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February 19th, 2018, 08:06 PM | #2281 |
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February 20th, 2018, 05:15 PM | #2282 |
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Kelio is an Italian gazillionaire. He steals labels of expensive French wines and puts them on cheap table wine. He then sells it to tourists and English & Irish experts who can't taste the difference
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February 20th, 2018, 05:45 PM | #2283 |
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Brian249x is also a villain, but he's German. He collects rubble from construction sites and sells it to US tourists as "original" pieces of Berlin Wall
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February 20th, 2018, 05:57 PM | #2284 |
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February 20th, 2018, 06:08 PM | #2285 |
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February 20th, 2018, 08:35 PM | #2286 |
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February 21st, 2018, 08:38 AM | #2287 |
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Palo still believes that (Nikolai) Gogol invented Google, that (Yuri) Gagarin invented Listerine, and that (Valdimir) Lenin is the father of aspirine.
He's also convinced that (Aleksandr) Solzhenitsyn is still alive and active in the porn industry |
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February 21st, 2018, 02:18 PM | #2288 |
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Oh hi Mark! still uses Windows95.
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February 21st, 2018, 06:42 PM | #2289 |
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Silicone Carne prefers flat chested women who like cats as he has the worlds largest collection of hair-balls
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February 22nd, 2018, 12:15 PM | #2290 |
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sandhunter would have us believe that he lives in the Sonoran desert which is an area of the southern part of the state of Arizona encompassing the cities of Tucson, Phoenix , other cities and even part of southwestern California.
Actually sandhunter and palo5 live together in an old bomb shelter located 90 feet below the surface somewhere in an isolated part of Siberia about 30 miles from a small village. This bomb shelter is very huge. It was originally built back in the 1950's for government VIP'S. It has as much space as a ten room house. There are big rooms for storing food, including refrigerated and frozen food for decades. Also the shelter has its own heating and air conditioning system. Also it has all the conforts of a regular home, including plush furniture, beds, big t.v.'s, and a communication system. Except for one thing. sandhunter and palo5 have no access to women. So eventually using supplies in the bunker decided to build a tunnel system to that town 30 miles away. It took them years to build it, but they did it and they got women and other things to upgrade their supplies. As the decades pass they keep updating things, such as converting to a color t.v. getting VCR'S , then dvd players, and a cd player with thousands of video's and music cd's. Eventually though they were getting just bored and wanted to live outside, so they left the bunker communicated to an Russian military base their need to leave. They first completely destroyed the bunker with high explosives. Ane eventually sandhunter left to go back to the U.S., but palo5 wanted to stay in Siberia, so they parted their ways and eventually wound up as mods on VEF. |
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