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May 26th, 2017, 10:38 AM	#2251
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May 26th, 2017, 08:42 PM	#2253
ruffroundedges Vintage Member Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: In a cave, havn't you been paying attention? Posts: 5,198 Thanks: 79,034 Thanked 95,993 Times in 5,282 Posts	4059 Is this a sin too? __________________ Pull my finger..... To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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May 29th, 2017, 12:45 AM	#2254
ruffroundedges Vintage Member Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: In a cave, havn't you been paying attention? Posts: 5,198 Thanks: 79,034 Thanked 95,993 Times in 5,282 Posts	4060 Keep it down, my wife is a light sleeper... __________________ Pull my finger..... To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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May 29th, 2017, 01:35 AM	#2255
cuzzyman927 Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Down at the "Y" Posts: 33,073 Thanks: 390,390 Thanked 1,111,386 Times in 36,682 Posts	4061: When you were working the streets your pussy was so busy that the government was considering issuing it's own social security number! __________________

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May 29th, 2017, 10:35 AM	#2256
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May 30th, 2017, 02:20 AM	#2257
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4057: I think the doctor should have slapped your mother when you were born!

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4057a "I did, mate.. Several times.. Didn't help any.."

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