Best ever porno movie title

**John C. Holmes** · September 22nd, 2009, 07:41 AM

Porn used to always be great for creative, unique and out and out funny movie titles. (Back when they needed to get people in the theatres and a crazy title that was promising and eye catching was always a sure fire way to sell tickets.) What were your favorite titles? Here's some of mine:

Gulp
The Jade Pussycat
Dracula Sucks
If Mother Could See Me Now!

Foxbark · September 22nd, 2009, 08:37 AM

Sorry, but my schoolboy humour is obsessed with some of the more 'modern' creative titles, particularly the 'anal' themed ones (paging Dr. Freud!).

Here are a few off-hand examples:

"Hunting Mr. Brown Eye - The Stinker not the Winker'.
"Shawn Michael's NBA Series" - Here NBA doesn't mean National Basketball Association, but 'Nuthin' Butt Ass'.
"One in the Pink, One in the Stink" (a DP themed series of course).

...and there's loads more funnies I can't remember off-hand, it's almost become a minor art-form in itself.

**Clouddancer** · September 22nd, 2009, 09:24 AM

Saving Ryan's Privates

**elton dong** · September 22nd, 2009, 10:22 AM

Dyke Hard
Star Whores
Sorest Rump
Gangbangs of New York
On Golden Blonde
How Stella Got Her Tube Packed
Legally Boned
Throbin Hood (Prince of Beavers)
Pulp Friction
and
In-glorious bastards
(I just made that one up)

Foxbark · September 22nd, 2009, 10:40 AM

'How Stella Got Her Tube Packed'

...LOL Great Stuff.

When I used to read the porn film review mags (in the pre internet days), I used to collect the funniest titles.
Though not so funny I loved Bobby Hollander's early anal themed series 'Bobby's Bubble Butts' for sheer alliterative value and the picture of the Vampiresque, aging (he was 70 plus) Mr. Hollander on the box-cover literally salivating other the young strumpet on the box-cover as if he was going to undergo some sort of sexual/magical rejuvenation with the strumpet's life-force (now that's a topic for another day).
Anyhow, as a great fan of the Thames TV show 'Rumpole of the Bailey' I remember reading that the very distinctive physignomied lead actor , the late great Leo McKern used to collect newspaper critics descriptions of his physical appearance.'Bun-faced' was a choicest description, together with comparisions of his nose to the size, shape and sheen of a ripe aubergine (eggplant to Americans).

Foxbark.
(Your in-house nutter).

**sydney1** · September 22nd, 2009, 11:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Clouddancer

Saving Ryan's Privates

'Romancing the bone' always made me chuckle,

and a couple of my bent mates have informed me, the correct title is 'ShavingRyan's privates'
The title really says what kind of film it is!

martin30 · September 22nd, 2009, 12:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sydney1

and a couple of my bent mates have informed me, the correct title is 'ShavingRyan's privates'
The title really says what kind of film it is!

Actually you are both right, there are films called shaving ryans privates and saving ryans privates

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0221532/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0476592/

**John C. Holmes** · September 22nd, 2009, 05:21 PM

Another John Holmes classic title: Saturday Night Beaver!

**Mal Hombre** · September 22nd, 2009, 06:49 PM

Driving Miss Daisy Crazy
Titty Slickers
Bright Lights Big Titty
Forest Hump
Rambone

Foxbark · September 23rd, 2009, 11:54 AM

In the so-called 'golden age of porn' ie before mass videio production when most porn was viewed in 'cinema clubs' there was a 'goofy comedy porno-detective' series to riva the John Holmes 'Johnny Wadd' series, but based on Bogard's 'Sam Spade' films of the 1940s.
The series was called "Nick Slick Private Dick".

September 22nd, 2009, 07:41 AM	#1
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September 22nd, 2009, 08:37 AM	#2
Foxbark Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 275 Thanks: 372 Thanked 2,021 Times in 259 Posts	Sorry, but my schoolboy humour is obsessed with some of the more 'modern' creative titles, particularly the 'anal' themed ones (paging Dr. Freud!). Here are a few off-hand examples: "Hunting Mr. Brown Eye - The Stinker not the Winker'. "Shawn Michael's NBA Series" - Here NBA doesn't mean National Basketball Association, but 'Nuthin' Butt Ass'. "One in the Pink, One in the Stink" (a DP themed series of course). ...and there's loads more funnies I can't remember off-hand, it's almost become a minor art-form in itself.

September 22nd, 2009, 10:22 AM	#4
elton dong Vintage Member Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 408 Thanks: 1,445 Thanked 9,756 Times in 391 Posts	Dyke Hard Star Whores Sorest Rump Gangbangs of New York On Golden Blonde How Stella Got Her Tube Packed Legally Boned Throbin Hood (Prince of Beavers) Pulp Friction and In-glorious bastards (I just made that one up)

September 22nd, 2009, 10:40 AM	#5
Foxbark Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 275 Thanks: 372 Thanked 2,021 Times in 259 Posts	'How Stella Got Her Tube Packed' ...LOL Great Stuff. When I used to read the porn film review mags (in the pre internet days), I used to collect the funniest titles. Though not so funny I loved Bobby Hollander's early anal themed series 'Bobby's Bubble Butts' for sheer alliterative value and the picture of the Vampiresque, aging (he was 70 plus) Mr. Hollander on the box-cover literally salivating other the young strumpet on the box-cover as if he was going to undergo some sort of sexual/magical rejuvenation with the strumpet's life-force (now that's a topic for another day). Anyhow, as a great fan of the Thames TV show 'Rumpole of the Bailey' I remember reading that the very distinctive physignomied lead actor , the late great Leo McKern used to collect newspaper critics descriptions of his physical appearance.'Bun-faced' was a choicest description, together with comparisions of his nose to the size, shape and sheen of a ripe aubergine (eggplant to Americans). Foxbark. (Your in-house nutter).

September 22nd, 2009, 05:21 PM	#8
John C. Holmes Vintage Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 710 Thanks: 14,637 Thanked 7,446 Times in 682 Posts	Another John Holmes classic title: Saturday Night Beaver!

September 23rd, 2009, 11:54 AM	#10
Foxbark Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 275 Thanks: 372 Thanked 2,021 Times in 259 Posts	In the so-called 'golden age of porn' ie before mass videio production when most porn was viewed in 'cinema clubs' there was a 'goofy comedy porno-detective' series to riva the John Holmes 'Johnny Wadd' series, but based on Bogard's 'Sam Spade' films of the 1940s. The series was called "Nick Slick Private Dick".