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Old January 20th, 2018, 03:18 PM   #2111
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Silicone Carne eats baguette and cheese with raw garlic, and guzzles red wine all day. At night he seduces young women with stolen Champagne, fresh snails, black market old Cognac & plagiarized Georges Moustaki chansons. He is a western degenerate
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Old January 20th, 2018, 03:40 PM   #2112
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Desert people have similar habits, wherever they live. Don't laugh, it's true

For example, Sandhunter grew an Osama/Ayatollah beard

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Old January 20th, 2018, 10:16 PM   #2113
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Trailmaster and Sandhunter are twin sisters.
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Old January 20th, 2018, 10:21 PM   #2114
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Kelio is a Siamese twin, is other half is named Ernie (the smarter half)
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Kelio is Donlad Trump's press secretary.
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Jokerman spent four hours unzipping his pants - in that time the woman managed to wriggle free.
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Jokerman gets an erection every time he sees Hilary Clinton on TV
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Glen Quagmire or as he is known in the industry George A-Hole Stevens
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ball7s clearest childhood-memory is his dick, it hasn't grown since he was a child. (One inch erected... )
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Kelio was Elton John's boytoy during the Seventies.
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