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December 15th, 2011, 05:47 PM	#1
TommySwiftJr. Vintage Member Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Seaside. Escaping modern society values. Mostly. Posts: 2,960 Thanks: 47,367 Thanked 68,084 Times in 3,078 Posts	Fantastic relationship with your hand? Give it a name! Mine is called Hand Solo. First I thought I'd call it Handra Bullock but I'm afraid I can't live with a female hand. Well, but that's just me. How would you guys call your hand?

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December 15th, 2011, 05:58 PM	#2
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December 15th, 2011, 06:18 PM	#3
luddite Vintage Member Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: N.D.G. Posts: 1,375 Thanks: 104,140 Thanked 12,286 Times in 1,336 Posts	I gave my hand a name once, but I forgot it the next morning ! __________________ *Meanwhile, back at the oasis, the arabs were eating their dates...*

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December 15th, 2011, 06:26 PM

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I gave my hand a name once, but I forgot it the next morning !

But you made it a breakfast, no?

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December 16th, 2011, 03:28 AM	#5
luddite Vintage Member Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: N.D.G. Posts: 1,375 Thanks: 104,140 Thanked 12,286 Times in 1,336 Posts	No. It made breakfast for me. __________________ *Meanwhile, back at the oasis, the arabs were eating their dates...*

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December 16th, 2011, 07:44 AM	#6
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December 16th, 2011, 05:02 PM	#7
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May 2nd, 2016, 12:59 PM	#9
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