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March 12th, 2014, 10:17 AM	#1121
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March 13th, 2014, 10:24 AM	#1124
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"Put your legs up in the air and do that look.. you know.. Like you did in that picture of you on VEF.."

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1883 "yes!.. the pic you did when I was at work!!

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March 13th, 2014, 12:52 PM	#1126
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March 13th, 2014, 05:42 PM	#1128
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March 13th, 2014, 05:48 PM	#1129
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March 13th, 2014, 05:53 PM	#1130
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