101 Things Not To Say During Sex - Page 216

**DoctorWho** · March 25th, 2017, 08:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaxJoker

3075 ~ Do you mind if I hit you up for a loan babe ?. Ok . How about I start actually hitting you until you don't mind ?

3075b

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**cuzzyman927** · March 27th, 2017, 11:30 AM

3076: Lets face it sweetheart you're not the brightest light bulb in the package, you're 5 cans short of a 6-pack, I've got floor mops better looking then your hair, you smell like low tide in the Louisiana swamps, your breath could stop a locomotive, your skin could sand the barnacles off the bottom of a ship, and Jimmy Durante's nose looks like a pimple compared to yours!
Now, would you like to hear your bad qualities??

Estreeter · March 28th, 2017, 08:47 AM

3077 No, this won't be a one night stand as I don't even plan on being here 15 minutes from now, it's gotta be a whole night to qualify as one

**rosestone** · March 28th, 2017, 08:50 AM

3078. Is that your pet Alsatian in the next room? Can we make him watch?

**cuzzyman927** · March 31st, 2017, 09:02 PM

3079: Honest dear, I don't know how that lipstick got on my dick!

**DoctorWho** · April 1st, 2017, 03:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cuzzyman927

3079: Honest dear, I don't know how that lipstick got on my dick!

3079a "don't be silly.. it doesn't even look like the same color the girl sucking my dick right now is wearing, so.. H E L L O... it's certainly not HERS!!.."

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MaxJoker · April 1st, 2017, 05:06 PM

3080 ~ Have you any idea how beautiful you are ? . Oh good. Because you`re not.

**footstep** · April 1st, 2017, 05:32 PM

3081 Where are my car's keys?

Estreeter · April 2nd, 2017, 01:33 PM

3082 It's my ambition to drive you to lesbianism ..... But even they'd find you ugly

MaxJoker · April 3rd, 2017, 04:11 PM

3083 ~ Know I haven't got a coaster only do you mind if I balance my beer on your arse ?

March 27th, 2017, 11:30 AM	#2152
cuzzyman927 Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Down at the "Y" Posts: 33,073 Thanks: 390,390 Thanked 1,111,386 Times in 36,682 Posts	3076: Lets face it sweetheart you're not the brightest light bulb in the package, you're 5 cans short of a 6-pack, I've got floor mops better looking then your hair, you smell like low tide in the Louisiana swamps, your breath could stop a locomotive, your skin could sand the barnacles off the bottom of a ship, and Jimmy Durante's nose looks like a pimple compared to yours! Now, would you like to hear your bad qualities?? __________________

March 28th, 2017, 08:47 AM	#2153
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,120 Thanks: 449,724 Thanked 896,804 Times in 60,322 Posts	3077 No, this won't be a one night stand as I don't even plan on being here 15 minutes from now, it's gotta be a whole night to qualify as one __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

March 31st, 2017, 09:02 PM	#2155
cuzzyman927 Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Down at the "Y" Posts: 33,073 Thanks: 390,390 Thanked 1,111,386 Times in 36,682 Posts	3079: Honest dear, I don't know how that lipstick got on my dick! __________________

April 1st, 2017, 05:06 PM	#2157
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,560 Times in 69,067 Posts	3080 ~ Have you any idea how beautiful you are ? . Oh good. Because you`re not. __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

April 2nd, 2017, 01:33 PM	#2159
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,120 Thanks: 449,724 Thanked 896,804 Times in 60,322 Posts	3082 It's my ambition to drive you to lesbianism ..... But even they'd find you ugly __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

March 28th, 2017, 08:50 AM	#2154
rosestone Veteran Member Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 2,256 Thanks: 79,772 Thanked 37,954 Times in 2,261 Posts	3078. Is that your pet Alsatian in the next room? Can we make him watch?

April 1st, 2017, 05:32 PM	#2158
footstep Lost luggages? Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: France Posts: 7,268 Thanks: 92,097 Thanked 86,764 Times in 7,170 Posts	3081 Where are my car's keys?

April 3rd, 2017, 04:11 PM	#2160
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,560 Times in 69,067 Posts	Hell yes I asked first. Like all of you I`m a V.E.F gent too 3083 ~ Know I haven't got a coaster only do you mind if I balance my beer on your arse ? __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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