more good than bad and helped more than i`ve hurt . Maybe it`ll be heaven for me then Although what heaven will be or represent is anybodies guess If it is tailored to each individual soul then hopefully i`ll be able to eat whatever i want and never get fat , drink the finest beers and get to bed a twenty five year old PJ Sparxx on the cloud of my choice whenever i wish etc etc Then again maybe my belief in my achievements won`t be reciprocated and i`ll go to Hell Which if the destinations are indeed tailored for each individual soul ,would mean i`ll be a member of the audience on a constant 24 hour Jeremy kyle show about transsexuals who aren`t able to cry in public , or some such shite. Also i bet they`d be nothing but warm beer on tap , that was specially brewed only to make the drinker more sober. Plus the very air around me would make me fat etc etc Anyway That`s the threads topic . Which place do you think you`ll end up . Above or below Also what would your idea of Heaven be Along with your idea of true Hell __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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ubu_roi Veteran Member Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Northeastern USA Posts: 3,962 Thanks: 83,135 Thanked 43,794 Times in 3,958 Posts	Like Greenskull, I'm delusional enough to think I've done more good than bad, so I suppose my destination will be Heaven. I hope Heaven has great sashimi, sake, wine, ales, and of course my beloved absinthe....plus a bevy of my fantasy girls waiting to sex me up. Hell would involve the same girls, only they'd be wearing strap-ons - and not for each other. __________________ Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder

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billybunter R.I.P. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Gone But Not Forgotten Posts: 14,404 Thanks: 51,687 Thanked 252,372 Times in 14,171 Posts	To be honest it will be HELL all that booze/drugs and porn i've consumed. But I would like to meet my Mum again if that is possible. And all family. I really miss my Mum telling me off! That said, I do believe we all live forever in the ether. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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marksharp Veteran Member Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 97 Thanks: 682 Thanked 427 Times in 78 Posts	To imagine that heaven or Hell exist you must have a belief in Jesus Christ son of God .. of which I do not...... __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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DEATHMAN Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 21 Thanks: 67 Thanked 160 Times in 20 Posts	Hell for me. Heaven would be crowded with smarmy do gooders while Hell will be where all the fun is.

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tygrkhat40 Long Suffering Bills Fan Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: The City of Good Neighbors Posts: 9,669 Thanks: 304,243 Thanked 152,528 Times in 9,629 Posts	I hope I'll go to heaven to be reunited with friends and family. If I go to hell, I know there will be friends there, so I won't be alone.

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fredfredburger Member Join Date: Jan 2011 Posts: 43 Thanks: 42 Thanked 323 Times in 42 Posts	If I'm going to heaven or hell based on things I've done, then I'm heaven-bound, But if its based on things I've thought or fantasized about, then I'm on the express elevator to hell Heaven for me would be one long party, full of really interesting people having really great discussions, sharing thoughts, jokes, etc.,all those great musicians who've died would be jamming out a great soundtrack, lots of Red wine, strong beer (at least 6.5%) Lots of weed, and of course the most impossibly beautiful women lovingly performing every carnal act I could think of on each other and me, or just running round naked having pillow fights. Hell.........I imagine to be a combination of all ones worst fears brought to vivid reality for all eternity, so that would be me on a very tall, very small, unstable platform, being gangraped by gigantic homosexual spiders