Celebrities you don`t like

[Farowt]

I would have to add Ben Affleck. He rode the coat tail of his buddy, Matt Damon, whom I think is a brilliant actor, and has continued to ruin every movie he is cast in.

[edgarcasey]

Celebrities I don't like........okay, please allow me to go one step further: these are people I can't even believe I share the same DNA with! That is to say, I loathe these people, I despise them, I detest them. Hey, maybe it'll feel good to vent a little bit.

Yeah, starting with that guy pictured in the previous post - that guy who got away with a double murder. So glad that that egomaniacal scumbag is finally in jail where he belongs. Oh, speaking of egomaniacs, another sports figure on my list is the unbelievably arrogant Kobe Bryant. This guy got away with rape because, after all, he's Kobe Bryant - he can do what he wants!

This next part concerns the ubiquitous talking heads that permeate the media, including (but not limited to) Sean Hannity, Bill O'Reilly, Rush Limbaugh, Michelle Malkin, Tucker Carlson, Anne Coulter, Dr. Phil, Matt Lauer, Don Imus, Steve Malsberg, Conan O'Brien and yes, even Jay Leno, that mousy-voiced, patronizing, undeserving host of the Tonight Show, and I can't stand the way he's always reaching over his desk and grabbing the arms of his guests. But he's nothing compared to the others. I mean, Conan O'Brien? I can't even believe they gave this smug little prick his own show, much less that it's been on the air for as long as it has. Anne Coulter? She is just a pathetic excuse for a human being. I can't even believe that there actually exists someone who is this abrasive, this unforgiving, this unapologetic, this misguided. A psychologist could really have a field day with her. God, she is unnerving. She really makes my skin crawl. Don Imus? Arrogant, pompous, blatently racist, wizened curmudgeon who just won't go away. Michelle (In Defense of Internment) Malkin: Internment? Really!? Internment!?!? Tucker Carlson, Bill O'Reilly, Sean Hannity: hey, if you doubled their salaries, they'd all turn into liberals and get a spot on Air America. These people turn my stomach, and everything that comes out of their holier-than-thou, bloviating mouths is pure unadulterated bullshit. I thank you.

[MaxJoker]

Jimmy Carr a professional plagiarist and all round gimp faced comic actor , as in he acts like he is a stand up comedian but really he just did it to nab a quiz show host job. Which is why his act sounds so robotic and flat , because hey if you hadn`t written a word of what you said and had no sense of humour you`d perform the exact same way .See he`s a fraud and if there`s one thing i hate it's that .Sort of the way i dislike Dennis Leary, for pretending to be a stand up by stealing then badly performed Bill Hicks entire act until it gained him enough fame to become a regular TV actor.


Anyway back to Carr




And the one i`d like to slowly back over him with

[svea4]

Uri is to me one of the most annyoing con man around (but great spoon bending by him)

[MaxJoker]

Now wish i hadn`t slammed Sharon Osbourne into the poll ,nearly put Blair there as he has always been a celebrity over anything else.Sure a celebrity responsible for countless betrayals and slaughtered innocents ,still nobodies perfect .Plus by now i`m sure that Hitler youth kid in a lacy frock has forgiven him. God but how did i forget Uri ? , in fact the only positive thing he ever did was introduce Martin Bashir to Micheal Jackson and so set the thundering ball of destiny rolling.




Also almost put that professional stealer of acts Dane Cook (Yet another soulless actor who faked being a stand up) into the line up only i figured most might not have heard of him ?. If that`s the case then you`re lucky as the slime is a notorious idea and joke thief , who even worse has a legal team who regularly threaten to sue any comic ever suspected of doing similar to him. Not that they ever do sue of course as it`s difficult to prosecute a man for still telling his own jokes merely because Dane has stolen them .

[MaxJoker]

Damien Hirst that self publicizing professional snake oil salesman and creator of utter garbage



Actually don`t know who i hate most the conman himself or those tasteless millionaires with money to burn that buy his tat ?, the ones who have given the world the false impression that Hirst is an artist

Namely Charles Saatchi



Someone who made his money by helping push products that keep us in a permanent state of envy ,and by promoting political parties that fucked over our entire future and way of life

Naaah i hate Hirst the scumbag himself and all that he stands for . I hate him for the phoniness of his works and the way he has others produce them . I hate him for the tags that go alongside "His" works , such as The Physical Impossibility of Death in the Mind of Someone Living - when it was merely a corpse in a glass case. I hate him for his child molester face ,and breathing the same air as me



I hate him for sacking three quarters of his staff a week after selling a complete show and making over one hundred million pounds . I hate him for suing others who produce similar pieces , especially as he got all his "Ideas" from the natural history museum . But I hate him most of all for defouling a human skull by having one of his staff cover it in totally worthless and blood soaked diamonds . For shaking the hand of Debeers a corporation that exists in death ,and through the gullibility of the Wests populations who don`t grasp the fact that Diamonds are as plentiful as stars in the sky yet are horded by Debeers to keep their price artificially high.



Hirst = I hate you

[BigBucket]

I agree GS, Damien Hirst, if what he does is art then the Mona Lisa must have been painted by God himself. Call a cow in oil art? I get a cow in oil when i open a tin of Ox tongue. Talentless jerk.

Charles Saachi, i hate him too only because he married Nigella (big jugs) Lawson. And he funds the Tony Blair Traitor Brigade Party which means he should be shot like the rest of them.

[sydney1]

Originally Posted by GreenSkull

Damien Hirst that self publicizing professional snake oil salesman and creator of utter garbage



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I have it on good authority that Hirst 'achieved an E grade A level in art... and even stole some works of art from another student so that he could enter them as his own to be able to enter Leeds College of Art and Design.

Check out his C.V. on Wikipedia, was done twice for shop-lifting, says it all really. A talent for money-grubbing though.

A first-class shit.

[MaxJoker]

Sarah Jessica Parker !



Every woman i've ever known or know loves SJP and won`t hear a bad word against the attention seeking money hound



They think her an attractive style icon and can't understand why we don`t feel rampant with Parker lust



Well it's because we've got eyes , and can grasp the reality that just like Posh , Jessie also has half a dozen personal stylists who TELL her what to wear !



You see every straight man in the world would rather pan fry their testicles than spend a romantic evening with old mutton hubbard



She don`t do it for us ok , so stop pushing the question

[MaxJoker]

David Walliams and Matt Lucas of Little Britain fame ((Who if the BBC wasn't so pro-tripe would never have got a double glazing advert let alone a baffling career)) ,two total tossers that the terms "Repetition " and "Go for the easiest laugh" might have been invented. In fact if while growing up you ever saw six of those risky type holiday post cards then you saw their entire act, well providing you threw in some oh so funny projectile vomiting or waterfall pissing .What next for the new season ?, how about one of them plays a wrongly put together ugly retarded woman who throws up shit like there`s no tomorrow ?. Oh wait a minute that`d be typecasting for them both !.