Nude Funnies

**USBPepsi** · October 6th, 2010, 03:07 AM

Nude Funnies

After consulting the higher ups about the details, I have decided to toss in this new thread. The purpose is simple; post nude photos you find amusing, and add funny captions. The guidelines are also pretty basic:

1) If the pic comes from another VEF thread, please specify the thread and the original poster. That's just being respectful.

2) Also try to be respectful of any lady that you post. In other words, if you think that a lady is funny because you think she's ugly, or if you think that all fat women are funny, you should probably keep that to yourself. The goal is to make jokes about the circumstances of funny porn pics, not just to insult ladies who were generous enough to take off their clothes for us all.

Pretty easy stuff, no? Also pretty fun, I hope.

**USBPepsi** · October 6th, 2010, 03:15 AM

Without further ado, here's my first contribution:

It had been ten years since Debbie had bought a box of her favorite cereal. She soon discovered that since she was a kid they had really changed the toys at the bottom of the box.

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Pic originally posted by redfive, post #7019 Amateur Wives and Girlfriends.

[Note: I don't intend to black out the faces of the ladies just as a general practice. I only did it this time because when I was more closely inspecting the pic I noticed that it is a fake. The only way to post it and stay within guidelines (and not further attack the lady's dignity) was to black out her face and also remove any other clues as to her identity.]

**USBPepsi** · October 6th, 2010, 03:34 AM

Margaret tried to observe proper hygiene, in spite of her total lack of motor coordination.

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Originally posted by philfreckle, #7110 Amateur Wives and Girlfriends.

**USBPepsi** · October 6th, 2010, 03:45 AM

It was all well and good letting the kids choose their own Christmas presents, until Junior hit puberty...

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Originally posted by Rangertom1357, #7097 Amateur Wives and Girlfriends.

**USBPepsi** · October 6th, 2010, 03:52 AM

Every year when she'd visit the grave of her old boss, Ms. Cooper would forget which Jones she was looking for. This year, though, she had prepared.

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Originally posted by Macenhoges, #554 Nude Girls in Public.

**Dumbassgo** · October 6th, 2010, 10:14 PM

"It was at this point that Jill remembered the chapter on Cactus Placement in her Ladder Safety Manual."

Cheers,
Dumbassgo.

**tygrkhat40** · October 7th, 2010, 04:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dumbassgo

"It was at this point that Jill remembered the chapter on Cactus Placement in her Ladder Safety Manual."

Cheers,
Dumbassgo.

Oh man, that is just wrong, wrong I tells ya!

**USBPepsi** · October 7th, 2010, 05:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tygrkhat40

Oh man, that is just wrong, wrong I tells ya!

Well, she thought her last boyfriend was a real prick. This was just the next logical step.

Rai Rai · October 7th, 2010, 07:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by polartrade

Well, she thought her last boyfriend was a real prick. This was just the next logical step.

Ba, da, dum, dum, CHING! Hysterical thread, too!

**USBPepsi** · October 13th, 2010, 01:47 AM

"We're letting you off easy this time, but just ONE more facial and we'll hide you where Peter North will never find you!"

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Originally posted by iase, #524 Ashlyn Gere.

October 6th, 2010, 03:07 AM	#1
USBPepsi Vintage Member Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: USA Posts: 2,435 Thanks: 62,015 Thanked 27,437 Times in 2,401 Posts	Nude Funnies Nude Funnies After consulting the higher ups about the details, I have decided to toss in this new thread. The purpose is simple; post nude photos you find amusing, and add funny captions. The guidelines are also pretty basic: 1) If the pic comes from another VEF thread, please specify the thread and the original poster. That's just being respectful. 2) Also try to be respectful of any lady that you post. In other words, if you think that a lady is funny because you think she's ugly, or if you think that all fat women are funny, you should probably keep that to yourself. The goal is to make jokes about the circumstances of funny porn pics, not just to insult ladies who were generous enough to take off their clothes for us all. Pretty easy stuff, no? Also pretty fun, I hope. __________________ The guy formerly known as that guy, now known as this guy.

October 6th, 2010, 03:15 AM	#2
USBPepsi Vintage Member Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: USA Posts: 2,435 Thanks: 62,015 Thanked 27,437 Times in 2,401 Posts	Without further ado, here's my first contribution: It had been ten years since Debbie had bought a box of her favorite cereal. She soon discovered that since she was a kid they had really changed the toys at the bottom of the box. --- Pic originally posted by redfive, post #7019 Amateur Wives and Girlfriends. [Note: I don't intend to black out the faces of the ladies just as a general practice. I only did it this time because when I was more closely inspecting the pic I noticed that it is a fake. The only way to post it and stay within guidelines (and not further attack the lady's dignity) was to black out her face and also remove any other clues as to her identity.] __________________ The guy formerly known as that guy, now known as this guy. Last edited by USBPepsi; October 16th, 2010 at 02:16 PM..

October 6th, 2010, 03:34 AM	#3
USBPepsi Vintage Member Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: USA Posts: 2,435 Thanks: 62,015 Thanked 27,437 Times in 2,401 Posts	Margaret tried to observe proper hygiene, in spite of her total lack of motor coordination. --- Originally posted by philfreckle, #7110 Amateur Wives and Girlfriends. __________________ The guy formerly known as that guy, now known as this guy. Last edited by USBPepsi; October 16th, 2010 at 02:16 PM..

October 6th, 2010, 03:45 AM	#4
USBPepsi Vintage Member Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: USA Posts: 2,435 Thanks: 62,015 Thanked 27,437 Times in 2,401 Posts	It was all well and good letting the kids choose their own Christmas presents, until Junior hit puberty... -- Originally posted by Rangertom1357, #7097 Amateur Wives and Girlfriends. __________________ The guy formerly known as that guy, now known as this guy. Last edited by USBPepsi; October 16th, 2010 at 02:17 PM..

October 13th, 2010, 01:47 AM	#10
USBPepsi Vintage Member Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: USA Posts: 2,435 Thanks: 62,015 Thanked 27,437 Times in 2,401 Posts	"We're letting you off easy this time, but just ONE more facial and we'll hide you where Peter North will never find you!" --- Originally posted by iase, #524 Ashlyn Gere. __________________ The guy formerly known as that guy, now known as this guy.

October 6th, 2010, 03:52 AM	#5
USBPepsi Vintage Member Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: USA Posts: 2,435 Thanks: 62,015 Thanked 27,437 Times in 2,401 Posts	Every year when she'd visit the grave of her old boss, Ms. Cooper would forget which Jones she was looking for. This year, though, she had prepared. -- Originally posted by Macenhoges, #554 Nude Girls in Public. __________________ The guy formerly known as that guy, now known as this guy. Last edited by USBPepsi; October 16th, 2010 at 02:17 PM..

October 6th, 2010, 10:14 PM	#6
Dumbassgo Vintage Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Sunny Stoke. Posts: 1,538 Thanks: 8,406 Thanked 42,504 Times in 1,504 Posts	"It was at this point that Jill remembered the chapter on Cactus Placement in her Ladder Safety Manual." Cheers, Dumbassgo.

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