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Old January 4th, 2012, 06:16 AM   #1021
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Granted. It tickles your testicles.

I wish Max Joker would untie the hitchhikers in his basement.
Granted. He ties you up in their place.

I wish we would get back to the discussion about the large hardon collider and the higgs bosom.
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Old January 4th, 2012, 06:50 AM   #1022
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I wish we would get back to the discussion about the large hardon collider and the higgs bosom.
Granted. This thread is now bisexual.
I wish to abstain from hardon collisions.






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Granted. This thread is now bisexual.
I wish to abstain from hardon collisions.
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However you're finding it difficult to avoid such encounters in the prison showers.

I wish for luddite to enjoy a ride being accelerated in the Large Hadron Collider.
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Old January 4th, 2012, 10:39 AM   #1024
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I wish for luddite to enjoy a ride being accelerated in the Large Hadron Collider.
Granted. It was like Tron meets a rollercoaster in 4D !

I wish for sweatyhat to test-drive the Sybian.





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Granted. It was like Tron meets a rollercoaster in 4D !

I wish for sweatyhat to test-drive the Sybian.
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But you get to have sloppy seconds on it bareback.

I wish for luddite to be read a bed time story every night by Dr Brian May reading exerpts from is Astrophysics PHD thesis.
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I wish for luddite to be read a bed time story every night by Dr Brian May reading exerpts from is Astrophysics PHD thesis.
Granted. After I point out his errors and make a few suggestions, he gives me a pile of hush money, and I sleep like a baby.

I wish to travel back to my own galaxy. ('69 Ford Galaxy)





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Granted. After I point out his errors and make a few suggestions, he gives me a pile of hush money, and I sleep like a baby.

I wish to travel back to my own galaxy. ('69 Ford Galaxy)
Granted. You get there just in time to be collided hard from behind by Michael Fox in his DeLorean. His flux capacitor is firmly lodged in your anus majorus.

I wish the post office had to pay me a fee every time they screwed up a delivery.
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Granted. You understand the phrase, "going postal?"

I wish for tacos for dinner.
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Granted. You understand the phrase, "going postal?"

I wish for tacos for dinner.
You get the slightly deaf genie again and he sends the tax co round for dinner.......they just love that piece of fiction that was your last return.

I wish the new temp at work who's 18 and in her first job would sit on my face
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That's when you discover she lacks adequate personal hygiene.

I wish I was the guy in the front car of a rollercoaster who vomits during the ride.
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