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**rotobott** · December 1st, 2016, 10:26 PM

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Come on guys, we're vultures we know they have to be dead before we eat them

Making them dance to show they're living is taking the piss

**Gladys Allova** · December 1st, 2016, 11:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Eric Cartman

No! No! No ladies! For the last time it's 1 - 2 step, 3 - 4 kick!

♪ Y' put your left talon in, your left talon out, in out in out shake it all about,
you do the funky vulture & you turn around, and around and around and you circle some more ♪

**cuzzyman927** · December 2nd, 2016, 12:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Eric Cartman

Officer: May I help you?

Dog: Yes officer, I'd like to report a Mr Hombre. Mal Hombre.

Officer: What seems to be the problem?

Dog: He'll have a stick in his hand, pretend to throw it but he never really does. Honestly, I'm getting tired of his shit.

Hi, I'm here collecting for the SPCA, I hope that we may count on you and the other officers for a kind and generous donation!

**Gladys Allova** · December 2nd, 2016, 01:18 PM

Penny decided to see if there is any truth in the rumour that female pheromones can attract fish

**tygrkhat40** · December 2nd, 2016, 01:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Eric Cartman

Officer: May I help you?

Dog: Yes officer, I'd like to report a Mr Hombre. Mal Hombre.

Officer: What seems to be the problem?

Dog: He'll have a stick in his hand, pretend to throw it but he never really does. Honestly, I'm getting tired of his shit.

I'd like to report a missing ear.

**Gladys Allova** · December 2nd, 2016, 01:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Eric Cartman

I saw a program on TV and I wanna become a drugs dog

**ManofKent** · December 2nd, 2016, 03:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Eric Cartman

No! No! No ladies! For the last time it's 1 - 2 step, 3 - 4 kick!

Son, your mother and I have something to tell you. Now that your old enough, we want to tell you were adopted has a chick...

**ManofKent** · December 2nd, 2016, 04:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Gladys Allova

When Madonna was asked to do an interview for Angling Times her publicist decided to seize the opportunity...

**Eric Cartman** · December 2nd, 2016, 10:07 PM

Customer: I'd like to return this clock. It doesn't seem to work.

Clerk: Very well. Do you have your receipt?

Customer: As luck would have it, no. But if there is a problem I have a "Receipt Alternative" with me.

**Mal Hombre** · December 2nd, 2016, 10:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Eric Cartman

Excuse Me love,Is the latest issue of Axe Murderers' Monthly in yet ?

December 2nd, 2016, 01:18 PM	#2744
Gladys Allova Vintage Member Join Date: Feb 2016 Location: A man's gotta chew what a man's gotta chew.. Posts: 4,990 Thanks: 67,890 Thanked 89,741 Times in 4,990 Posts	The lure, Penny decided to see if there is any truth in the rumour that female pheromones can attract fish __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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December 2nd, 2016, 10:07 PM	#2749
Eric Cartman Moderator (Retired) Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: The streets of Butter Nuts, New York. Posts: 11,082 Thanks: 97,294 Thanked 435,151 Times in 14,497 Posts	Customer: I'd like to return this clock. It doesn't seem to work. Clerk: Very well. Do you have your receipt? Customer: As luck would have it, no. But if there is a problem I have a "Receipt Alternative" with me.